1 - Sue: "Oh, hey Will. I thought I smelled cookies wafting from the ovens of the little elves who live in your hair."

2 - Kurt: Oh, Bambi! I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.

3 - Rachel: Being a part of something special makes you special right?

4 - Sue Sylvester: I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home and punch you in the face!

5 - Brittany: I've been here since first period. Had a cold. I took all my antibiotics at the same time and now I can't remember how to leave.

6 - "Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?" - Brittany

Go link to post a quote for the next round: Bones.