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timetrapsus posted on Mar 12, 2007 at 01:11AM
andy - "addition by subtraction"

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１年以上前 someonefeedturk said…
"KISS... Keep It Simple, Stupid" -michael
１年以上前 OfficeObsessed said…
"That's what she said!"
１年以上前 greedo said…
Ok, so maybe this is a 2-liner?

Todd Packer: What has two thumbs and likes to bone your mom? This guy!!!
１年以上前 skeletontree said…
"and then suddenly she's not your ho no mo"
１年以上前 hekissedmyhand said…
not REALLY a one liner but...
"Certain events have transpired and I've thought about certain things. And I'm sorry for the way those certain events transpired. And I would would just like to make some changes about certain things and certain situationions with certain accountants."

I LOL every time....
１年以上前 ilovejimhalpert said…
"Don't be an idiot. It changed my life."
Dwight K. Schrute.

sorry, two lines:)
１年以上前 flutterly said…
"I hate so much about the things you choose to be." -Michael

Random trivia - I watched an interview recently where John Krasinski said his favorite moment is when Creed goes, "Which one is Pam?"
chrisfrancz commented…
Creed is so oblivious. He acts like he is happy when he hears １年以上前
１年以上前 bwright said…
"I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing..."-Creed
１年以上前 hapaganthae said…
"I once kept a spud gun in my bag at work for almost an entire day. Can you imagine if I were deranged?
１年以上前 hawkluvbeer said…
Uh, no, I only give my organs to my real friends.
１年以上前 1010101010 said…
I"m always thinking one step ahead...like a carpenter...who builds stairs."
-Andy
１年以上前 1010101010 said…
"Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know...there's gambling and alcohol...and it's in our dangerous warehouse...it's a school night, and you know, uh... Hooters is catering. You know, is that not—is that enough? Should I keep going?"
-toby
１年以上前 wtb2612 said…
False. I do not miss him.
１年以上前 IndianKelly said…
Please don't smell me, Michael - Jan
１年以上前 Mr_Poop said…
I.DECLARE.BANKRUPTCY!
１年以上前 Officefan222 said…
I'm proposing today. Holy Crap.- Jim
１年以上前 smoore23 said…
"Now I know how Bob Hope felt when he performed in Saudi Arabia." -- Michael Scott, 'The Dundies'
１年以上前 alesegura said…
big smile
its not a one liner but hey THATS WHAT SHE SAID
１年以上前 Office_001 said…
Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship!

-Andy
１年以上前 Office_001 said…
I want Michael to have all the urine he needs

-Dwight
１年以上前 eric4122 said…
Everybody poops.

-Mose Schrute
１年以上前 eric4122 said…
I always imagined less manure. I mean, some manure - just... less.

-Jim
１年以上前 Jimmette said…
The fire is shooting at us!

-Andy
１年以上前 Jimmette said…
It's pony

-Dwight
１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
heart
Now that I think about it Andy and Angela could actually make a pretty good couple. But I couldn't do that to Dwight... or Angela... or Andy.

-Pam
１年以上前 emirc2363 said…
sunny
There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "What if you die Dwight, how will we get into the office?" He said, "If I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."

-Pam
１年以上前 emirc2363 said…
laugh
AHH ALSO:
One day Michael came in complaining about a speed bump on the highway. I wonder who he ran over then.

-Jim
１年以上前 IndianKelly said…
You're a presentation tool!

-Michael
１年以上前 IndianKelly said…
So, where are you mailing your foot?

-Jim
１年以上前 DalekSec said…
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOD! NOOOOO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! - Michael
１年以上前 DalekSec said…
"Maybe YOU'RE in the ceiling." -Andy
１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
"I think we broke his brain." -Pam
１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
"I AM CUTTING OFF PHYLLIS' HEAD WITH A CHAINSAW! ...ren-nen-nen..."
-Andy
１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
"Dwight may have won the battle... but I will win... the next battle."
-Andy
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１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
"Lord Beer me strength."
-Jim
１年以上前 dolphinsrock8D said…
"I hate...so much...about the things that you choose to be."
-Michael
１年以上前 yoyoder said…
"I use to run and get a runner's high. Now, I lift." - Angela Fun Run (deleted scenes?. And that quote might not be spot on.
１年以上前 alwaysforever said…
"Dwight You Ignorant Slut!"
- Michael
１年以上前 snoznoodle said…
"Maybe one day I'll find my own Karen. That is - you - a man. A man version. Um... But until then, I can hold my head up. I'm not gay."
-Pam
１年以上前 pencilcup said…
"Swing loose sweet chariots"

-Creed
１年以上前 adidasrox117 said…
"My kid needs shoes" -Meredith from the Promotion
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１年以上前 MrsRook said…
" Dwight, you ignorant slut. " -Michael Scott : Safety Training
１年以上前 Shrutefarms11 said…
"Im not superstitious, I'm only a little stitious."

-Michael
１年以上前 sirisolheim said…
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

-Jim as Dwight
１年以上前 Zeldafan76 said…
That's what she said. - Micheal
１年以上前 SamanthaHalpert said…
surprise
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１年以上前 amymeymy said…
cool
PARKOUR!
１年以上前 amymeymy said…
laugh
Mint Dwight?
１年以上前 Caprysa said…
WET TUNA!

-Andy to Jim
１年以上前 Caprysa said…
Hey hey, you you, I don't like your boyfriend because he sucks at ping pong (using the tune of "I don't like your girlfriend" song by Avril Lavigne)
-Kelly to Pam...Not a one liner but it was pretty funny when she said/sang it
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