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Disclaimer: I’m not Rumiko Takahashi, and I neither own Ranma ½ nor some song lyrics in this story.
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It was one 日 before New 年 arrived. At the Tendos’ living room…

“Hello! Is anybody home? You’ve got mail!” – A postman knocked the door.

“I’ll get it.” – 発言しました Ranma. The postman gave him a yellow poster that said: “You are welcomed to our Royal New 年 party tonight at our restaurant! There is going to be delicious food, great games for guests, wonderful New 年 Countdown, etc, and the most amazing…
OUR EXCITING 歌う CONTEST!!!
THE WINNER RECEIVES A LOVELY PRIZE!”

“Hmm… A lovely prize for the winner huh…” – Ranma speaks to himself. – “I wonder what it is…”
Suddenly, a voice came out from upstairs: “Whoa! It looks great on あなた indeed, Akane!”

“Hey!” – Shouted Ranma. – “What’s going on?”

“Hmm… Ranma…” – Akane – in her brand new cute blue dress – appeared behind him. – “I got an invitation to a New 年 party at the restaurant nearby, so… What do あなた think? Do I look good?”

“Hmm… あなた look so…” – Answered Ranma. – “…”

“UNCUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!!”

SLAM!

“Ouch.” – 発言しました Ranma, after being hit によって Akane with a お茶, 紅茶 table.

“Humph.”

Ranma stood up and took a real close look at Akane. And suddenly, his sight stopped at her chest.

“Hey Ranma! What are あなた looking at?” – Asked Akane.

“Nothing… It’s just… Where did あなた get that little badge?” – Ranma asked and pointed at her blue heart-shaped badge.

“If あなた want to know, Ryoga-kun bought it for me!” – Akane replied. – “What do あなた say about it?”

“UUUUURRRRGGGHHH… that little idiot Ryoga… He bought Akane… a HEART-SHAPED badge!!!” – Thought Ranma. He replied: “Well… it’s nice… It goes great with your dress…”

“Really? Thank you, Ranma!” – Akane smiled.

“KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!”

“Oh. I’ll get it!” – 発言しました Akane.

“Ohh, nihao Ranma!” – Shampoo in a pretty red Chinese-styled dress arrived with a big gift box on her hands. – “Shampoo have New 年 gift for you!”

“Th… thank you.” – Replied Ranma. – “Says, what’s with the dress up there?”

“Aiyaaa! I wear beautiful dress because I going to New 年 party at the restaurant nearby! Ranma take me there yes?”

“Hey!!!” – Akane 発言しました angrily.

“Ranma open gift now yes?”

“Okay…” – Ranma carefully opened the gift box. There was a lovely black tuxedo in it.

“Ranma put tux on and take me to party yes?”

“I’ll think about it.” – Replied Ranma.

“By the way Ranma, there going to be 歌う contest at the party! Winner receive a free trip to…”

“To China, right? Yes!… Then I can get a cure for this crazy curse! I’m putting on my tux right away, Shampoo!” – Ranma 発言しました in excitement.

“I no remember. I guess it is to China.” – 発言しました Shampoo. – “Oh! Ranma! Hurry up and take me to party!”

SPLASH!!!

“Akaneeee…!!! What was the big idea??!!!!” – Shouted Ranma in female form.

“I’m sorry Ranma, but we’re out of hot water!” – 発言しました Akane.

“Aiyaaa… That mean Ranma no can wear tux?” – Shampoo 発言しました in disappointment.

“Hmm, this should be easy. Watch this… Ta-da!” – Ranma put on an オレンジ dress within a few seconds. – “I’m not sure I can sing well, but I may win the contest with my cuteness!”

“Ranma, あなた are a jerk…” – Grunted Akane. – “Hey Shampoo, I think I’m starting to doubt about this… What if the whole thing is one of Mousse’s evil schemes on stealing あなた back from Ranma? Seriously.”

“Aiyaaa! It no is ムース plan! He gone back to China for training!” – Answered Shampoo.

“Oh, thank goodness…” – 発言しました Ranma. Suddenly, a strange masked man appeared behind them: “Who 発言しました that?”

“Okay… Who are you?” – Asked Ranma.

“I am…” – The man took off his mask. – “You still remember Mousse, don’t you? He hasn’t gone back to China for training. He is standing right here in front of you, and he was on the ceiling for the whole time! He heard that the three of あなた are going to a New 年 party, and Shampoo, it’ll be a pleasure for this man to escort あなた there…” – While saying, ムース opened his arms and hugged Ranma.

“Put your glasses on, idiot!” – Ranma whacked ムース on the head with one of her shoes. –
“Shampoo is on your left!”

“Oh… Shampoo, forgive me.” – ムース 発言しました after putting on his glasses.

“Shampoo no want forgive stupid Mousse.” – Shampoo 発言しました in anger.

“Hey, there is a good news for you, silly アヒル, 鴨 boy.” – 発言しました Ranma. – “There is a 歌う contest at the party tonight, and the winner gets a free trip to China. Do あなた wanna cure your curse?”

“Yes, I do! If I win, I will never have to turn into a アヒル, 鴨 again! Yeah!!” – ムース shouted out loud in excitement.

“But wait!” – 発言しました Akane. – “Are あなた sure あなた can sing? It’s a 歌う contest, my friend.”

“Yes I am. Let me try.” – He took a deep breath and began. – “WE WIIIISH… YOUU… A MERRY CHRISTMAAAAAAS!!! WE WISH YOUUUU A MERRYYYYY CHRIIIIIIIISTMAS!!! WEEE… WISH あなた A MEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS!!! And a Happy… NEEEEEWWW…
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!!”

Bam!

“Oh my god… Akane fainted! Shampoo, give me a cup of water!” – Ranma 発言しました in panic.

“HEY!” – Shampoo furiously shouted. – “Mousse cut it out!!!! あなた break our ear!!!”

“Tell me about it.” – Ranma agreed. – “How can あなた cure your アヒル, 鴨 curse if あなた SOUND like a アヒル, 鴨 yourself? Hahaha…”

“Ranma… How dare you…” – ムース took out dozens of daggers from his sleeves.

“Stop it! Shampoo sing better than Mousse! I can win the contest!” – Replied Shampoo.

“Prove it.” – 発言しました Akane.

“Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is tonight in a one-horse open sleigh! Hey! Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is tonight in a one-horse open sleigh!” – Shampoo sang with such a sweet high-pitched voice.

“Bravo! Bravo! That’s a nice performance!” – Ranma excitedly gave an applause.

“Hey Shampoo, why don’t あなた think that I can sing better than you?” – Akane 発言しました after hitting Ranma with a お茶, 紅茶 table.

“Akane prove it!” – Replied Shampoo.

“Happy New Year, Happy New Year! May we all have a vision now and then, of the world where every neighbor is a friend… Happy New Year, Happy New Year! May we all have our hopes, our will to try… If we don’t, we might as well lay down and die…” – Akane suddenly stopped and pointed at Ranma on the floor. – “Like that BAKA!!!!”

“Hmm… It sure is great… あなた do have a beautiful voice, Akane!” – 発言しました Mousse.

“Huh. I challenge you, Akane!” – 発言しました Shampoo.

“Oh, I accept!” – Replied Akane. – “What are あなた waiting for? LET’S FIGHT!!!!”

“This is too idiotic. Come on Mousse, または we’ll be late for the party!” – 発言しました Ranma, as she and ムース left the house.

“Ranma wait for me!!!” – Yelled Shampoo.

“Huh. Go with your beloved husband. I don’t care.” – 発言しました Akane.

“Aiyaaa! Akane want defeat me in 歌う contest yes?” – Replied Shampoo.

“Okay… I’m going…” – Answered Akane.

oOo

As the group went down the street, they heard a strange voice singing: “I wanna wish あなた a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish あなた a Merry Christmas, I wanna wish あなた a Merry クリスマス from the bottom of my heart! Oh, is that Akane Tendo? Along with the beautiful Pigtailed Girl? Oh my sweethearts, I shall escort あなた two to the Royal New 年 party!”

“It’s Kuno… Don’t mind everyone, just act as if he were not here!” – 発言しました Akane, and all four of them just kept their head down. Suddenly…

“Pigtailed Girl! I 愛 あなた so much! I want あなた to come with me to the par…”

“EEEK! He hugged me from behind!!” – Screamed Ranma. She kicked him hard in the face. – “What do あなた want, あなた jerk Kuno?!!”

“I want to have a 日付 with my beautiful ladies!” – Kuno replied in tears.

“You... you…” – Ranma almost kicked him again and suddenly changed her voice: “Heyyy, Kuno-sembai! あなた wanna have a 日付 with me, right? If あなた beat me in a 歌う challenge, I promise I’ll go out with you! If あなた lose…”

“You’ll leave in PEACE and in PIECES!” – 発言しました Akane.

“Why don’t あなた go first, Kuno-darling?” – Asked Ranma.

“Okay, here I go. Feliz Navidad…” – Kuno began singing. Meanwhile, Akane, Ranma, Shampoo and ムース silently walked away.

“Phew. Luckily we run away. Kuno worse singer than Mousse!” – Shampoo breathed hardly.

“Tell me about it. He totally broke my ears!” – ムース agreed.

“Just run away before Kuno finds out, guys.” – 発言しました Akane, and the group ran as fast as they can.
As the pack continued their walk, they heard a strange voice again: “La la la la, la la la la, la la la la…”

“I heard that extremely high voice somewhere… Uh-oh, Kodachi Kuno is coming! What are we gonna do?” – Ranma confusedly asked.

“I know! Guys, cover your ears! Mousse, sing right now!” – 発言しました Akane.

“Okay, if あなた insist. Ahem… WEE… WIIIIISH…”

“AAAAHHH!!! What is that HOOOORIBLE sound! Oh, it is killing me! HEEELP ME, RANMA-SAMA, IF あなた CAN HEAR ME FROM HERE!! AAAAHHH!!” – Kodachi screamed and fainted.

“Thanks a lot, pal.” – Ranma smiled.

“Get serious, guys. Do I sing that badly?” – Asked Mousse.

“No. Not at all.” – Ranma replied, while she was thinking: “Oh man, I swear his voice sounds like a horn!”

They continued walking down the 通り, ストリート and encountered Mikado Sanzenin and Azusa Shiratori.

“Oh, is that the beautiful Ranma Saotome? Oh, my lovely girl, I shall give あなた a Happy New 年 キッス for tonight!” – Sanzenin 発言しました as he began to get his lips closer to Ranma’s.

“JERK! Who 発言しました that あなた can キッス me?!” – Ranma punched Sanzenin right in the left eye. – “Leave us alone!”. Meanwhile, Azusa takes a close look at ムース and finally climbed up on his back.

“Aahh! So cute! Olivia! Olivia! Give me my Olivia! GIMME! GIMME! GIMME!” – Azusa took out her hammer and smacked Mousse’s head at every “GIMME!”. Well, あなた know, she wanted Mousse’s glasses – which she calls “Olivia” – and tried to take them off from his forehead.

“Spoiled brat!” – Shampoo angrily shouted as she knocked Azusa off from Mousse’s back. – “Why あなた mess with Mousse?”

“Shampoo! You’re finally worried about me!” – Cried Mousse.

“The legendary Golden Pair.” – 発言しました Akane. – “I challenge you! If あなた want to mess with us, あなた must beat us in a 歌う challenge right now! We will go first! Start now, guys!”

“Silent night, Holy night…”

“Huh. あなた guys are such amateurs!” – 発言しました Azusa.

“Listen carefully, losers.” – Sanzenin smiled as if he won. And then, the pair began: “... Oh what fun it is tonight in a one-horse open sleigh!!!”

“That was… perfect!” – Ranma 発言しました in disappointment.

“Aiyaa! What we do now?” – Shampoo confusedly asked.

“Hey! There’s a lovely little bird!” – Ranma pointed to the sky.

“Where? Where? Where’s the bird? I WANT MY HANNAH!! AAAHHH!!!” – Azusa began to cry.

“Let’s go, guys.” – Akane 発言しました and the pack walked away in peace.

oOo

The Royal New 年 party at Sakura restaurant.

“And now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our 歌う contest!” – 発言しました the host.

“Okay guys. Who’s gonna do this?” – Asked Akane.

“Mousse, if あなた go there, I splash you!” – Shampoo threatened ムース and said: “I want compete!”

“Hmm… I think I’ll let Ranma do this. This “winning a trip to China” thing is all HIS idea, so I’ll let him compete using his “cuteness”. Let’s see if that idiot wins…” – Akane pushed Ranma onto the stage.

“That girl is so cute!”

“So lovely!”

“I’m cheering hard for you, Pigtailed Girl!”

“Eh? Kuno? What is that jerk doing here?” – Thought Ranma.

“So, what’s your name?” – The host asked her.

“Um… I’m Ranma Saotome.” – Replied Ranma.

“Ladies and gentlemen, lovely Ranma Saotome here is going to give us a great performance! A big applause please!!!”

“Woo-hoo! Go Pigtailed Girl!” – Kuno’s shout must be the loudest one of all, and that gives Ranma a thought: “Yeah, if I win the contest, I can go to China and get rid of this stupid curse, and there would be no もっと見る “Pigtailed Girl”! I can do this! I CAN DO THIS!!!”

And here we go, Ranma began her performance:

“Happy New Year! Happy New Year! May we all have a vision now and then, of the world where every neighbor is a friend… Happy New Year! Happy New Year! May we all have our hopes, our will to try… If we don’t, we might as well lay down and die…
あなた and I!
And I!”

“Great job!”

“Such a sweet singer, don’t あなた think?”

“I think she’ll win the contest for sure!”



“Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of the 歌う contest tonight is… Ranma Saotome!!!”

“Oh my god… am I dreaming? Akane, slap me!” – 発言しました Ranma.

SLAP!

“Hee hee! No, you’re not!” – Akane giggled after slapping Ranma’s right cheek really hard.

“Akane, you’re so uncute!” – Ranma replied. Akane slapped her other cheek.

“I’m not a アヒル, 鴨 any more… La la la…”

“Aiyaaa! ムース begin singing! Ranma, cover his mouth! ” – 発言しました Shampoo.

“Heyyy… What is the meaning of this?!” – ムース angrily 発言しました with his mouth covered によって Ranma. Akane and Shampoo burst laughed.

“And the winner received a trip to…”

oOo

“RANMAAAAA!!! あなた HAVE TO PAY FOR THIS!!!” – ムース furiously shouted and sneezed: “Ah choo!!! What are we going to do?”

“Ranma, what the meaning of this?” - Shampoo also angrily asked.

“Forggg… give me, gggg… guys!” – Ranma shook under the freezing cold wind and snow. – “I didn’t knnnnn… now that th… th.. ah choo! This was a trip to… to… MOSCOW!!!!!”

“Ranma…” – Akane shook under fury. – “RANMA NO BAKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!”

“Aahh!!! AKANEEEEE!!! St… t… 上, ページのトップへ it, would you! Ah CHOOOOOO!!!”

***The End***
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