I guess I'd better start with the basics. My name ain't something I'd normally give, considering how friggin' embarrassing it is. For the record, dudes, it's Rattigan. I know, i know! Don't even get me started on how it sounds!
I was born on October 22nd 1989 in a pet shop, of all places for a dude like me to be born. My dad's side of the family came from England, and knew The Golden Squirrel. He cheated my great great granddad out his entire fortune, and ever since then We've been after his, but もっと見る on that later.
I was purchased によって some scientist dude when i was young. Rat's don't live to be all that old, または so they thought. Just look at me; 23 years old and stronger than a bull!
I barely understood what the dudes were saying half the time when i was being tested. Me and a bunch of other rats were selected for our "strong, healthy appearance and healthy immune systems." We were 与えられた some kinds wasting disease......what'sitcalled...? Muscular dystrophy または something like that.
I responded the best to the treatments, and i was singled out for special work, which was just me running through some stupid maze, もっと見る injections, もっと見る testing.... i got into a few fights. Got my ear torn, and a スラッシュ on my chest... あなた should've seen what happened to the other dude!
Eventually, i got fed up with it. That damned doctor studying me, 芝居 like he was God! I planned my escape... what I didn't know was that it had some....pleasing side effects. Soon the doctor began to notice some pleasing side effects of his treatment. Eventually he noticed I began to grow, and grow, and grow, until I was taller than himself ( he was short even によって human size... maybe 5 foot 3).
Soon, there was talk of them dissecting me to find out just what went wrong. I bided my time, chatting with my fellow captive rats, flirting with some of the females ( and yes I made an attempt at mating, and then the doctors were thinking about keeping me alive for もっと見る tests). Then things got...ugly...I had it up to my ears with this!
One night, I made my escape from that lab, and it's horrors. i don't know what the dudes over there found もっと見る shocking, my awesome muscles, または the fact that their test subjects could talk back. i remember my first time talking to them went something like this : "Ready, big guy? We're going to give mating another go!" 発言しました the doctor, pasting on a fake smile
"No, dude. I'm up to here with this! あなた can't make me do anything anymore." i say calmly, but with a hint of anger. I was shocked to hear how different my voice sounded. It sounded ... gruff, and had a bit of a Brooklyn accent. it wasn't the gentle, British accent I grew up with.
"Wh-what?! あなた can Talk?!" 発言しました the doctor, a bit scared.
"Don't worry, dude. it's not because of your stupid tests, though, i must say, I'm loving the muscles! All 動物 talk, あなた just gotta listen to us.. Like now! Get me out of these damned straps, または i'll break your face!" I bark, shocked at how tough I sounded... i was beginning to like this!
"y-yes. R-right away." stammers the doctor.
For the first time in my life, i was free! I grabbed the growth formula and jumped out the window, but not before threatening the dude's life if he ever told ANYONE about what happened. Then I made my way into the sewers beneath New York City, where i found a group of leaderless sewer rats.... they're my real family now. i met those stupid penguins in April of '09. The rest, i guess, is history. あなた all watch the show, dudes, so あなた know how much i can't stand those birds! Anyways, I'm at ホーム in the sewers and I don't intend to go nowhere else!
The End..
P.S 登録する My Fanclub that TheRatKing1 started または I'll break your faces!
Me: Don't be rude to potential fans!
ラット King: Sorry dudes!
Both of us : The End!
I was born on October 22nd 1989 in a pet shop, of all places for a dude like me to be born. My dad's side of the family came from England, and knew The Golden Squirrel. He cheated my great great granddad out his entire fortune, and ever since then We've been after his, but もっと見る on that later.
I was purchased によって some scientist dude when i was young. Rat's don't live to be all that old, または so they thought. Just look at me; 23 years old and stronger than a bull!
I barely understood what the dudes were saying half the time when i was being tested. Me and a bunch of other rats were selected for our "strong, healthy appearance and healthy immune systems." We were 与えられた some kinds wasting disease......what'sitcalled...? Muscular dystrophy または something like that.
I responded the best to the treatments, and i was singled out for special work, which was just me running through some stupid maze, もっと見る injections, もっと見る testing.... i got into a few fights. Got my ear torn, and a スラッシュ on my chest... あなた should've seen what happened to the other dude!
Eventually, i got fed up with it. That damned doctor studying me, 芝居 like he was God! I planned my escape... what I didn't know was that it had some....pleasing side effects. Soon the doctor began to notice some pleasing side effects of his treatment. Eventually he noticed I began to grow, and grow, and grow, until I was taller than himself ( he was short even によって human size... maybe 5 foot 3).
Soon, there was talk of them dissecting me to find out just what went wrong. I bided my time, chatting with my fellow captive rats, flirting with some of the females ( and yes I made an attempt at mating, and then the doctors were thinking about keeping me alive for もっと見る tests). Then things got...ugly...I had it up to my ears with this!
One night, I made my escape from that lab, and it's horrors. i don't know what the dudes over there found もっと見る shocking, my awesome muscles, または the fact that their test subjects could talk back. i remember my first time talking to them went something like this : "Ready, big guy? We're going to give mating another go!" 発言しました the doctor, pasting on a fake smile
"No, dude. I'm up to here with this! あなた can't make me do anything anymore." i say calmly, but with a hint of anger. I was shocked to hear how different my voice sounded. It sounded ... gruff, and had a bit of a Brooklyn accent. it wasn't the gentle, British accent I grew up with.
"Wh-what?! あなた can Talk?!" 発言しました the doctor, a bit scared.
"Don't worry, dude. it's not because of your stupid tests, though, i must say, I'm loving the muscles! All 動物 talk, あなた just gotta listen to us.. Like now! Get me out of these damned straps, または i'll break your face!" I bark, shocked at how tough I sounded... i was beginning to like this!
"y-yes. R-right away." stammers the doctor.
For the first time in my life, i was free! I grabbed the growth formula and jumped out the window, but not before threatening the dude's life if he ever told ANYONE about what happened. Then I made my way into the sewers beneath New York City, where i found a group of leaderless sewer rats.... they're my real family now. i met those stupid penguins in April of '09. The rest, i guess, is history. あなた all watch the show, dudes, so あなた know how much i can't stand those birds! Anyways, I'm at ホーム in the sewers and I don't intend to go nowhere else!
The End..
P.S 登録する My Fanclub that TheRatKing1 started または I'll break your faces!
Me: Don't be rude to potential fans!
ラット King: Sorry dudes!
Both of us : The End!
If they have a club for hunter the seal, I figured, why not one for the ラット King.
If there are people out there who are ファン of any P.O.M villans, like Hans, または Blowhole, I wanna know.
Plus I wanted to see if anyone else out there is a ファン of that big badass sewer rat.
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If there are people out there who are ファン of any P.O.M villans, like Hans, または Blowhole, I wanna know.
Plus I wanted to see if anyone else out there is a ファン of that big badass sewer rat.
(Random ジャンク so i can post this)
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