The 次 day, I felt myself passing out again.
"Fight it!" I told myself. I splashed water on my face. "Ahh... Much better," I said.
Suddenly, I heard a completely different, yet familiar voice shout "ACK!! IT BUUURRRRNNNSS!!!"... Through my mouth.
My eyes bulged. I slapped my hand over my mouth. "It's... you." I said. It was Madjin, that Honey 狸, アナグマ guy.
"No really, dumb fu**. Thanks, Captain Obvious," Madjin 発言しました through my mouth. "Shut UP!" I shouted.
"I'm trapped in you, and there's nothing あなた can do about it," I said.
"...Well, it's Sunday. CHURCH day," I said.
Later that day, I was at church.
Madjin made me slap myself in the head the whole time. When it ended, he made me hit my head against the wall. People looked at me like I was a freak.
I couldn't take anymore. I splashed my face in a bowl of holy water and held my breath for 30 seconds. I finally pulled my face out.
I gasped. "IT BBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!" I shouted. "That's what あなた get!" I shouted to myself.
People started looking at me weirder than they did before.
I punched myself in the cheek with my left hand.
Then with the right hand.
"No, take that!"
Then with the left hand again.
"Take this, bitch!"
This went on for 3 minutes.
"...Slowly exit the room, citizens. This man needs privacy," The priest said.
Everyone except me walked out.
"...It's ON," I said.
I flew into the ceiling.
I punched myself in the nuts.
I stabbed my arm with a knife.
I bit myself.
I banged my head against a chair.
I did a few other violent things to myself, then flew back to my tree.
"Ha, あなた call that HURTING?!?! You're such a wimp. I can't believe I have to share this body with such a halfass-" I almost finished my sentence, but than I slapped myself.
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!