I'm out of ideas for fanfictions can one of you guys give me advice on how to refresh my mind?

Thomas: Write a story about Mr. Snape!! He's the kindest...

Gautier: Write about death, especially one that tortures the mind.

Erik: Poetry is often good and can help you refresh yourself.

Henry: I shall refresh your mind!! I'll be your muse. Write about me!! Whether it be the way my long, dark hair flows gently over my face, or how my stunning blue eyes capture the audience so strongly...!! You'll be a bestseller!! Of course, I'll be the star of the movie... *_*

Jacob: You should write a fairytale, whereth I find a queen at last.

@Thomas: I'll see if I could!
@Gautier: NO,but it is a good idea...
@Erik: Hmm...I'll try!
@Henry: Oh Henry!! xD I might just end up doing that...
@Jacob: Good idea..I don't believe we met I'm Emzy

*facepalm* How 'bout all of ya be in her story?

Henry: I, of course, would be the hero, right?

Gautier: I'll be the villian.

Thomas: I still think Mr. Snape should be in the story!

Erik: She should choose whomever she believes would fit into the story.

Jacob: We should all be in a fairytale. Why, Henry shall be the royal fool, Gautier would be the fiercest knight of them all, Erik would be my political advisor, and Thomas shall be the most loyal servant! Of course, I shall be the king, and claim Lady Lillian as my wife.

@Henry: You'll be the good Knight and yes that is the hero!

@Gautier: DUH!!

@Thomas: Yes Thomas Mr.Snape will be in it and you too of course!

@Erik: Of course I should!

@Jacob: I already decided that you're the Royal fool that's for saying that Henry should be the Royal Fool!!
no one calls sweet,awesome,amazing,handsome Henry a Royal fool!!!

Jacob: I meant that in a kind way. ;_; He makes everyone laugh.

Henry: Sure he did! Sure he did! I'm offended.

Thomas: Don't cry, sir Jacob. I guess I'll be the royal fool.

Gautier: If we don't get back to advice, I'm going to Crucio someone!

Erik: Gautier is right. We must get back to having our sisters ask advice, but let us always be loving and kind to them.

Who is this Jacob, and can I please marry him? Oh my wizard god, I love the way he talks! I'm quite sorry, Henry, but your old-fashioned dialect is nothing compared to his!

Jacob: Lady Moonshoes, I am afraid I shall decline your hand in marriage. I am still awaiting Lady Lillian to become my queen. Besides, I am supposed to ask YOU.

Henry: That's okay I'll have her :3 Cometh to me, Miss Perry! I be waiting forth you!!!

Jacob, I still have no idea who you are. And, Henry, perhaps...

Jacob: I am Sir Jacob, king over Hogwartia and all her land!

Henry: He's crazy. Fall in love with mee!!! I'm your knight in shining armor, of course!!

Henry, I can't just fall in love upon request! Give it time...

Henry: Time? Phhht. I knew you loved me at first sight!!

Jacob: Of course he is being ridiculous, always trying to woo you into marrying him. As for me, Lady Lillian hath been gone for years, and here I stand awaiting her return.

e.e *sighs*

Thomas: Don't sigh!! All the happiness will come out of you!!!!!

o.O

@Jacob: All right All right Jacob I'm sorry...

@Thomas: I've already arranged for someone else to be the Royal fool and it's not you or Jacob or Henry or Erik or even Gautier!

@Gautier: Oh No..Here we go again with Crucioing! *Runs*

Fine. I won't sigh.

Thomas: Thank you.

Jacob: Henceforth, there shall be the decree of no more sighing!

Henry: *sighs*

Erik: Calm yourself, brother Henry.

Gautier: If someone executes Henry, I may execute THEM.

*sighs over all of this sighing*

Thomas: ;_; There's no happiness left now...

Gautier: You say that like there was before.

Henry: There, there, Thomas. *shoots everyone a dirty look*

Jacob: The law is passed! No more sighing, or eternal imprisonment!

Erik: *accidentally sighs* Oops...

*Dies*

Ghost of Emzy: That's what happens if you don't Sigh!

*yawns*

*Revives self*
Awwwww cute baby!!!!!

Her face was bloating
Ripped jeans
Weight was growing
Bad night
Sister's floating

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, HARRY?!

Hey, you get back here,
And this is crazy.
Now, go in cupboard
Cause you're grounded, Harry!

What the heck was that song?

Henry: *jams on guitar* I don't know who Harry is, but this song is awesome.
Thomas: Harry is no good. Mr. Snape said so...
Gautier: How did we... how did we get to this part of the conversation? Oh well. Any enemy of Snape's is a friend of mine.

It is about Aunt Marge when Harry used magic on her.

All the alternatives at once: ...who?

*facepalm* Someone please explain who's Aunt Marge.

Marge Dursley is Harry's Uncle Vernon's sister!
And in case you don't know who the heck is Uncle Vernon!
He's Petunia Dursley's (neè Evans) husband
And if anyone's wondering who Petunia is!
She's Lily's sister!!!!!!

*there is a long pause. All at once they go* Oooh...

Thomas: They seem nice. I mean... Lily's sister...
Jacob: They shalt be a part of the royal family!
Erik: This will be fun.