The Annoying オレンジ

We start our fanfiction with a pan through a desert, where bizzare rock formations, tumbleweeds, and cacti can be seen. After we get to see some of the beautiful, yet hot scenery, two blurs, coloured brown and blue respectively, zipped down the road leaving cacti to pull up.

The blue blur froze in mid-run, revealing itself to be a tall, ostrich-like bird. It had a light-blue body, neck, tail feathers, a purple head, head plumage, wings, and a yellow beak and legs. Below the bird, his Latin name, "Road Runner - Zippicus Birdius", appeared in a Western-style font. The assumed-to-be-frozen creature...

Orange: I am annoying in my heart,
Hey, knife, あなた look so sharp,
And あなた would like to chop me, easy,
But mister, こんにちは that あなた know what, you're dull just like a butt [laughs],
Knife guy, あなた can't chop me, ジュース me.

Pear: If I didn't have you, there would be nothing left,
The skin of a 梨 who could never be his best,
Despite your annoyingness, I'm still your best friend,
Orange, please, now don't be dead, yeah.

Little Apple: All my life, you're a great prize,
Called me a midget, あなた made me get angry,
And あなた made fun of my size,
But despite that, nobody can chop あなた down.

Marshmallow: All my life,...