Snape

ProfSnape Who found the Christmas party photos?

HPCouples Aww you must like that photo, Professor. You look so happy in it.

dragonsmemory Let's guess what happened! My guess is that he realized Lily is alive.

ProfSnape ...How did you??? Who gave you this understanding??

KitKatLex Our wonderful Rowling.

Bluekait Prof. Snape, you should that more often.

laylafly ^ agree

vampiregirl92 Aww, you look nice when you smile Professor! :) You should smile more!

ProfSnape Never. Never again.

laylafly You are [b][I][u]always[/b][/I][/u] saying the opposed.

ProfSnape I do not! Wait a moment... If your statement is true, then I should say what I think is a lie, and then it should come true, and then, I would believe myself to be truthful even when I'm lying, but all of you would still think I'm lying, and you'd seek the truth, which means you would never find it, causing you to make the truth up yourselves, which means I would be able to manipulate my students in this manner until I become the greatest Hogwarts headmaster while this becomes the quietest school ever to exist with no rambunctious teenagers, until I slowly go mad from nobody speaking and end up making a horcrux which I destroy for myself, then find myself still alive because a horcrux is only a part of your soul and not all and I'd just end up weaker and more miserable than ever... Huh.

dragonsmemory You should really stop rambling. That speech just gave me a headache.

Bluekait ^True that. Can you do a summary of that speech, Snape? I got lost in your voice.

dragonsmemory I just came from my Muggle school, where nothing makes sense.

Bluekait I really dont get those Muggle classes and that awful Muggle fashion.

ProfSnape Yes, muggles are very strange, and my speech's topic was how I could, and in the end, how I shouldn't, manipulate you children.

Bluekait I am NOT a child. I am a woman.

xHardcoreBunnyx Haha well, is being 16 years old a woman? If it is, then I'm a woman! I'm every woman, it's all in me Anything you want done, baby I'll do it naturally.... that is directed to you, Professor. ;D

Bluekait See! I hope you learned something from us Severus!!!

ProfSnape I learned sixteen year old adolescents are bad at flirting. Twenty points taken.

Bluekait Im 14. We should bother you more Snape. We need to teach you another lesson.

dragonsmemory I'm 18.

sparkles3 3rd year slytherin. please don't expel me.

fly210 Just telling you snap, the speech from a few comments ago? All I heard was blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Hogwarts! Blah blah blah blah blah blah Horcrux! Blah Blah blah More miserable than ever! Just saying.

thejokersgirl13 Snape actually doesn't look that bad smiling. He looks rather...less of a creepy old professor. Snape, I command you to smile more often! Rawr!