{yes im original writer of my stuff and its that bad im insulting it too}
DONT READ THIS IF U HAVENT READ CHAPTER 1-5
As we run through the wood,the Babatunda woods, i can hear valices army has probally just got out of the wood on the other side of the town, since woods suround the town. when we get to the foot of the mountain, we take a breather. flana climbed to the tops of a tree, and listens. she calls down "they r seaching the town now they will get here in the morning. they wont travel at nite at less valice is with them but hes not" dasher saids "we will stay in this cave here at the foot of the mountain but tomarrow when they come, half of us will go that way *pionts to small cave to left* and the other half that way *points to cave on right*. so when nite falland we have made sure we have everything was here. we went to sleep, well everyoen but me and misery. we sat によって the mouth of the cave staring at the stars. "misery u were scared werent u...earlier?" i asked "NO Y WOULD I THE GREAT MISERY BE SCARED how would u know?!" she yelled."i dont know...i just felt like u were scared..not on yer face...but in yer eyes?" "my eyes wat do u mean?" "im not sure..." i looked at her eyes. they were red like usual but they make me feel....confused. "weeeeellll im going to sleep yer oddness is tiring me out" so me and her crawl over to the rset of the grup and go to sleep.
When i woke up flana was siting in a squat position listening to the wind speak to her または so she saids. she stands up and announces "they will b here soon so get to yer hiding places ppl!!" she picks up whisper and her coral dare tuesday and dasher to to the left cave and me misery rane arc and truth go toward the right one. "damn y must a b stuck with project misery here" truth complainted. "HOW BOUT I スマック THAT SMIRK OFF YER SPOILED LITTLE FACE U UPPERCLASS SCUMM!" arc stepps on both of their foots and says "will u two cut it out u two bicker like a married couple for petes sake shut up" "yea and u will give away our cover dumb asses" i said. rane just nodded she always stood beside me and seemed to want to b with me and misery all the time and follow us around like stink on poop. "crap project misery is so scared and stressed oh no oh dear (is a horrible actress) shes gonna over load wil her sappy chaos energry and give our cover away oh oh noo" truth says "U 尻, お尻 ILL DO THAT IF U WANT SO VALICE CAN CAPTURE U AND GROUND U TO PULP WITH HIS OWN FISTS" misery screamed back. i looked at her into her eyes..and she felt boiling with anger and maddness. she was glowwing red and we all felt the chaos levels rising. there over their bickering, i herd the clank of armor and the stamps of boot..big leather boots..the kind worn..by valices army!!! just when i jsut gonna to tell those two to shut up, misery unleashed it.. her over load of chaos energy...the kind where everyone around her faints.
when i awoke, me misery rane arc and truth were at the 上, ページのトップへ of the mountain. everyone else was still unconsous and on the ledge of the cliff stood a hedgehog with green quills, a hedgehog i never saw before. then the unkown hedgehog turned around and 発言しました "hiya
DONT READ THIS IF U HAVENT READ CHAPTER 1-5
As we run through the wood,the Babatunda woods, i can hear valices army has probally just got out of the wood on the other side of the town, since woods suround the town. when we get to the foot of the mountain, we take a breather. flana climbed to the tops of a tree, and listens. she calls down "they r seaching the town now they will get here in the morning. they wont travel at nite at less valice is with them but hes not" dasher saids "we will stay in this cave here at the foot of the mountain but tomarrow when they come, half of us will go that way *pionts to small cave to left* and the other half that way *points to cave on right*. so when nite falland we have made sure we have everything was here. we went to sleep, well everyoen but me and misery. we sat によって the mouth of the cave staring at the stars. "misery u were scared werent u...earlier?" i asked "NO Y WOULD I THE GREAT MISERY BE SCARED how would u know?!" she yelled."i dont know...i just felt like u were scared..not on yer face...but in yer eyes?" "my eyes wat do u mean?" "im not sure..." i looked at her eyes. they were red like usual but they make me feel....confused. "weeeeellll im going to sleep yer oddness is tiring me out" so me and her crawl over to the rset of the grup and go to sleep.
When i woke up flana was siting in a squat position listening to the wind speak to her または so she saids. she stands up and announces "they will b here soon so get to yer hiding places ppl!!" she picks up whisper and her coral dare tuesday and dasher to to the left cave and me misery rane arc and truth go toward the right one. "damn y must a b stuck with project misery here" truth complainted. "HOW BOUT I スマック THAT SMIRK OFF YER SPOILED LITTLE FACE U UPPERCLASS SCUMM!" arc stepps on both of their foots and says "will u two cut it out u two bicker like a married couple for petes sake shut up" "yea and u will give away our cover dumb asses" i said. rane just nodded she always stood beside me and seemed to want to b with me and misery all the time and follow us around like stink on poop. "crap project misery is so scared and stressed oh no oh dear (is a horrible actress) shes gonna over load wil her sappy chaos energry and give our cover away oh oh noo" truth says "U 尻, お尻 ILL DO THAT IF U WANT SO VALICE CAN CAPTURE U AND GROUND U TO PULP WITH HIS OWN FISTS" misery screamed back. i looked at her into her eyes..and she felt boiling with anger and maddness. she was glowwing red and we all felt the chaos levels rising. there over their bickering, i herd the clank of armor and the stamps of boot..big leather boots..the kind worn..by valices army!!! just when i jsut gonna to tell those two to shut up, misery unleashed it.. her over load of chaos energy...the kind where everyone around her faints.
when i awoke, me misery rane arc and truth were at the 上, ページのトップへ of the mountain. everyone else was still unconsous and on the ledge of the cliff stood a hedgehog with green quills, a hedgehog i never saw before. then the unkown hedgehog turned around and 発言しました "hiya
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt 桃, ピーチ preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now または i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 尻, お尻 雌犬 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 雌犬 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now または i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT 尻, お尻 雌犬 OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that 雌犬 now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired によって an old 記事 I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt または Dull Object While Eating 林檎, アップル Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ホーム From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 林檎, アップル Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked または Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt または Dull Object While Eating 林檎, アップル Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return ホーム From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An 林檎, アップル Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked または Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, あなた LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 発言しました HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
によって then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, あなた LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” 発言しました HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
によって then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.