When fortune knocks, open the door.
Before we set our hearts too much on anything, let us examine how happy are those who already possess it.
The eyes are the window to the soul.
A fault confessed is half redressed.
Know women, know pain, no women, no pain.
Beware the frumious Bandersnatch.
I used to be clueless about math, but I turned that around 360 degrees.
All men think all men mortal, but themselves.
It takes as much courage to have tried and failed as it does to have tried and succeeded.
A friend to all is a friend to none.
A great many people mistake opinions for thoughts.
The shortest answer is doing.
To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming. -- English Proverb
Experience is the comb that nature gives us when we are bald.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Speak not of my debts unless あなた mean to pay them.
Nothing would be done at all if a man waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it.
The smallest deed is better than the greatest intention.
A country can be judged によって the quality of its proverbs.
The impossible is often the untried.
Life without a friend is death without a witness.
Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it.
Always 愛 your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Do not use a 斧, ハチェット, 手斧 to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.
Before あなた criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away, and barefoot.
Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves -- Sir James M. Barrie
あなた may make mistakes, but あなた are not a failure until あなた start blaming someone else.
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
In this life we get nothing save によって effort.
Truth often suffers もっと見る によって the heat of its defenders than the arguments of those that oppose it.
A wise man hears one word and understands two.
The course of true 愛 never did run smooth. -- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream
There are no such things as strangers, only フレンズ that we have not yet met
The sum of man's problems come from his inability to be alone in a silent room.
The Earth has 音楽 for those who listen.
Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not yelling and screaming, like all the passengers in his car.
When will I learn? The 回答 to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV. -- Homer Simpson
No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be run away from.
That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.
There are two tragedies in life: The first is not to get your heart's desire, the 秒 is to get it.
The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time もっと見る intelligently.
愛 they to live that honor and 愛 have.
We do not so much need the help of our フレンズ as the confidence of their help when in need.
Anything もっと見る than the truth would be too much.
The true value of a human being can be found in the degree to which he has attained liberation from the self.
In the middle of difficulty, lies opportunity. -- Albert Einstein
The もっと見る あなた know, the less あなた understand.
If God had meant for us to be naked, we'd have been born that way. -- Mark Twain
This statement is false.
To let a fool キッス あなた is stupid, to let a キッス fool あなた is worse.
A man convinced against his will, is of the same opinion still.
Little is the number that think with their own mind and feel with their own heart.
Even a fool knows we can't reach the stars, but that doesn't stop the wise man from trying.
Man is the only creature who has the ability to blush, または the need. -- Mark Twain
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
I find that the harder I work, the もっと見る luck I seem to have.
Do または do not, there is no try.
War doesn't decide who's right, only who's left.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students.
Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing もっと見る than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. -- Jack Handey
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
Today is the last 日 of your life so far.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
If スーパーマン is so smart why does he wear his パンツ over his trousers?
Every time I think the world is moving too fast, I go to the post office.
Duct tape is like the force, there is a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.
Black holes are where God divided によって zero.
Who is General Failure and why is he 読書 my hard disk?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some don't have film.
All wiyht Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
If at first あなた don't succeed, destroy all evidence that あなた tried.
Reply to everything someone says with 'that's what あなた think'
あなた make a living によって what あなた get, あなた make a life によって what あなた give.
I know there's always something we have to go through that has some deeper meaning but right now I just can't say.
One ought to whimsically 削除 files every once in a while, just to 表示する the computer who's boss.
I think, therefore I am, I think.
Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do to achieve what they want to achieve.
Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and act.
When I hear somebody sigh, life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, compared to what? -- Sydney Harris
The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. -- Jack Handey
Time flies like an arrow. フルーツ flies like a banana. -- Groucho Marx
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. -- Jack Handey
If イヌ ever take over the world and they choose a king, I hope they don't go によって size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas. -- Jack Handey
The roots of education are bitter, but the フルーツ is sweet.
Money is a good servant but a bad master.
Our sweetest songs are those that tell of saddest thoughts.
There is nothing so strong または 安全, 安全です in an emergency of life as the simple truth. -- Charles Dickens
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did; I ought to know because I have done it a thousand times. -- Mark Twain
There was never a good war または a bad peace.
Hard work never killed anybody but why take the chance?
I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
The trouble with getting a life is making the payments.
Live out of your imagination, not your history.
Real programmers don't コメント their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Never put off till tomorrow what あなた can do the 日 after tomorrow.
Humanity has only scratched the surface of its real potential.
Go often to the house of thy friend, for weeds choke the unused path.
It often shows an excellent command of language to say nothing.
People are where they are because that's exactly where they really want to be whether they'll admit that または not.
We can let circumstances rule us, または we can take charge and rule our lives from within.
Your world is a living expression of how あなた are using and have used your mind.
All あなた need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.
Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal または ideal.
Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one 日 become a reality.
愛 all, trust a few, do wrong to none.
The only thing that we know is that we know nothing and that is the highest flight of human wisdom.
The key to everything is patience. あなた get the chicken によって hatching the egg, not によって smashing it.
If あなた want the rainbow, you've got to put up with the rain.
Until あなた make peace with who あなた are, you'll never be content with what あなた have.
If あなた can imagine it, あなた can achieve it. If あなた can dream it, あなた can become it.
A カメ makes progress when it sticks its neck out.
It is amazing how much people can get done if they do not worry about who gets the credit.
People will never know how long it takes あなた to do something. They will only know how well it is done.
How far would Moses have gone if he had taken a アンケート in Egypt?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
The early bird gets the worm, but the 秒 マウス gets the cheese.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If バービー is so popular, why do あなた have to buy her friends?
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
I've never made a mistake. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child.
あなた may be disappointed if あなた fail, but あなた are doomed if あなた don't try.
Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve.
Wherever there is a human being, there is an opportunity for kindness.
Quit now, you'll never make it. If あなた disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
Whenever あなた fall, pick something up.
If it is to be, it is up to me.
What I do today is important because I am paying a 日 of my life for it.
There's only one corner of the universe あなた can be certain of improving and that's your own self. -- Aldous Huxley
Experience is the gathering of the complexity of knowledge, wisdom is the simplification of it.
Fear is just another four-letter word.
Ignorance is bliss. -- Thomas Gray
When one burns books, one will, in the end, burn people.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Wherever あなた go, there あなた are. -- Buckaroo Banzai
People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.
The best thing a father can do for his children is to 愛 their mother.
When あなた die and go to heaven every dog あなた ever owned will run up to greet you.
I once believed in reincarnation, but that was in another life.
Tis better to be a witty fool than a foolish twit.
Things should be made as simply as possible but not any simpler.
Even when あなた fall, you're still moving forward.
If あなた eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how unlikely, must be the truth.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
It's not the pace of life that concerns me, it's the sudden stop at the end.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
It's hard to make a comeback when あなた haven't been anywhere.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.
When you're finally holding all the cards, why does everyone else decide to play chess?
If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your シート, 座席 belt.
The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open.
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your 日 and tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Last night I laid in ベッド looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
There are two rules for ultimate success in life: 1) Never tell everything あなた know.
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved with a suitable application of explosives.
Good news is just life's way of keeping あなた off balance.
Politicians and diapers should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
People will accept your ideas much もっと見る readily if あなた first tell them that Benjamin Franklin 発言しました it.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
I don't get even, I get odder.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but I never got around to it.
Dijon vu, the same mustard as before.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
A 日 without sunshine is like night.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
Before あなた run in double harness, look well to the other horse.
It's all right to hold a conversation, but あなた should let go of it now and then.
Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
Bumper sticker: My child beat up your Honor Student.
I'm a syntactical leper. I'm dropping syntax everywhere.
SnapMagic Software Inc, Making the World Snap-Happy.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman -- neither one works.
If あなた find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging
Never ask a barber if he thinks あなた need a haircut.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When あなた give a lesson in meanness to a critter または a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
I figure if I care, I'm just gonna get an ulcer, so why care?
I 愛 deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
My Reality Check bounced.
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggie' until あなた can find a rock.
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
No one ever says "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
As I 発言しました before, I never repeat myself.
If あなた can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
I often regret that I have spoken, rarely that I have been silent.
When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Rather than focusing on things and time, focus on preserving and enhancing relationships and on accomplishing results.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check 3 friends. If they're okay, you're it.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
If あなた are 与えられた a take-home test, あなた will forget where あなた live.
The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Boycott shampoo, demand the REAL poo!
登録する the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
I tried sniffing コーラ once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
There is a seven letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters, "therein": the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and あなた put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
Nothing can make あなた feel inferior without your consent.
Problems cannot be solved によって the same level of thinking that created them. -- Albert Einstein
Anytime あなた think the problem is out there, that very thought is the problem.
Energy and persistence conquer all things.
Character is much easier kept than recovered.
So, what's with this guy Gideon, anyway? And why can't he ever remember his Bible?
Have あなた noticed that all あなた need to grow healthy, vigorous 草 is a crack in your sidewalk?
Carpe Diem.
Dead men tell no tales.
Losing your drivers' license is just God's way of saying "BOOGA, BOOGA!"
Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
If a man says something and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?
If あなた look like your passport 写真 あなた are probably too ill to travel.
Si quieres tener dinero, quedate soltero. (Translation: If あなた want to have money, remain single.)
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
Some people say football is a matter of life and death. It's MUCH もっと見る important than that. -- Bill Shankly
If the aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would flunk it. -- Stanley Garn
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If anything can go wrong, it will and at the worst possible moment.
Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups.
To invent, あなた need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Happiness is not wanting everything, but wanting what あなた have.
I do not regret the things I've done, but those I did not do.
Do not count time, make time count.
Use what talents あなた possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little または no influence on society.
Waste not want not.
A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
If at first あなた don't succeed, redefine success.
Life's too short to dance with ugly women.
Yeah, there are もっと見る important things in life than money, but they won't go out with あなた if あなた don't have any.
I'm not really for apathy, but I'm not against it either...
Chicken Little only has to be right once.
Ever notice that the word "therapist" breaks down into "the rapist"?
Girls are better looking in snowstorms.
It's amazing how many people あなた could be フレンズ with if only they'd make the first approach.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. -- H.H. Munro
I have never had a bad 日 when I didn't choose to.
It is perspective that determines the veracity of the circumstance not the circumstance itself.
Got Milk?
Sometimes あなた have to stop and smell the flowers.
Our life is frittered away によって detail. Simplify, simplify.
No man knows his true character until he has run out of gas, purchased something on the installment plan, and raised an adolescent. -- Marcelene Cox
Formal education will make あなた a living, self education will make あなた a fortune. - Jim Rohn
There is no virtue so great as to be 安全, 安全です from temptation...
Money is the root of all wealth.
Good thing my house is on the way home.
Did あなた hear about the self help group for compulsive talkers? It's called On & On Anon.
I came, I saw, I had no idea what the heck was going on, I left.
Aviation Rule #1: Number of takeoffs must equal number of landings.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
If あなた have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
Being a husband is like any other job. It helps a lot if あなた like the boss.
A 最近 government study has finally concluded that pressing the elevator button in rapid succession does NOT cause the elevator to arrive any もっと見る quickly than simply waiting until it finally arrives.
Seen on a bumper sticker: "Driver carries no cash; he is married."
Snowflakes are some of nature's most fragile things but look what happens when they stick together.
Some minds are like concrete; all mixed up and permanently set.
If あなた think this is a free country, try to park your car in a big city.
A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: One women, two fractions.
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
Think positive. If あなた fall in the creek, check your pockets for fish.
It isn't easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time.
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. -- Oscar Wilde
Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.
The best way to keep kids at ホーム is to make a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of their tires.
My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.
Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what あなた shouldn't have said.
Fortunate is he for whom the belle toils.
So, is the glass half empty, half full, または just twice as large as it needs to be?
The Law of E-Mail: The best way to inspire fresh thoughts is to hit send.
If genius is one percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
A clean 机, デスク is the sign of a cluttered drawer.
Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines.
All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
A good pun is it's own reword.
Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.
Support your right to bare arms, wear short sleeves.
Oh what a 塔の上のラプンツェル web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott
あなた can learn many things from children. How much patience あなた have, for instance. -- Franklin P. Jones
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there もっと見る happy people?
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do あなた explain whales?
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for あなた are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record. I said, no but I have the new Beatles album. Cops have no sense of humor.
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. -- Andrew S. Tannenbaum
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. [Whatever is 発言しました in Latin sounds profound.]
Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb
A man is already halfway in 愛 with any woman who listens to him. -- Brendan Francis
Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
There are three things I have always loved and never understood -- art, music, and women.
The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment あなた get up in the morning, and does not stop until あなた get to school.
あなた don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
Women can keep a secret as well as men, it just takes a few もっと見る of them to do it.
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. -- Mark Twain
Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.
Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window によって any man, but coaxed downstairs a step at a time. -- Mark Twain
あなた have the power to influence all with whom あなた come in contact.
An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. -- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.
Change your thoughts and あなた change your world.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain
It may または may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.
Your true value depends entirely on what あなた are compared with.
Only dead 魚 flow with the stream.
When in doubt, mumble.
Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product 宇宙 has an orthonormal basis. It makes sense, when あなた don't think about it.
Borrow money from pessimists, they don't expect it back.
Behold the warranty, the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
Any excuse will serve a tyrant. -- Aesop
Stealing a rhinoceros should not be attempted lightly.
Every creature has within him the wild, uncontrollable urge to punt.
There is nothing to fear but fear itself.
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. -- Albert Einstein
Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, または revenge? -- Gustave Vapereau
Winners never quit, quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots!
Everyone is a genius. It's just that some people are too stupid to realize it.
Well done is better than well said.
I 愛 you, not only for what あなた are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft
love, n.: When あなた like to think of someone on days that begin with a morning.
A man usually falls in 愛 with a woman who asks the kinds of 質問 he is able to answer. -- Ronald Colman
1 1 was a racehorse, 2 2 was 1 2, and when 1 1 1 1, 2 2 1 1 2.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced によって circumstances to meet. -- Admiral William Halsey
Life is like a diaper -- short and loaded.
Some don't prefer the pursuit of happiness to the happiness of pursuit.
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.
I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.
Giving money and power to governments is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. -- P.J. O'Rourke
Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
If I don't see あなた in the future, I'll see あなた in the pasture.
Don't let your schooling interfere with your education.
I would rather say that a desire to drive fast sports cars is what sets man apart from the animals.
Alcohol and math don't mix. Please don't drink and derive.
Life is hard, but it's even harder when you're stupid.
What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.
I don't have a short attention span, I just.
Fat Liberation: A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Don't let your mind wander, it's too little to be let out all alone.
The goal of science is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.
Deeds, not stones are the true monuments of the great. -- John L. Motley
For visions come not to polluted eyes. -- Mary Howitt
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren and to do good is my religion. -- Thomas Paine
Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes. -- J.A. Froude
A good name, like good will, is got によって many actions and ロスト によって one. -- Lord Jeffery
It is better to be hated for what あなた are than to be loved for what あなた are not. -- Andre Gide
In case of an atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily cancelled.
I told あなた I was sick -- Grave stone of B.H. Roberts.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering. -- Yoda
Support your local 検索 and Rescue team - get lost.
The three fastest methods of communication are: 1) Telephone, 2) Television, 3) Tell-a-woman.
I hate animal testing. They get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception. -- Groucho Marx
News flash - Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
Live Free または Live in Massachusetts.
Nothing is particularly hard if あなた divide it into small jobs -- Henry Ford
Start the 日 with a smile. After that あなた can be your nasty old self again.
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others, whenever they go.
We may not return the affection of those who like us, but we always respect their good judgement. -- Libbie Fudim
A dull pencil is better than a sharp mind.
There's no place like ~
Be witty if あなた can, be pretty if あなた are, but be cheerful if it kills you.
The greater amount of truth is impulsively uttered; thus the greater amount is spoken, not written. -- Edgar Allen Poe
Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin あなた have, and only あなた can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest あなた let other people spend it for you. -- Carl Sandburg
He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise. -- Voltaire
The silence often of pure innocence Persuades when speaking fails. -- William Shakespeare
Simplicity doesn't mean to live in misery and poverty. あなた have what あなた need, and あなた don't want to have what あなた don't need. -- Charan Singh
Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
A word in earnest is as good as a speech. -- Charles Dickens
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life -- so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so あなた can meet girls. -- Matt Cartmill
One kind word can warm three winter months -- Japanese proverb
If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
Life's a binge and then あなた diet.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. -- Irish proverb
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. -- C.S. Lewis
If men do not keep on speaking terms with children, they cease to be men, and become merely machines for eating and for earning money. -- John Updike
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. -- William Butler Yeats
Sight is a faculty, but seeing is an art.
Time is a great healer, unless あなた have a rash, in which case you're better off with ointment.
Time can heal all wounds, but it will also kill you. -- Dan Hersam
A treasure of memories is a very special happiness. -- Margaret Lindsey
We cherish our フレンズ not for their ability to amuse us, but for ours to amuse them. -- Evelyn Waugh
The men who learn endurance are they who call the whole world brother -- Charles Dickens
The educator must above all understand how to wait - to reckon all effects in the light of the future, not of the present. -- Ellen Kay
It is not the function of our government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the government from falling into error. -- Robert H. Jackson
The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy -- Meryl Streep
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercises over himself. -- Elie Wiesel
The final test of a leader is that he leaves behind him in other men the conviction and the will to carry on. -- Walter Lippmann
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else. -- Judy Garland
One father is もっと見る than a hundred schoolmasters. -- English Proverb
Save trees. Eat もっと見る woodpeckers.
There is no such thing as "solution" if "problem" is nonexistent.
Removing the straw that broke the camel's back does not necessarily allow the キャメル, ラクダ to walk again.
The only difference in the game of 愛 over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from クラブ to diamonds. -- The Indianapolis 星, つ星
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
ディナー is ready when the smoke alarm turns off.
I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, または whether I am now a バタフライ, 蝶 dreaming I am a man. -- Chuang-tzu
Brain off-line, please wait.
When あなた say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at あなた blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*". -- Linus Torvalds)
A bird in the hand makes it awfully hard to blow your nose.
Be sure to evaluate the bird-hand/bush ratio.
Push where it gives and scratch where it itches.
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest. -- Benjamin Franklin
愛 means nothing to a テニス player.
Confirmed bachelor: A man who goes through life without a hitch.
When あなた are in command, command. -- Nimitz
The only decent thing to do behind a person's back is to pat it.
Your friend will argue with you. -- Alexander Solzhenitsyn
Los secretos - ni oirlos ni decirlos. (Secrets, don't listen to them nor tell them.)
If we have not quiet in our minds, outward comfort will do no もっと見る for us than a golden slipper on a gouty foot. -- John Bunyan
あなた cannot do a kindness too soon, for あなた never know how soon it will be too late. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Wisdom is divided into two parts: 1) having a great deal to say, and (2) not saying it.
It is not always the same thing to be a good man and a good citizen. -- Aristotle
Good timber does not grow with ease, the stronger the wind the stronger the trees. -- J. Williard Marriott
If the Earth is in a solar system, the solar system is in a galaxy, and the galaxy is in a universe; then what is the universe in?
If あなた see an 玉ねぎ, タマネギ ring, answer it.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if あなた want to test a man's character, give him power. -- Abraham リンカーン
To me, kung-fu is like a ballet, except that there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers all hit each other
Compassion will cure もっと見る sins than condemnation. -- Henry Ward Beecher
One thing which gives radiance to everything is the hope of something better around the corner.
People are like stained glass windows. Their beauty is revealed only if there is light from within. -- Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
The most important words we'll ever utter are those words we say to ourselves, about ourselves, when we are によって ourselves. -- Al Waker
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger then the brain cell it occupied. -- Arnold Glasgow
What lies ahead of あなた is nothing compared to what lies within you.
I like being single, I'm always there when I need me. -- Art Leo
Foolproof Operation: No provision for adjustment.
Mosher's Law of Software Engineering: Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
Caution: Breathing may be hazardous to your health.
If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. -- Isaac Newton
If I knew then what I know now, I'd know もっと見る now.
Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self. -- Cyril Connolly
Words are timeless. あなた should utter them または write them with a knowledge of their timelessness. -- Kahlil Gibran
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. -- Henry Brooks Adams
To 愛 oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. -- Oscar Wilde
The secret to a long life is to try not to shorten it.
Life is like a box of chocolates, あなた never know what you're gonna get. -- Forrest Gump
A diplomat is one who always remembers a woman's birthday, but never her age -- Robert Frost
A 大学 is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi
There are two times a man doesn't understand a woman: before marriage and after marriage.
Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. -- Russian Proverb
Beifeld's Principle: The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases によって pyramidal progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date, (2) his wife, (3) a better looking and richer male friend.
The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. -- Albert Einstein
あなた will never amount to much. -- Munich Schoolmaster, to Albert Einstein, age 10
Math is like 愛 -- a simple idea but it can get complicated. -- R. Drabek
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. -- Aesop
Absence makes the ハート, 心 grow fonder -- of somebody else.
To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends. -- Benjamin Franklin
To our sweethearts and wives. May they never meet. -- 19th century トースト
Choose in marriage only a woman whom あなた would choose as a friend if she were a man. -- Joubert
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. -- Benjamin Franklin
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
There are a thousand thoughts lying within a man that he does not know till he takes up a pen to write. -- William Makepeace Thackeray, novelist, 1811-1863
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness. -- Aristotle
The believer is happy; the doubter is wise. -- Hungarian proverb
Never advise anyone to go to war または to marry. -- Spanish Proverb
Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance. -- Confucius
Found on a bathroom stall: Here I sit, broken hearted, paid my dime, but only farted.
One loss isn't a failure -- Lewis Harney
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don't.
I got a new hearing aid. What kind is it? 10 past 4.
What a strange illusion it is to believe that beauty is goodness. -- Leo Tolstoy
The image of myself, in my own mind, is very different than the image I try to create in the minds of others in order that they might 愛 me. -- W. H. Auden
Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained によって stupidity.
Let me tell あなた the secret that has led me to my goal: my strength lies solely in my tenacity. -- Louis Pasteur
愛 is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The happiness of most people we know is not ruined によって great catastrophes または fatal errors, but によって the repetition of slowly destructive little things. -- Ernest Dimnet, French priest, lecturer and 作者
Girls are like phones. They like to be held and talked to but if あなた press the wrong button あなた get disconnected.
Happiness is a journey, not a destination.
To see a need and wait to be asked is to already refuse.
When a thing is funny, 検索 it carefully for a hidden truth. -- George Bernard Shaw
The great man is he who does not lose his child's heart. -- Mencius
A poem begins with a lump in the throat. -- Robert Frost
In life, the もっと見る あなた refuse to accept anything but the best, the もっと見る likely あなた are to get it.
Tell a man that the universe is made of 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him that a bench has wet paint on it and he has to touch it.
Don't worry about spilling some paint while working on the big picture.
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what あなた are thinking about them.
If we weren't meant to juggle, テニス balls wouldn't come three to a can.
Drink Canada Dry! あなた might not succeed, but it is fun trying.
Houston, Tranquillity Base here. The Eagle has landed. -- Neil Armstrong
It is much easier to suggest solutions when あなた know nothing about the problem.
あなた have to make money first in order to make money last.
Meade's Maxim: Remember that あなた are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
Don't let the past dictate who あなた are, let it dictate who あなた will become.
Did it ever occur to あなた that fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
A man without a woman is like a statue without pigeons.
Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust.
Laughter is the closest distance between two people. -- Victor Borge
What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding when I mess things up.
Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
Give a man 火災, 火 and he'll be warm for an hour. Set a man on 火災, 火 and he'll be warm for a lifetime.
I see 発言しました the blind man to his deaf dog.
Sometimes the answer to fear does not lie in trying to explain away the causes, sometimes the answer lies in courage. -- J. Robert Oppenheimer
あなた have the power to influence all with whom あなた come in contact,and the power to choose the kind of influence. -- Dustin Ault
I hereby solemnly swear and resolve, that I shall finish whatever I sta
あなた have to wonder who decided flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.
Never confuse your right to do something with doing the right thing.
It is nice to be important, but もっと見る important to be nice.
The fact that nobody understands あなた doesn't make あなた an artist.
あなた don't know when あなた were middle-aged until あなた have died and divide によって two.
The pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; the optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. -- Lawrence Pearsall Jacks
Think rich, look poor. -- Andy Warhol
あなた can't ever be really free if あなた admire somebody too much. -- Tove Jansson
Living is もっと見る a 質問 of what one spends than what one makes. -- Marcel Duchamp
If もっと見る of us valued 食 and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Not all who wander are lost. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if あなた live near him. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can あなた give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends. -- J. R. R. Tolkien
It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it. -- Aristotle
Count Hermann Keyserling once 発言しました truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts. -- John Gunther
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed. -- George Carlin
How much wind could a windbreaker break if a windbreaker could break wind?
I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion. -- Abraham リンカーン
There are no new sins...the old ones just get もっと見る publicity.
If あなた don't have a sense of humor, あなた probably don't have any sense at all.
Our chief want is someone who will inspire us to be what we know we could be. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson
How fortunate is a person who does not respond to insults - a hundred evils will pass によって him. -- Daf Yomi 7a
Success has nothing to do with what あなた gain in life または accomplish for yourself. Success is what あなた do for others. -- Danny Thomas
We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without illuminating our own. -- Ben Sweetland
Never look down on a man unless あなた are helping him up.
A ship in the harbor is 安全, 安全です but that is not what ships were built for. -- Donald Kendall, Chm. PepsiCo
Changing your mind is one of the best ways of finding out if あなた still have one.
It's never too late to be what あなた might have been. -- George Eliot
音楽 is adrenaline printed in ink. -- Taylor Rodgers
Lies equal pain, truth equals pleasure.
The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your step as あなた walk the tightrope of life. -- William Arthur Ward
あなた have to learn to listen, and listen to learn.
If coffee is not ground up well enough, is it underground?
I've learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness または misery depends on our dispositions and not on our circumstances. -- Martha Washington
A noble soul embiggens the smallest man. -- Jeremiah Springfield
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, もっと見る complex, and もっと見る violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage, to 移動する in the opposite direction. -- Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. -- Albert Einstein
Life is ten percent what happens to あなた and ninety percent how あなた respond to it. -- Lou Holtz
Man is distinguished from all other creatures によって the faculty of laughter. -- Joseph Addison
Every noble work is at first impossible. -- Thomas Carlyle
No man is a failure who is enjoying life -- William Feather
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. -- Christopher Morley
There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do. -- Bill Watterson
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. -- Ludwig Wittgenstein
The only way to live is to accept each 分 as an unrepeatable miracle, which is exactly what it is: a miracle and unrepeatable. -- Margaret Storm Jameson
We are what we believe we are. -- C.S. Lewis
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. -- Albert Einstein
It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. -- Albert Einstein
Everything that is really great and inspiring is created によって the individual who can labor in freedom. -- Albert Einstein
If あなた can't explain it to a 6-year-old, あなた don't understand it yourself. -- Albert Einstein
We have to do the best we can. This is our sacred human responsibility. -- Albert Einstein
Imagination is もっと見る important than knowledge. -- Albert Einstein
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. -- Aristotle
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle
Men acquire a particular quality によって constantly 芝居 a particular way. あなた become just によって performing just actions, temperate によって performing temperate actions, メリダとおそろしの森 によって performing メリダとおそろしの森 actions. -- Aristotle
It is one thing to praise discipline, and another to 提出する to it. -- Miguel de Cervantes
Determine never to be idle. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing. -- Thomas Jefferson
All men's miseries derive from not being able to sit in a quiet room alone. -- Blaise Pascal
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one -- Mark Twain
The difference between adversity and adventure is attitude -- Unknown
We would worry less about what others think of us if we realized how seldom they do. -- Ethel Barrett
Use it up, wear it out, make it do または do without. -- Unknown
People who don't take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. People who do take risks generally make about two big mistakes a year. -- Peter Drucker
Better the devil あなた know than the devil あなた don't -- Unknown
Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag あなた down to their level and beat あなた with experience. -- A wise soul
It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it. -- Upton Beall Sinclair
Spend less time fantasizing about 'success' and way もっと見る time making really cool mistakes -- Merlin Mann
Do something wonderful, people may imitate it. -- Albert Schweitzer
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing. -- Albert Schweitzer
The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. -- Albert Schweitzer
Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If あなた 愛 what あなた are doing, あなた will be successful. -- Albert Schweitzer
Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools speak because they have to say something. -- Unknown
I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short. -- Blaise Pascal
音楽 has the power to make everything beautiful and everything beautiful has the power to make music. -- A girl in 7th grade
Great minds have purposes, others have dreams. -- Unknown
音楽 washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. -- Berthold Auerbach
