You don't have to wait long for a smirk from Dean or a pout from Sammy.
I think while watching Supernatural
we do learn a lot..so, here's a 一覧 of things our お気に入り 表示する had thought us:
1. The correct response to bitch!
is always jerk!
2. Say no chick flick moments
when あなた want to avoid mushy conversation.
3. If you're in a car accident, don't worry about those embarrassing open-back hospital clothes, because if you're incredibly attractive (like Dean) they just give あなた nice tight white shirts and blue trousers.
4. Every house should own a huge salt cellar.
5. Always keep a paper clip at hand just in case あなた happen to need one.
6. Pay close attention to your Latin lessons.
7. Never leave your little bro alone...he could wander off, get lost, and kidnapped によって a demon.
8. Bow hunting is an important skill.
9. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.
10. Never mess with Dean's car!
11. When あなた watch a horror movie, pay attention. When someone tells あなた a place is haunted, don't go in!
12. Don't try to con a con-man.
13. Always come up with a ridiculous code phrase in case someone ties あなた up and makes あなた talk on the phone.
14. If you're nervous on a plane, choose some soothing 音楽 to calm あなた down..like Metallica.
15. Don't ever EVER
try Purple Nurples.
16. Always wear charms and Egyptian amulets.
17. Use rock 星, つ星 names as fake ones.
18. Draw a key of Salomon on the ceiling of your bedroom.
19. Use coordinates, signs in your journal (don't forget to write like freakin' Yoda).
20. Check your shampoo for Nair on a regular basis.
believe in unicorns.
22. Always remove your クリスマス decorations right after New Year, または あなた just might get filleted によって a hooker from God.
23. Know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make あなた dangerous.
24. If あなた happen to become a Bikini Inspector don't worry, no one will notice.
25. When in doubt, serve all of your beverages laced with holy water.
26. What's dead should stay dead
(except a Winchester).
27. Never accept church heirlooms as gifts...especially if you're having moral issues with everyone.
28. When a ghost is hitch-hiking, don't pick her up.
29. Never get involved in a prank war with a Winchester.
30. Prey everyday.
31. Don't be a smart 尻, お尻 and you'll get an extra cookie.
32. The older brother is always right.
33. Always have something made of iron close by, followed によって salt and silver bullets.
34. The best way to see ghosts is via camera with night vision.
35. All scarecrows are fugly.
36. Justin Timberlake is quite the triple threat.
37. Don’t be フレンズ with the Snuggle くま, クマ または you’ll be hunted down.
38. When aliens abduct あなた ask them to dance. They like dancing.
39. あなた did not invent lying to the cops. Bobby did.
40. 林檎, アップル pie is freakin' worth it.
41. Dean always throws scissors.
42. Radios never get their signals messed up just because they feel like it..so stop tapping them and go do some demon hunting!
43. If あなた ever get into trouble just remember: WWBD - What Would Buffy Do?
44. Never EVER
say Bloody Mary
into the mirror three times.
45. Never reach down a drain for something shiny, あなた might get eaten によって an alligator.
46. Don't think about murderous spirits when looking at Tibetan Spirit Sigils.
47. Flickering lights are very rarely actually caused によって a short in the wiring. Grab the salt!
48. Credit card fraud is hard work.
49. Making deals with demons isn't as easy as pie.
50. Don't fall asleep in the car with Dean または あなた might wake up with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
51. Coffee makes everything better.
52. Never believe teenagers about details like the color of some chick's hair..cos they always tell different stories.
53. If your house is haunted make sure あなた know where your toddler is at all times または it might end up in the fridge.
54. If あなた see an ugly painting at a charity auction, don't buy it..especially if it contains a razor.
55. Never use a magic fingers
massage ベッド when there is someone else in the room.
56. Never admit that あなた watch Oprah
in front of your younger brother.
57. Clowns are evil.
58. If あなた are going to watch porn make sure your brother isn't going to come back early and walk in on you.
59. 9 times out of 10 your brother DIDN'T
do it, even if it happens to be on camera または the news.
60. Everyone has a handy dandy hidden weapon compartment in their trunk.
61. Mullets are the thinking バッジ of nudist geniuses.
62. Sam and Dean aren't working for the mandroid.
63. If you're possessed, never go to Bobby's place and do not accept a ビール if he offers.
64. If あなた are going to make a deal with the devil, make sure あなた brush your teeth and use mouthwash before going to the crossroads.
65. EMF readers can be made from a busted up walkman (it's homemade
66. Never follow the stream of blood, where do あなた think it leads?!
67. If あなた ever see the word croatoan
carved into a tree, ready the explosives and watch out for crazy nurses!
68. Never joke about digging up Johnny Ramone's grave, heathen!
69. When searching a freezer for human hearts, always remember to check behind the Haagen-Dazs.
70. If placed upside down, a Spongebob place mat can make a perfectly acceptable altar cloth in a pinch.
71. Don't annoy priests daughters あなた never know what's avenging their anger.
72. Don't leave your little brother alone in a motel room to play video games..you don't know who may come through the window.
73. If your going to kill bees, あなた have to use an aresol can with a lighter to get them extra crispy.
74. If your going to live in a dream world あなた might as well have your girlfriend be the model for your お気に入り beer.
75. If あなた have exactly six months old child, never leave it out of your sight または in the future it may turn in to something evil.
76. '67 was Impala's best year.
77. Correct spelling and pretty/readable handwriting is irrelevant.
78. School House Rock is better than school.
79. Never go to prison without having an inside man.
80. If あなた ever become a parent and your child says it has a friend that あなた can't see, call Sam and Dean!
81. If something sounds to good to be true, it probably is.
82. Bad things are about to go down if あなた run out of pretzels.
83. The older brother always gets to stay with the hot girls.
84. MySpace isn't porn.
85. The REO Speedwagon guy sings from the hair, not the heart.
86. If あなた are a Winchester and あなた get a nasty cut on your face, don't worry your face will heal up just as pretty as before within' a day.
87. If your going to electrocute a raw head make sure not to stand in the water puddle.
88. According to Dean, chicks dig artists.
89. あなた don't break a curse, あなた get out of its way.
90. Special Federal Agents appear at the worst times.
91. Even someone with no soul can bang Lindsay Lohan.
92. あなた don't have to wait long for a smirk from Dean または a pout from Sammy.
93. Sooner または later your gonna have to face up to who あなた really are.
94. Never trust a little old lady in the secluded house in the woods and a tasty-looking pie on the window シール または あなた will end up sick to your stomach and then dead.
95. If there are any two ランダム FBI agents then, によって default, they are called Mulder and Scully.
96. Rabbits always get screwed in the deal...too bad because they're really cute.
97. Gay 愛 can pierce the veil of death and save the day.
98. Rabbit's foot - not lucky for the rabbit....worse for you.
99. A moon bounce is epic.
100. No matter what happens it's ok, they were possessed.
101. When supposedly inanimate objects start operating of their own accord, run like hell!
102. Never ever EVER
leave your clothes out on the 表, テーブル while you're in the shower, where Dean can get to them...you never know when he has itching powder.
103. Sam and Dean are both very good with...shaking sheets.
104. Being sacrificed is classier than being killed.
105. ドーナッツ are not love.
106. According to Dean, a greasy pork サンドイッチ served up in a dirty ashtray is a good hangover remedy.
107. Really pretty sure
is a もっと見る standard response than sure
108. Stay inside the magic circle!
109. When unsure if old lady is faking, poke her with a stick.
110. Demons we get, people are crazy!
111. Life is meaningless..ask any alcoholo-porno addict giant stuffed teddy bear.
112. There are prophets named Chucked too.
113. Even if あなた are in the middle of Basic Instinct
, あなた can still bang Sharon Stone.
114. Ghosts can get creative too.
115. P.E. teachers are hot in red shorts (only if they're Dean).
116. Dodge is the greatest games ever invented. A game of skill, agility, cunning, a game with one simple rule.
117. You ain't been had, till あなた been had によって the Chief.
118. あなた can't tail a magician..even if he's 60.
119. When you're in bed, getting ready to sleep, check under it...you don't wanna be molested によって Casper the pervy ghost.
120. If you're having a house with three bedrooms, two baths and one homicide for sale don't worry..the place is going to sell like hotcakes.
121. Even humans can cut themselves a slice of エンジェル 食 cake.
122. If あなた have an エンジェル and a demon, riding in the back seat, you're set for a Penthouse フォーラ letter.
123. 天使 are God’s little Power Rangers.
124. あなた can often confuse reality with porn.
125. If you're a demon and あなた can't touch a panic room, あなた can always write your congressman.
126. Even if あなた were in hell, tortured, carved and sliced, when you'll come back you'll look fantastic.
127. A little-known translation of the Book of Revelations has jack-o-lanterns in it.
128. Demon whisperers are sometimes reliable.
129. Teddy bears can catch lollipop disease.
130. あなた don't want some giant, flaming, pissed-off teddy on your hands.
131. If Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch like Amaretto and Irish Cream, he's definitely a girl-drink drunk.
132. Leprechauns are scary..small hands.
133. あなた can meet people so vanilla that they make vanilla seem spicy.
134. Witches are so freaking skeevy.
135. If あなた are a six-hundred-year hag and あなた can choose any costume to come back in, go for a hot cheerleader!
136. Don't make a left-hand turn into oncoming traffic! You're not suicidal!
137. Everyone drops dead sooner または later.
138. Longpig means human flesh.
139. 66 seals
is not a 表示する at SeaWorld.
140. If あなた have a weekend off, あなた can always build a panic room.
141. あなた should look like a Thriller video reject if you're getting out of hell but don't worry about that if Cas is around.
142. If あなた work in a cubicle and feel like あなた don't belong there, you’re probably right.
143. If you’re going to fight ghosts, don’t forget! Health insurance is a must!
144. Be careful when あなた dig up a body, it’s illegal in possibly all states.
145. Even 天使 can be stabbed in the face.
146. Contrary to 人気 belief, driving a classic car and fornicating with women it’s a gift, not a curse.
147. In their spare time, 天使 do decoupage.
148. When hunting a ghost, first rule: Figure out what you're up against!
149. Ghosts have bad trips too..they're called burny acid
または what us mortals call salt.
150. Never ever sit on the ベッド with your feet on the floor! あなた don't know when something would grab あなた によって your ankles. I'll be back with more.
Sam and Dean are both very good with...shaking sheets.