Signs of the Last Days! (2019-2020)

So Far, So Great"


Off to the races
I'm going places
Might be a long shot
Not gonna waste it
This is the big break
And it's calling my name
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So far so great, believe it
Can't take away this feeling
Taking a ride with chance to my side
Yeah, I can't wait
So far, so great

Might need to wing it
Still gonna bring it
Not gonna sink low
I'm going swimming
スイング for the fences
Sky's not the today
Yeah

So far so great, get with it
At least that's how I see it
Having a dream's just the beginning
So...

User: No.


Cleverbot: Yes.


User: I hat u.


Cleverbot: あなた what 愛 me ah.


User: I what 愛 あなた ah.


Cleverbot: 愛 is a state of being. 愛 is freedom. 愛 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing あなた won't hit the ground. That is love.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes it does.

User: DOES THE メリダとおそろしの森 LITTLE トースター NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!

Cleverbot: Yes is does.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.

User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told あなた that OVER 9000 TIMES!

Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.

User: Cats.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Blabber...

Credit: I found these online, and they made me smile. As あなた can see, I clearly didn’t make them up. Thought of course, If I had, I wouldn’t be claiming they were someone elses…Never mind..

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
-A. Whitney Brown

When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter.
- Stephen Wright.

Did あなた ever walk in a room and forget why あなた walked in? I think that’s how イヌ spend their lives.
–Sue Murphy

I don’t kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak...

I found this on the internet :)

101 Ways To Annoy People
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1. Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with フレンズ in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If あなた have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours によって hooking a ビデオカメラ to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in...

Chapter 2—Canada . . . eh.
    Okay, so this is an Eメール to my friend who moved to Canada…eh. Her name is Brenna. Eh. I just thought id include it for your benefit. Eh.

“Lahdiedahdiedahdoodoodahdohetehtakwjeorna!
that is my new お気に入り song, just so あなた know. omg ;i wrote もっと見る in
my big book of nothingness, but im at school, so i don’t have it with
me:( its cool it deals with begging for money, リス clothing,
headband helmets, and furry insides! i bet u can’t wait! ha-ha! yay for
the awesome book of nothingness! i put the first part of it on the
internet and ppl thought...

i found this on the internet and i thought it was funny!

I may not be フレッド Flintstone but I can sure make your ベッド rock!



Is your dad a thief または something? Because someone ストール, 盗んだ the stars and put them into your eyes!



I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?



Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?



Can I buy あなた a drink – または would あなた just prefer the five bucks?



I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.



I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.



If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together....