Hello there! My names vibbibrinnia dolittle, and ive been searching for a new job, as even though my old jobs very exciting (A special treat i get to polish shoes! :D), i think i should try something different for a change, and heres my jobs ive tried so far:
TOURIST INFORMATION GUIDE.
Vibbie: (curtsies to tourists) Hello my names vibbie and im your friendly tourguide! on the left あなた can see magix! on the right あなた can see magix! on your vertical center-left, あなた can see magix. (five 分 later) On your far left of the 秒 window to the front, if your lucky あなた might be able to see magix! Any questions?
Tourist: (raises hand) Yeah, how did あなた manage to get this job?
Vibbie: I got my friend pyshimar to transform into a tiger and scare off the manager.
Tourist: REALLY???
Vibbie: no.....(goes shifty eyed.)
COZMOS'S ASSITANT.
Vibbie: So what do i have to do exactly?
Cozmos: You'll see....
(Half an 時 later)
Vibbie: So why are we in a resturant with the lights dimmed, candles everywhere and a boquet of お花 and a baloon saying "Please go out with me!" and "Pyshimars a rubbish boyfriend and father to beth"?
cozmos: Im working on a invention to do with....um, im trying to figure out-.....(pause) please dont leave.
Vibbie: O.O
LISTENING TO GRIZELDA SING AND COACHING HER.
Vibbie: (running out of magical melodies room) I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY EARS HURT TOO MUCH!
LOOKING AFTER THE WERE TIGERS.
Tarquinnius: (Human form) VIBBIE! (Runs over to vibbie on all fours with the other were-tigers)
Vibbie: roll over boys!
Were-tigers apart from pyshimar: (rolls over)
Vibbie: Good boy! Pyshimar, why arnt あなた joining in?
Pyshimar: This is...disturibng.
Vibbie: Would あなた do it for a tiger treat? (holds up doggie treat)
Pyshimar: (barks and rolls over)
Vibbie: Good boy! (Feeds him doggie treat) Now walkies! (were-tigers transform) (vibbie puts leadsa on them) (passing chloe)
Chloe: Telemira! (smiles and waves) Me and rani are going to the alfea market to buy some pets today! would あなた like to come?
Vibbie: No thanks, i already have a whole pack of pets....(Under breath: And they're all really hot in human form!)
CHARLE'S EVIL MINION.
Charles: (hat onfire) (gets out acient scroll) just sign here to become my evil minion...
Vibbie: In essence of the soul juice?
Charles: Biro's fine. (passes biro)
Vibbie: (about to write it)
Charles:(hat burns him) OW! OW OW OW! (Takes hat off) My hat was on fire! WHY DIDNT あなた TELL ME?
Vibbie: I thought it was part of your evil thing...
Charles: Of course not fool! who the heck walks round with their hat on fire???? あなた watch too many horror movies! Your fired!
Vibbie: Oh... :(
UNEMPLOYED.
Vibbie: (time: 8 am. attempts to get up....mission failed)
(time: 9.30 am: 秒 attempt....housten we have a problem!) (Time 11 59 am: Mission accomplished!)
So, i think im better off perhaps with the maid job, somehow.
Untill 次 次 time,
-vibbibrinnia dolittle. OXO.
TOURIST INFORMATION GUIDE.
Vibbie: (curtsies to tourists) Hello my names vibbie and im your friendly tourguide! on the left あなた can see magix! on the right あなた can see magix! on your vertical center-left, あなた can see magix. (five 分 later) On your far left of the 秒 window to the front, if your lucky あなた might be able to see magix! Any questions?
Tourist: (raises hand) Yeah, how did あなた manage to get this job?
Vibbie: I got my friend pyshimar to transform into a tiger and scare off the manager.
Tourist: REALLY???
Vibbie: no.....(goes shifty eyed.)
COZMOS'S ASSITANT.
Vibbie: So what do i have to do exactly?
Cozmos: You'll see....
(Half an 時 later)
Vibbie: So why are we in a resturant with the lights dimmed, candles everywhere and a boquet of お花 and a baloon saying "Please go out with me!" and "Pyshimars a rubbish boyfriend and father to beth"?
cozmos: Im working on a invention to do with....um, im trying to figure out-.....(pause) please dont leave.
Vibbie: O.O
LISTENING TO GRIZELDA SING AND COACHING HER.
Vibbie: (running out of magical melodies room) I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY EARS HURT TOO MUCH!
LOOKING AFTER THE WERE TIGERS.
Tarquinnius: (Human form) VIBBIE! (Runs over to vibbie on all fours with the other were-tigers)
Vibbie: roll over boys!
Were-tigers apart from pyshimar: (rolls over)
Vibbie: Good boy! Pyshimar, why arnt あなた joining in?
Pyshimar: This is...disturibng.
Vibbie: Would あなた do it for a tiger treat? (holds up doggie treat)
Pyshimar: (barks and rolls over)
Vibbie: Good boy! (Feeds him doggie treat) Now walkies! (were-tigers transform) (vibbie puts leadsa on them) (passing chloe)
Chloe: Telemira! (smiles and waves) Me and rani are going to the alfea market to buy some pets today! would あなた like to come?
Vibbie: No thanks, i already have a whole pack of pets....(Under breath: And they're all really hot in human form!)
CHARLE'S EVIL MINION.
Charles: (hat onfire) (gets out acient scroll) just sign here to become my evil minion...
Vibbie: In essence of the soul juice?
Charles: Biro's fine. (passes biro)
Vibbie: (about to write it)
Charles:(hat burns him) OW! OW OW OW! (Takes hat off) My hat was on fire! WHY DIDNT あなた TELL ME?
Vibbie: I thought it was part of your evil thing...
Charles: Of course not fool! who the heck walks round with their hat on fire???? あなた watch too many horror movies! Your fired!
Vibbie: Oh... :(
UNEMPLOYED.
Vibbie: (time: 8 am. attempts to get up....mission failed)
(time: 9.30 am: 秒 attempt....housten we have a problem!) (Time 11 59 am: Mission accomplished!)
So, i think im better off perhaps with the maid job, somehow.
Untill 次 次 time,
-vibbibrinnia dolittle. OXO.