John "Hannibal" Smith: Master of Disguise. His most used disguise (although not onscreen) is Mr. Lee, the dry cleaner. This is one of the final parts of the client screening process, as he tells the client where to go in order to make full contact with the A-Team. He dresses most often in a white trench コート and black leather gloves. He also is constantly seen smoking a cigar. Hannibal carries either a Browning Hi Power, コルト M1911A1 または a Smith and Wesson Model 39 as a sidearm most often "Mexican Carried" although he uses a ホルスター when on missions. His catchphrase is, "I 愛 it when a plan...

• Say, are we a groovy, happenin' bunch o' guys, または what?

• To Bad Guys who just 発言しました they were nuts: No I'm not, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.

• What can I say? One 日 I had this Gonzo headache, and before it was over I could speak and read Chinese.

• I'm a bird, I'm a plane, I'm a choo-choo train! WOW!!! (shoves bad guy down) Touchdown!

• I want あなた to be my role model, someone I can look up to when the purple wobblies start to wobble.

• あなた know Sarge, I had a cat once, but everytime I tried to give him a bath, the 毛皮 stuck to my tongue.

• I have been kicked out! Caine has...

• I 愛 it when a plan comes together.

• Ever notice あなた run into the nicest people in tanks?

• Hickory dickory dock / The マウス ran up the clock / The clock struck one / Down he run / あなた smell worse than my socks!

• 次 time あなた think あなた want to take someone out, don't get yourself a good squad. Get yourself a team.

• Nice, B.A.!

• Go, B.A.!

• See, I was the kid who always liked waiting on クリスマス Eve even もっと見る than I liked opening the presents the 次 morning. But the 次 morning when I started rippin', I started rippin'!

• The Opera isn't over until the fat lady sings.

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•When punks start hasslin' decent people, I make it my bidness.

•I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal.

•If he's flyin' (Murdock) then we're dyin'.

•Shut up, fool! Typically directed at Murdock

•Oh Hannibal. あなた snuck Mike into my van?!? (Mike is a skunk.)

•Quit your jibba jabba!

•You're just a crazy fool, who's seein' things that ain't there! to Murdock

•Got no time for jibba jabba.

•Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay...Face is gonna pay.(After Face screwed up on a mission, which resulted in BA getting shot in the leg.)

•Me rhyming my words... that's the craziest thing I ever...