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posted by Bluekait
This for Snape's alternatives who pick phobias and wanted a psychological thriller.

If あなた pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If あなた haven't, here's a link:

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"They are everywhere, I tell you! EVERYWHERE!!!" he screamed as he was dragged to the mental hospital. He caught sight of his friends. His eyes locked on Amy.
"You believe me, honey? Come on, babe! Tell them あなた saw them too! I know あなた did, tell them I am not crazy!"
Amy slowly shook her head and waved as they threw her boyfriend...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Wow. I always loved awkward goodbyes.
    I created this account on a rainy day, sitting in the corner of my bedroom, supposed to be doing schoolwork but not being able to log onto my other account. So I made Snape, and I haven’t gone back to check the other one since.
    And I just figured I’d be funny. I’d bring some magic closer to home. And I was really surprised when あなた guys just kept coming back… and I guess I did something right, because あなた guys just kept bringing your friends, kept posting もっと見る on the wall. It...
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posted by ProfSnape
-Thomas was once in a stalking phase, which ended when he found his way into Severus's house, and became so excited he passed out. Severus had thought Thomas dead, and for a moment was unsure what to do with the body. When Severus had his back turned Thomas apparated off...

-Henry may not look it, but he loves to read. He's a major ファン of Twilight and the Hunger Games, and has a great crossover in his head he's still planning out. He hates watching movies.

-Gautier has saved Jacob from an angry Hippogriff, and broke several BONES(ボーンズ)-骨は語る- in the process. The others realized Gautier does 愛 them, though...
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posted by dragonsmemory
Well, this is it. Part 1 of the Quidditch match. This part focuses on just before the game, and the beginning. The 次 part will feature a battle of the Seekers. Let us know which Seeker あなた want to win!
Emma and Jo
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Chapter 11

    “Good morning, Hogwarts! It’s a great 日 for the Quidditch opener, Gryffindor against Slytherin.” Chloe Williams’ voice echoed around the Quidditch pitch, matched によって the roar of the fans. Unlike the past, the ファン were divided almost equally in their support of the two teams. “Both teams look to be...
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posted by dragonsmemory
This is probably the hardest riddle you'll ever find. As an added bonus, you'll also find two canon riddles. First person to correctly guess each riddle wins props. One リスペクト for each riddle. Best of luck!

RIDDLE #1
Three people were born on July 31. One was born in 1966, one in 1980, and one in 1993.
Two of the people are female and the third is male.
One of the three is fictional.
The fictional person is 14 years older than the youngest person.
Two of the three people wear glasses.
Two of the people are good writers.
Who are the three people?

RIDDLE #2
"If あなた know, あなた need only ask. If あなた have to...
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posted by Bluekait
This is for Emzy, as a motivational story for her new ファン fiction series.

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Running.

Running is all on Amy's mind right now. She seen the most terrifying thing in her life; a pair of red eyes. A silhouette of a man with glowing red eyes and snarling sharp teeth, just outside her window. She ran all the way to her boyfriend's house. Steven answered the door, "Amy, it's 1 in the morning. What's wrong?" Amy, out of breath, answered, "Steven, I just saw a man outside my window. He had these glowing red eyes and these sharp teeth. I was scared." Steven...
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posted by Snape96
Snape 読書 newspapers , and a few things caught his eye.

1.
If あなた are one of about 185 cm tall, slim physique, the parchment-yellow skin, crooked nose and black iris, black hair and slightly oily ... Then do not read on, because あなた aren't that who we want!!

2.
You rub along the basement alone, but would like to get excitement? Then he found himself out of a job! Spy for us, the excitement is guaranteed! To apply your CV with 写真 in Hogwarts. または at Lord Voldemort, though in his case, only one fax number can be 与えられた as a residence location is currently unknown ...


3.
Bankrupt undertakers...
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posted by ProfSnape
    It was a perfectly ordinary day, and to make it もっと見る perfectly regular, two boys were trying to make mischief.
    “They’ll freak out! The whole staff… they’ll freak out!”
    “Calm down, Harry!” But Severus himself had a wide smile, “We just lead them into the hallways… and into the dining hall. It’s breakfast now, isn’t it? Perfect way to start the day! Have them meet death in the eyes!”
    Harry pat the thestral on the bony snout. “How come they can see us?”
    “I...
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posted by Bluekait
Many, many years ago, there was a old farmer who lived on a farm with his wife and two kids. The old farmer would beat his wife and did even worse to his kids whenever he felt like it. He would drink at the same bar every nighand pick fights with other customers.

One night, the old farmer finally snapped. He went to the stable to grab an axe. He went back to the house and quietly walk into his own bedroom; He beheaded his wife. The thirst of blood and murder grew. He went to his son's room and chopped him into tiny pieces, which was scattered everywhere. Finally, he went into his daughter's room and gutted her.

As soon as he knew what he has done, the old farmer went to the stable and hung himself to death.

あなた shouldn't go near any woods または a large wooded area and say "Madman Mars" loud enough to have him hear. They say that he is still wondering, looking people to kill. あなた might be one of them.
posted by Bluekait
Since Snape did it and 発言しました that we could do it too, I guess I can confess on a few things. I won't say anything obvious though. Here they are.
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- I round up finding out about 映画 way, way before word gets out. It is sort of a habit, as あなた would say.

- I am a psychic ..... sorta. I would do it without knowing. But at times it would come to be a handy tool when I am playing card/board games.

- Speaking of movies, I 愛 bad guys. Is that stupid of me? My sister makes fun of me for it and I feel bad :( It ain't my fault that...
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posted by dragonsmemory
((Just a quick note. あなた already know why I'm 書く this, and あなた can probably guess the plot, so, there really isn't much もっと見る to say. So far, I've never written a fanfic I don't haved to explain, which makes this awkward. I should probably start the story before Snape gives me detention, if he doesn't just によって looking at the title. Ok, I am starting the story…now. Ok……now…))


Fifth 年 was most definitely the worst 年 of my time at Hogwarts. The school wa being taken over によって Umbridge, the Daily Prophet called me a liar, well, daily. Dumbledore wouldn't look me in the eye. I was...
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posted by ProfSnape
    They had already shut their eyes, hearts slow and breaths raspy. Gradually, the mist came out of their eyes, mouths, ears and noses, 表示中 friendship and love.
    Now they were brothers, and could die in peace.

    Severus Snape looked up at the Fat Lady portrait, who was eyeing him warily.
    “Uhm… Draught of Living Death?”
    “Nope.” She furrowed her brow. He looked around, as though he could find some sort of clue. “No password, no entry.”
    “I get...
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posted by ProfSnape
    Once upon a time, so very long ago, there was a dark, secretive cauldron, which was used によって Death and Death alone. For あなた see, he was the Great Potions Master, and he used his knowledge and skill to reign his power over wizards and muggles alike, for he does not discriminate.
    It is 発言しました that on his shelf are the flasks that carry every human life. When one died, he’d pour it straight into the cauldron, used for the potion that would never be done brewing.
    There is also a myth that the human lives may intertwine, often...
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posted by simpleplan
I so going to start write songs again X3

This is kind of like a song version on Neville's speech in DH part 2. I do not have a clue what I wrote it but I hope あなた enjoy it.




Hold up your glasses it’s over and done
We fought and we fell but that not good enough
People die every 日 but we can’t let them die in vain
We try to keep moving, we try to keep fighting
Just one もっと見る step closer to the ending
If we mess it up give it one もっと見る tries
There just no game over were done
At least not tell we have won
We can lose everything
But that’s not going to stop us now
We can’t just walk away from the crimes that あなた done
Voldemort あなた going down
And way あなた can stop us
あなた can’t break us down
The Sorting Hat has placed あなた in Ravenclaw










New from J.K. Rowling



Congratulations! I’m Prefect Robert Hilliard, and I’m delighted to welcome あなた to RAVENCLAW HOUSE. Our emblem is the eagle, which soars where others cannot climb; our house Colors(色) are blue and bronze, and our common room is found at the 上, ページのトップへ of Ravenclaw Tower, behind a door with an 魔法にかけられて knocker. The arched windows set into the walls of our circular common room look down at the school grounds: the lake, the Forbidden Forest, the Quidditch pitch and the Herbology gardens. No other house in the school has such stunning views....
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posted by romioneisthekey
 Severus reveals he is the Half-Blood prince in front of Harry in HBP
Severus reveals he is the Half-Blood prince in front of Harry in HBP
ProfSnape (known as Snap to some)
Romioneisthekey (Priya)
HPCouples (Giselle)
xHardcoreBunnyx (Laylani)
Laylafly (Maryam)
CharmChaser13 (Chloe)
xMissLestrangex (Bellatrix Lestrange)
Dragonsmemory (Johanna)
Bluekait (Ruby)
Simpleplan
HARMONYforever (Sharon)
Keladz (Kelly-Marie)
Thejokersgirl13 (Sierra)
Snape96 (Angéla)
Peppergirl30 (Emma)
xXxDracoxXx (Rebeca)
CrazyCatLady
fly210
Lady_NMalfoy (Narcissa Malfoy)
Beckett-13
Zenda
-Harmony- (Lex)
gigibear16 (Claire)
LilyEvans14 (Lily Evans)
ADumbledore (Albus Dumbledore)
AlbusSevPotter (Albus Severus Potter)
CountDracula
KWcat_03x (Katherine)
MoonshoesPerry
Lucius_Malfoy (Lucius...
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posted by KitKatLex
>Dear Lockhart,
>
>I do NOT have latent homosexual feelings for you, no matter how nice your hair is.
>
>Sincerely,
>Snape
>
>PS: 読書 he newest Twilight ファン fiction. Bella and Edward are so cute together. Have any new recommendations for me?




1. I'm not Lockhart
2. Lol
3. I don't read Twilight fanfiction
4. I prefer Jacob and Bella
5. Don't have any recommendations for you. :P
6. Harmony is so much better.
8. 7 doesn't exist.
9. 42
10. Does Lockhart have feelings for you?
11. Lockhart likes Twilight?
12. あなた actually read fanfiction?
13. Read Snarry ;)
14. または Snager :))
15. I'm done here.
posted by -Harmony-
I realize that we call each other によって our username. Well since we are a family, I thought that we should know each others real name.


My name is Alex

The Obvious:
ProfSnape||Call him dad. または better yet Snap
LilyEvans14|| Lily♥ Our lovable mother
AlbusSevPotter|| Albus. He doesn't want to be called the same name as daddy
Scorpius_Malfoy|| Scorpius, of course!
Lady_NMalfoy|| Narcissa. But call her Mrs. Malfoy.
xMissLestrangex|| Bellatrix! If あなた don't know that......
Lucius_Malfoy|| Lucy. Wait umm..I mean Lucius, uh oh...
Prof_Minerva|| Minerva McGonagall
ADumbledore|| Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore...
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posted by ProfSnape
Dear Honored Headmaster and Professor Snape,
    Hallo! Thank あなた so much for all your help to our three kids. Sure, James Sirius can be a little rowdy, but あなた always look to his potential and never gave up… only one もっと見る semester to go until summer! I’ll bet you’ll be sad to see him go!
    I wrote this letter to invite あなた to the Burrow for a クリスマス dinner. Of course all the Weasleys will be there—since they’ve been homeschooled, あなた don’t get to see them much, do you?
    …who am I kidding?
    Listen....
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posted by ProfSnape
I believe the time has come that we need to set up some ground rules. Because I know most of あなた have the attention span of rodents, I'll make this short:

1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.

2) No cursing. To be もっと見る relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.

3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.

That's all. あなた may be excused. Except all of あなた that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...