I was 読書 the Maximum Ride 本 again and Fang's blog made me think of Nico as I think they are similar characters. So I came up with 'Nico's Blog'. Please 提出する 質問 to answer.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: 日 one
Hello all あなた people that happen to be surfing the internet または have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades キャビン at your お気に入り demigod camp. And if you're a Roman ファン and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me によって my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. あなた dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) キャビン members によって their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if あなた stay in your キャビン for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few 質問 asked によって my buddies at camp, they have been disguised によって user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did あなた hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping あなた によって his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I 愛 messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, あなた were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my 質問 is, what happened to my お気に入り copy of the Iliad when あなた went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your ユーザー名 is terrible, I expected もっと見る from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, あなた have two dozen copies, and why あなた should have a お気に入り I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the 火災, 火 I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my 質問 is why did あなた spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as あなた came によって (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and あなた looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite キャビン assumed I was the reason あなた were mad and I had been smiling at あなた so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would あなた react if I filled the Hades キャビン with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an 時 later* TRAVIS STOLL あなた ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! あなた FILLED MY キャビン WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a ナイフ at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up または he'll have to admit his 愛 for Katie, which is false* Last 質問 of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask 質問 later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, あなた break her ハート, 心 you're dead to me, あなた know, if the cursed jewels don't get to あなた first.
THE END! OK, now, 提出する your 質問 for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I 発言しました I'm hot but I am hot for あなた ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three または four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.
Disclaimer:I'm a fourteen year-old sophomore, do I really look like Rick Riordan?
Nico's blog: 日 one
Hello all あなた people that happen to be surfing the internet または have heard about this and have no lives of your own! This is Nico di Angelo's (yes, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, hot, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, did I mention I'm hot?) blog, coming live (as much as a computer can be live) from the Hades キャビン at your お気に入り demigod camp. And if you're a Roman ファン and would like this to be from Camp Jupiter, your loss.
This was recommended to me によって my therapist (Tony, the head counselor of the Mania cabin, go figure) for my 'antisocial' and 'violent' habits. あなた dangle one, *mutters "Or thirty-three"* Ares, Nemesis, and Iris (too bright and sunny) キャビン members によって their feet and suddenly you're violent, and suddenly if あなた stay in your キャビン for weeks at a time talking only to the dead, you're suddenly antisocial.
Now enough of my very hot griping, I'll answer a few 質問 asked によって my buddies at camp, they have been disguised によって user names to protect their identities, paranoid idiots.
Somethingsmellsfishy123: Nico, why did あなた hang your therapist who is supposed to be helping あなた によって his feet and didn't let him down until he admitted he was a 'happy horse named Chabo'?
Ah, Percy (I 愛 messing with people), Percy, Percy, poor naive Percy, didn't I say above that he thought I was violent and antisocial? NEXT!
Dumbblonds,worstjokeever:First of all Nico, あなた were supposed to not say Percy's name. But my 質問 is, what happened to my お気に入り copy of the Iliad when あなた went into my cabin?
Annabeth, first of all, your ユーザー名 is terrible, I expected もっと見る from a daughter of Athena. And as for your Iliad, I don't know why you're worried, あなた have two dozen copies, and why あなた should have a お気に入り I don't know. But I, sort of accidentally lit it on fire, and from the 火災, 火 I made s'mores.
RED: Yes, I know, I'm Rachel, don't bother to point it out, but my 質問 is why did あなた spread the rumor that we were in a relationship?
Best prank, EVER! Well, actually it started off as me smiling as あなた came によって (I had set a water bucket trap for you) and あなた looked angry and I decided that an angry oracle that was especially angry at me was not a good idea so I ran off. The Aphrodite キャビン assumed I was the reason あなた were mad and I had been smiling at あなた so they spread the rumor we were dating. The bucket got Clarisse anyway, so I'm satisfied on both accounts.
PrankingKGisdaBOMB!: Nico, how would あなた react if I filled the Hades キャビン with shaving cream?
Why? I'm in at right now. *looks around then falls asleep, wakes up an 時 later* TRAVIS STOLL あなた ARE DEAD! I'M IN THE FOREST TIED UP, ironically I'm still typing. *falls asleep again* TRAVIS! CONNER! あなた FILLED MY キャビン WITH SHAVING CREAM! *beats Conner into submission, then makes Travis (with a ナイフ at his throat) to swear on the River Styx never to do this again and clean it up または he'll have to admit his 愛 for Katie, which is false* Last 質問 of the day, finally.
Part-time pachyderm:Uh, Nico, there's this, uh, girl I like, I think she likes me too, how do I ask her out?
Wow, Frank, you're growing up, just use my motto, shoot first ask 質問 later, well, shoot as in talk to Hazel then ask her out, but, あなた break her ハート, 心 you're dead to me, あなた know, if the cursed jewels don't get to あなた first.
THE END! OK, now, 提出する your 質問 for me (Nico di Angelo, the very hot, funny, dark, good-looking, charming, intelligent, witty, hot and muscular, and yes I'm pretty sure I 発言しました I'm hot but I am hot for あなた ladies interested) and I will answer them, even if it takes me, maybe three または four days. Time for my awesome dark and mysterious get-away! *jumps onto a pole that appears into the Hades cabin, goes into the Nico lair and jumps into the Nico-mobile and drives through the Nico cave and purchases a cheeseburger*.