Dr. Cox' "Today I found a grey hair in my happy trail."
Carla " Is that the line that goes from your belly button down to your peep?"
Dr. Cox, "It is indeed."
Carla, "So you have a grey happy trail, a lot of women fing that distinquished."
Dr. Cox, "You dont understand, I am going to be one of those wierd old guys who takes his kid to the park and pushes a basketball on the swing while his little boy sits in the mud. And People ask, "Is he taughnting the little boy? No he cant even see the little boy. And look now he is actually putting the basket ball in the mini van and driving away while his boy is sitting in the mud crying and the basketball sits quietly watching finding nemo on dvd."


I want to hear some of your favorite Dr. Cox quotes.