On the first 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
A ’67 Chevrolet.

On the 秒 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the third 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fourth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the fifth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the sixth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the seventh 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eighth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the ninth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the tenth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the eleventh 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet.

On the twelfth 日 of Christmas,
My true 愛 gave to me,
Twelve freaky ghosts,
Eleven hex boxes,
Ten iron rounds,
Nine kinds of pie,
Eight psychic visions,
Seven エンジェル feathers,
Six black-eyed demons,
Five salt guns,
Four mullet rock tapes,
Three vampire fangs,
Two gorgeous brothers,
And a ’67 Chevrolet!