Operator! Give me the number for 911!


Oh, so they have internet on computers now!


Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!


Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.


I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.


Son, if あなた really want something in this life, あなた have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.


Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go ホーム and spend some quality time with the kids.


Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'


Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.


Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?


あなた know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. あなた just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.


Lisa, if あなた don't like your job あなた don't strike. あなた just go in every 日 and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.