あなた are obsessed if…
1. Your teacher knows the name of your favourite member..
2. Your フレンズ call あなた “SP’s girl”.
3. Time for learning changes to the time for 歌う SP songs.
4. Your parents are worried.
5. When あなた meet a sexy boy/girl, they will be gone in a 秒 if they insult SP.
6. You’d give up a 年 of your life just to go on tour with them.
7. あなた sit and look into the eyes of Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff and あなた look so long, untill あなた loose the focus.
8. Your hobbies are Simple Plan.
9. You’d risk your life, if you’d have to face anybody, who’d say anything bad against SP.
10. あなた go nuts, if あなた hear SP in the radio.
11. You’d kill anybody, who’d tell あなた to cope with the fact, that you’ll never 日付 them and they will never marry you.
12. あなた always think about what are they doing in this very moment.
13. あなた speak only in 名言・格言 from SP’s songs.
14. あなた have to remind people, that あなた saw them on Warped Tour, whenever anybody talks about them.
15. あなた spend a lot of time thinking about them, あなた have strange dreams about them, which refer to your accident on a playground when あなた were 5.
16. あなた forget the colour of the walls in your room, because they are covered in SP posters.
17. You’d get angry at anybody, who’d claim, that he/she loves them もっと見る than あなた do.
18. Your フレンズ know あなた as a SP fanatic.
19. あなた know the lyrics of all their songs.
20. あなた get into a really bad mood, if あなた don’t listen to them for few hours.
21. あなた listen to their CD every morning, because it helps あなた to go through the whole day.
22. あなた got the respect for a ピンク eyeliner.
23. Your family knows the name and age of each member of SP.
24. あなた spend money for a magazine, where is only a little picture of them.
25. Your best friend loves SP, too (but not as much as あなた do)
26. あなた swear that あなた favourite member is your best friend!
27. あなた won’t have a シャワー at least for a week after a SP concert, just because Jeff has touched あなた hand.
28. You’ve learned how to write “MARRY ME, SEB” in french.
29. You’d do anything for them.
30. あなた have plans for your and HIS wedding.
31. Of course あなた also know everything about Pierre’s mum.
32. あなた are not obsessed… あなた are in love!!!
33. あなた know how to say their names with a typical french accent.
34. あなた sit down and read the reasons, why are あなた obsessed.