I'm starting a series of articles.
Introducing...the Mysterious Mind Of series! Every 記事 will feature a different TVD character. Yes, I take suggestions for 名言・格言 and such. No point in requests, because I hope to write these 記事 for all the characters anyway. No, I will not be using my shipper mind to write these.
Each 記事 will comprise of
> A 一覧 detailing the composition of that character's brain
> Up to 18 scenes that the character was awesome in, including 名言・格言 if necessary
> Opinions section that will hopefully be updated with your comments
> Coming up next, so あなた know which character to expect next
These will most likely lack humor, but they're going to be pretty strange.
Anyway, on to the important stuff!
The Mysterious Mind Of: Damon Salvatore!
Damon's Brain
5% These people need therapy
5% Freaking sire bond!
5% Elena has such pretty eyes...
5% She likes me even though she won't admit it...Doesn't she?
5% Elena's so sweet and kind and caring...
10% Elena's so pretty...
10% I wonder what Elena's doing...
5% Did Stefan take his diary with him today?
5% I have serious deep set daddy issues.
10% What is with everyone torturing me all the time?
5% I ♥ my car
5% I miss Alaric
5% I need a drink. または a lot of drinks.
5% I wonder what's going on on How I Met Your Mother...
5% I hope Stefan's not messing up the house
10% Stabbity stab stab ハート, 心 rip skull bash RAGE but only in my head. For now.
Damon at his best!
1. Episode 1x01-"Hello, brother"
What can I say? The guy knows how to make an entrance...
2. Episode 1x02- Damon meets Elena
Elena: Stefan didn't tell me he had a brother
Damon: Well, Stefan's not one to brag
Way クーラー than how they met in the books, but his personality is the same.
3. Episode 1x11- The whole thing!
Rescue mission, followed によって kidnapping, followed によって funny cell phone call, followed によって drinking like a crazy person, followed によって almost getting killed, followed によって ripping the ハート, 心 out of the crazy backstabbing witch.
Also: "Vampires can't procreate, but we 愛 to try"
4. Episode 1x14- Aptly named
With Damon, あなた have to live with this in your mind. Fool him once, it's a shame on you, fool him twice and あなた won't live to regret it.
This was a game changer. In the same episode, we went from "I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies." to "I didn't compel あなた in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it."
When it comes to Damon, あなた know what you're getting- あなた just don't know when and how you'll get it.
5. Episode 2x07- Locking Katherine in the tomb
The guy has some self-respect! Anybody would expect some appreciation. He tried to get her out of the tomb for 145 years and all the time, she wasn't even in it. Then she strolls in and expects everything to be alright? Not just that, she's also threatening, menacing and everything we 愛 about her. But there's no way Damon's just going to ignore it. No way in hell!
Katherine: あなた need me. Elena's in danger!
Damon: Then I'll protect her while あなた rot in hell
6. Episode 2x12- Jessica from the road
This was awesome because he was vulnerable and powerful at the same time...
"I can't be what other people want me to be, what she wants me to be"
*vampface*
7. Episode 2x13- ハート, 心 rip
In season 1, Damon was all evil. Then in season 2, he pulls the compulsion trick on Elena. Just when あなた think he's going soft, this happens.
Elijah: *rips two hearts out simultaneously*
Damon: *watches in awe*
Later...
Damon: *rips out ハート, 心 of werewolf while in motion
8. Episode 2x15- Damon makes a friend
Damon had some pretty funny lines in this episode, and so did Elijah, but my favourite wasn't 発言しました によって either of them. It was this one.
Alaric: Hey, I am your friend, damn it. And あなた don't have any friends. So, no もっと見る lying.
I was happy dancing. Because to balance out all the judgmental Carolines and Bonnies and Stefans and Elenas of the world, Damon has a friend now!
9. Episode 2x22- Damon's deathbed scene
Whoever あなた ship, this was powerful. Damon is making jokes on his deathbed, asking for forgiveness, pushing away the person he loves because he could hurt her. It's so essentially Damon that あなた can''t help but like him もっと見る after this.
"You should have met me in 1864. あなた would have liked me."
We like あなた now, Damon. We like あなた now.
10. Episode 3x02- Of lakes and snark and Delena
Damon threw Elena in the lake. Something that, after 2 seasons of her, we all wanted to do. Don't get me wrong, I 愛 Elena, but she was being stupid going into a forest full of werewolves. Also
"When I drag my brother from the edge and deliver him back to you, I want あなた to remember the things あなた felt while he was gone."
Of course I liked that because I'm a Delena shipper, but I also liked it because it means that he has the decency to not steal his brother's girl while Stefan is paying for his life.
11. Episode 3x15- Thank goodness
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, あなた need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.
I like Delena. What I don't like is Damon being a pushover. If Elena does something stupid, he has every right to do something stupid as well, without being judged for it.
あなた can't expect him to just take rejection like that. There were consequences for Katherine and there will be consequences for Elena because Damon isn't afraid to hit あなた where it hurts.
12. Episode 3x16- Defan feels and chipmunks
"Whenever あなた go too far, I will be there to pull あなた back. Every 秒 of every 日 until あなた don't need me. 'Cause right now, you're all I got."
Also:
Damon mocking Stefan! "Dear diary, a シマリス, チンパンジー asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
13. Episode 3x20- Dalaricness
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
It just hit me why season 3 has always felt a little bit off to me- Damon killing Alaric? Twice? Totally OOC! I mean, once, I'd believe. But twice? With this, everything is right with the world again. Such a bittersweet moment in TVD history, and I think this is the first time we've seen Damon face genuine loss since Rose.
14. Episode 3x22- Damon's not selfish. Again.
Elena: Maybe if あなた and I had met first...
Damon: Yeah, maybe
Damon didn't ever leave Elena with the guilt of his 愛 until 3x14. The first time he told her he loved her, he compelled her to forget. The 秒 time, he thought he was going to die. And now, when he might die again and things could have ended differently, he chose not to say anything. Smart choice. Again.
And then, we got this brilliant flashback.
"You want a 愛 that consumes you. あなた want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want あなた to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want あなた to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena."
15. Episode 4x01- Hehehe
Matt: あなた can't possibly hate me もっと見る than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.
I like how Damon never really changes. He's a good person who's done very bad things and he's unapologetic about it. And he's true to that. He's irrational.
16. Episode 4x05- How is he the only smart one?
"Sure, Stefan. Since あなた asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with あなた for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!"
He raised an important point here. They didn't know if the cure existed for sure. And lets face it, these guys kind of have a history of jumping into things unprepared and it usually doesn't end well.
17. Episode 4x06- Back to back episodes of awesome
He rescues Elena from killing herself. At this point, he's doing this every episode, so why is this one included in my 一覧 of awesome?
"You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it."
Because he knows how to deliver a line.
18. Episode 4x13- Damon and Klaus
They're actually in similar situations, so it makes sense that they would compare notes. Damon 発言しました this to Klaus
"You do bad things for no reason. あなた do them to be a d**k... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose."
and it made sense. Whatever he's done, he's done for a reason.
Opinions
None yet...
[u] Coming up next... [u]
The Mysterious Mind Of: Stefan Salvatore!
Introducing...the Mysterious Mind Of series! Every 記事 will feature a different TVD character. Yes, I take suggestions for 名言・格言 and such. No point in requests, because I hope to write these 記事 for all the characters anyway. No, I will not be using my shipper mind to write these.
Each 記事 will comprise of
> A 一覧 detailing the composition of that character's brain
> Up to 18 scenes that the character was awesome in, including 名言・格言 if necessary
> Opinions section that will hopefully be updated with your comments
> Coming up next, so あなた know which character to expect next
These will most likely lack humor, but they're going to be pretty strange.
Anyway, on to the important stuff!
The Mysterious Mind Of: Damon Salvatore!
Damon's Brain
5% These people need therapy
5% Freaking sire bond!
5% Elena has such pretty eyes...
5% She likes me even though she won't admit it...Doesn't she?
5% Elena's so sweet and kind and caring...
10% Elena's so pretty...
10% I wonder what Elena's doing...
5% Did Stefan take his diary with him today?
5% I have serious deep set daddy issues.
10% What is with everyone torturing me all the time?
5% I ♥ my car
5% I miss Alaric
5% I need a drink. または a lot of drinks.
5% I wonder what's going on on How I Met Your Mother...
5% I hope Stefan's not messing up the house
10% Stabbity stab stab ハート, 心 rip skull bash RAGE but only in my head. For now.
Damon at his best!
1. Episode 1x01-"Hello, brother"
What can I say? The guy knows how to make an entrance...
2. Episode 1x02- Damon meets Elena
Elena: Stefan didn't tell me he had a brother
Damon: Well, Stefan's not one to brag
Way クーラー than how they met in the books, but his personality is the same.
3. Episode 1x11- The whole thing!
Rescue mission, followed によって kidnapping, followed によって funny cell phone call, followed によって drinking like a crazy person, followed によって almost getting killed, followed によって ripping the ハート, 心 out of the crazy backstabbing witch.
Also: "Vampires can't procreate, but we 愛 to try"
4. Episode 1x14- Aptly named
With Damon, あなた have to live with this in your mind. Fool him once, it's a shame on you, fool him twice and あなた won't live to regret it.
This was a game changer. In the same episode, we went from "I mean this sincerely: I hope Elena dies." to "I didn't compel あなた in Atlanta because we were having fun. I wanted it to be real. I'm trusting you. Don't make me regret it."
When it comes to Damon, あなた know what you're getting- あなた just don't know when and how you'll get it.
5. Episode 2x07- Locking Katherine in the tomb
The guy has some self-respect! Anybody would expect some appreciation. He tried to get her out of the tomb for 145 years and all the time, she wasn't even in it. Then she strolls in and expects everything to be alright? Not just that, she's also threatening, menacing and everything we 愛 about her. But there's no way Damon's just going to ignore it. No way in hell!
Katherine: あなた need me. Elena's in danger!
Damon: Then I'll protect her while あなた rot in hell
6. Episode 2x12- Jessica from the road
This was awesome because he was vulnerable and powerful at the same time...
"I can't be what other people want me to be, what she wants me to be"
*vampface*
7. Episode 2x13- ハート, 心 rip
In season 1, Damon was all evil. Then in season 2, he pulls the compulsion trick on Elena. Just when あなた think he's going soft, this happens.
Elijah: *rips two hearts out simultaneously*
Damon: *watches in awe*
Later...
Damon: *rips out ハート, 心 of werewolf while in motion
8. Episode 2x15- Damon makes a friend
Damon had some pretty funny lines in this episode, and so did Elijah, but my favourite wasn't 発言しました によって either of them. It was this one.
Alaric: Hey, I am your friend, damn it. And あなた don't have any friends. So, no もっと見る lying.
I was happy dancing. Because to balance out all the judgmental Carolines and Bonnies and Stefans and Elenas of the world, Damon has a friend now!
9. Episode 2x22- Damon's deathbed scene
Whoever あなた ship, this was powerful. Damon is making jokes on his deathbed, asking for forgiveness, pushing away the person he loves because he could hurt her. It's so essentially Damon that あなた can''t help but like him もっと見る after this.
"You should have met me in 1864. あなた would have liked me."
We like あなた now, Damon. We like あなた now.
10. Episode 3x02- Of lakes and snark and Delena
Damon threw Elena in the lake. Something that, after 2 seasons of her, we all wanted to do. Don't get me wrong, I 愛 Elena, but she was being stupid going into a forest full of werewolves. Also
"When I drag my brother from the edge and deliver him back to you, I want あなた to remember the things あなた felt while he was gone."
Of course I liked that because I'm a Delena shipper, but I also liked it because it means that he has the decency to not steal his brother's girl while Stefan is paying for his life.
11. Episode 3x15- Thank goodness
Elena: If you're mad at me, Damon, あなた need to get over it.
Damon: Oh, I'm over it.
I like Delena. What I don't like is Damon being a pushover. If Elena does something stupid, he has every right to do something stupid as well, without being judged for it.
あなた can't expect him to just take rejection like that. There were consequences for Katherine and there will be consequences for Elena because Damon isn't afraid to hit あなた where it hurts.
12. Episode 3x16- Defan feels and chipmunks
"Whenever あなた go too far, I will be there to pull あなた back. Every 秒 of every 日 until あなた don't need me. 'Cause right now, you're all I got."
Also:
Damon mocking Stefan! "Dear diary, a シマリス, チンパンジー asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever."
13. Episode 3x20- Dalaricness
Damon: Sorry I killed you... twice.
Alaric: So I have to actually die to get a real apology out of you.
It just hit me why season 3 has always felt a little bit off to me- Damon killing Alaric? Twice? Totally OOC! I mean, once, I'd believe. But twice? With this, everything is right with the world again. Such a bittersweet moment in TVD history, and I think this is the first time we've seen Damon face genuine loss since Rose.
14. Episode 3x22- Damon's not selfish. Again.
Elena: Maybe if あなた and I had met first...
Damon: Yeah, maybe
Damon didn't ever leave Elena with the guilt of his 愛 until 3x14. The first time he told her he loved her, he compelled her to forget. The 秒 time, he thought he was going to die. And now, when he might die again and things could have ended differently, he chose not to say anything. Smart choice. Again.
And then, we got this brilliant flashback.
"You want a 愛 that consumes you. あなた want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want あなた to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want あなた to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena."
15. Episode 4x01- Hehehe
Matt: あなた can't possibly hate me もっと見る than I hate myself.
Damon: Yes I can.
I like how Damon never really changes. He's a good person who's done very bad things and he's unapologetic about it. And he's true to that. He's irrational.
16. Episode 4x05- How is he the only smart one?
"Sure, Stefan. Since あなた asked, I'd be happy to go on a suicide mission with あなた for a potentially non-existent cure. No problem!"
He raised an important point here. They didn't know if the cure existed for sure. And lets face it, these guys kind of have a history of jumping into things unprepared and it usually doesn't end well.
17. Episode 4x06- Back to back episodes of awesome
He rescues Elena from killing herself. At this point, he's doing this every episode, so why is this one included in my 一覧 of awesome?
"You know what they say about teenage suicide... don't do it."
Because he knows how to deliver a line.
18. Episode 4x13- Damon and Klaus
They're actually in similar situations, so it makes sense that they would compare notes. Damon 発言しました this to Klaus
"You do bad things for no reason. あなた do them to be a d**k... if you're gonna be bad, be bad with purpose."
and it made sense. Whatever he's done, he's done for a reason.
Opinions
None yet...
[u] Coming up next... [u]
The Mysterious Mind Of: Stefan Salvatore!
Ep.2:"Are あなた worried that all the forest
動物 will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If あなた wanna see me naked, all あなた have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot もっと見る in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at あなた and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I 愛 you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it もっと見る than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
1. He dosent pretend he is someone he is not.
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him もっと見る than once.
3. He is ロスト and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we 愛 him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never 愛 her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him もっと見る than once.
3. He is ロスト and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we 愛 him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never 愛 her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2)Each and every time he asks あなた a question,say "that's for me to know and for あなた to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill あなた because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do あなた know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time あなた see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should 表示する あなた how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting あなた two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! あなた scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did あなた tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie 発言しました in a firm voice.
"what do あなた want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting あなた two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! あなた scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did あなた tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie 発言しました in a firm voice.
"what do あなた want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....