Thomas from Regular 表示する

A is for the most AMAZING 表示する ever! Since there's absolutely nothing regular about REGULAR SHOW, I propose that we change the タイトル to...Amazing 表示する instead!

B is for BENSON, the park's manager. Although he's a gumball machine, he's as サワー as the gym socks living inside your locker!

C is for COOL POLICE, cops that make sure あなた don't get to cool for school. SAY WHAT?!

D is for DEATH-KWON-DO! Learning this epic martial art-with moves like Death パンチ and the Death Block-requires あなた to sport mullet and wear cutoffs. Er,nice legs,bro!

E is for EXTREME EXPLOSIONS courtesy of Mordecai and Rigby's...

Mordecai & Rigby were watching TV, when a commercial came on.

Rigby: Aw, really?
Mordecai: Screw this.
Rigby: Hold up! There's a commercial for a videogame!!
Man: Now available in stores is an all new Sonic The Hedgehog game, that has all the sonic games in one disc!
Mordecai: Awesome.
Man: あなた can play up to 45 characters in any game.
Rigby: I want this!!!
Man: Only available in Canada!
Mordecai: WHAT?!!?
Man: Sonic Forever! Rated Everyone 10, and up.
Rigby: How could it be only available in Canada? That's 200 miles from here!
Mordecai:...