Because Weegee stares deep into your soul, twisting it and turning it until it becomes a delicious soul soup. Once that is accomplished, he will wait until your unsuspecting, fatigued body is asleep and then he will slowly and deliberately sip your soul right out of your body with a silver spoon.
To avoid this, always carry a ネックレス with habanero peppers. Apparently Italians cant stand the heat south of the border......Or just carry around a copy of Twilight. Weegee hates Twilight.
He thinks she should just make up her mind already.