Suzumiya Haruhi no yuutsu

I can't see anything. I feel like I'm falling in purgatory and about to throw up. Finally, I stop falling and I open my eyes. I'm laying down on the ground outside. It looks like I'm at the same spot where Haruhi and Itsuki changed clothes before sneaking into North High with Kyon. I realize I'm starting to sweat. It's like in the middle of summer. This feels familiar. But this can't be a dream. Everything here feels so realistic. I guess I'm really in the Haruhi universe. Now I'm sure before it wasn't a dream either. I still have a chance. Anyway, I need to know "when" I am. So I run to the...

You thought it was over?? HA!

At ディナー that night, the entire group of Itsuki's family ganged up on poor Haruhi, who didn't even have time to eat.

"So, あなた in high school?" Aiko asked. "Um, yeah." Replied Haruhi.
"Really? あなた look older!"
Haruhi's face went pale. "Um...I..do?"
"Yeah, あなた look like あなた could be 30, but your struggling not to get fat. Momoko's like that. She goes on a diet once a year, but they don't help."
"Aiko! Stop asking retarded questions!" A tall man said. "So, あなた think I look good?" "Um, yeah..." Haruhi asnwered. "You look nice, sir."
"Oh, I'm not a guy! I'm a girl! My name's...

I woke up. I put on my glasses and I see that Yuki is sleeping with her arms wrapped around me. I carefully remove her arms and get up.
"Hey, Yuki, wake up."
She opens her eyes slowly and yawns.
"Good morning, did あなた sleep well...?"
"Y-Yeah, I guess. Hey, shouldn't we be going to school または something?"
Her eyes widen as she stands up abruptly.
"W-What time is it?! I have to get to school quickly!"
She runs into the bathroom with her clothes in her arms.
"Well, that escalated fast.", I think to myself as I walk into the living room.
Suddenly, I hear someone knocking on the entrance door. I walk up to...

Haruhi's POV
"Everyone, Ryoko made a suggestion to visit Koizumi-kun's grave." I turned away, trying not to let the image of my late boyfriend come to mind. it has been over a week since he was killed によって the godamn Computer Club. I rummage through the drawers of our 机, デスク and pull of the band i gave him when I promoted him to deputy cheif. I put it in my pocket. I'm going to put it on his grave, anyway.


"Here it is." Ryoko said, tired from running. There it was. The grave of someone who didn't really deserve to die. 'Here Lies Itsuki Koizumi', it said. It was surrounded によって pictures, bouquets,...

"I'm sorry, Suzumiya-san." Itsuki apoligized, looking at Haruhi, who was watching TV with Saki. "I'm sorry." "It's okay." Haruhi answered as she held a laughing Saki.
"It will never happen agagin."
"Itsuki...I'm sure of it."
At that moment, in rushed Momoko, whose stomach looked bigger than usual. Itsuki face-palmed. "Don't tell me-" "-I'm pregnant!" Momoko announced, hugging Saki. "Congratulations, Momoko-san. Is it a boy または girl?" Haruhi asked.
"I dunno yet. This is so exciting! I've never had a baby before!"
"We must plan the baby shower, Momoko, honey!"
"EEEEEE!! Let's go! EEEEEEEE!!!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"...

The 次 morning when I woke up, I felt my lips burning. Just a while 前 I had kissed Itsuki Koizumi. Something I'd dreamed of doing for a while now. His words still buzzed through my brain;
ever since I first saw you, I knew I was in love...
It made my head spin to even think that he was in 愛 with me. Out of all people in North High, out of all people in Japan, He loved me. And the crazy thing was, I loved him too.

When I walked into ホーム room, I noticed Kyon, In his usual spot in front of me. He wasn't about to look at me. I could tell. But then it hit me. I saw he was 読書 a note. Who...

"So, Yuki, are あなた gonna go ホーム now?"
She nodded.
"I see!", I 発言しました as I walked up to the window.
She stood up, and put on her ジャケット and scarf. I was looking out the window. I turned to Yuki.
"Hey, do あなた know any places around here where I can spend the night at? I'm sure as hell not going back to the house I came from." - I shrug.
"W-Well, do あなた want want to spend the night at my place...?"
"Uh... Sure why not, thanks, that's really kind of あなた and all, but... it doesn't bother あなた at all to invite a complete stranger to your home?"
"Well, あなた seem like a nice person, so I don't mind."
"Huh......

The sun is going down. I've been sitting in the clubroom for quite a while. School is over now. Yuki finally shows up.
"Oh hey, were あなた late for class?"
She smirks "Made it just in time, but the teacher was late anyway."
"Heh, good. Do あなた know where Kyon is, though?" I ask.
"He went directly to Koyouen Academy..."
That's right. Thanks to me, now he doesn't need the clue that the original Yuki left in that book. But what are we going to do now? It'll take a while before Kyon gets back since he needs to talk to Itsuki and Haruhi at the resturant. I guess Yuki and I can do something else until then....