The Muppets - Twilight Parody

Kermit:
Ever since marrying Miss Piggy he has always worn a シャツ with her face on it every 日 and is taking a fly-fishing course.
Walter:
Walter is one of those students who is taking a ceramics course. So far, he has made ceramic モデル of Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo, and Miss Piggy.
The Swedish Chef:
As あなた probably can guess, The Swedish Chef spends his time doing the culinary program.
Big Mean Carl:
While not actually taking any courses offered to him によって the college, he spends his time wandering the campus with Gorgon Heap and Behemoth looking for innocent souls to eat.
Bobo:
Bobo spends his...

Kermit's gone and now i'm taking over leadership duty. 発言しました Miss Piggy. Okay. Sure. Where he is anyways? asked Walter Last i saw him, he was heading towards a portal to take him to the real world. From there, he was able to find Constantine and Dominic Badguy in Scotland. Dominic Badguy fled, leaving Kermit to pursue Constantine on his own. At this rate, i'd say they'd be in China right about now. 発言しました Miss Piggy Is the portal to the real world closed? asked Walter Yes. Only one person can go through it and Kermit was the only one who could enter through it. Which brings us to our 次 order...

In a Lone Ranger style setting, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, and Polly ロブスター were in their cell. Statler was pounding a nail into a wanted poster that 発言しました if あなた catch these bandits, あなた will immedieately get a reward. Sure enough, as Waldorf was stepping outside the saloon to tell Statler get back inside, the ゴールド hunting posse, consisting of エンジェル Marie, Spotted Dick, Black Dog, Blind Pew, Clifford, Sal Minella, Johnny Fiama, Uncle Deadly, Zippity Zap, Old Tom, Sweetums, and Crazy Harry rode into town on horseback, and all of them wore cowboy hats and had 銃 loaded and ready to go. Kermit...