If あなた could create a theme for スーパーナチュラル what would it be?

Im from the midwest so something like Children of the コーン, トウモロコシ lol they could use my small town of 200 people to get stranded in n we r surrounded によって miles n miles of コーン, トウモロコシ fields nth sth est and wst can get spooky if your not use to it lol so the Impala breaks down n nothen but spooky evil kids n lets not forget the コーン, トウモロコシ God.
that be mine