This is によって far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...
質問 ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic 質問 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 回答 that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can あなた send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ビーチ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much ビール you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some 日 trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin または Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a 年 and a half 前 to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it 安全, 安全です to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can あなた send me a 一覧 of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do あなた have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do あなた celebrate クリスマス in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when あなた get here.)
Q: Can あなた give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is ミルク available all 年 round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and あなた should be about right)
Q: I have a 質問 about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of くま, クマ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where あなた can make 愛 outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
質問 ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE
Here are some of the classic 質問 being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some 回答 that may be appropriate:
Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can あなた send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)
Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi ビーチ on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA)
A: (Depends on how much ビール you've consumed...)
Q: I plan to take some 日 trips during the Olympics. Which direction
should I drive - Perth to Darwin または Darwin to Perth - to avoid driving
with the sun in my eyes? (Germany)
A: (Excellent question, considering that the Olympics are being held in
Sydney.)
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney for the Olympics - can I follow the
railroad tracks? (Sweden)
A: (Sure, it's only seven thousand miles, so you'll need to have started
about a 年 and a half 前 to get there in time for the Games...)
Q: Is it 安全, 安全です to run around in the bushes in Australia? (Sweden)
A: (And accomplish what?)
Q: Are there any ATMs in Australia? Can あなた send me a 一覧 of them in
Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK)
A: (No, and we use shells for money too)
Q: Where can I learn underwater welding in Australia? (Portugal)
A: (???)
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK)
A: (Why bother? Use your fingers like the rest of us...)
Q: Do あなた have perfume in Australia? (France)
A: (No. Everybody stinks.)
Q: Do tents exist in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Yes, but only in sporting goods stores, peoples' garages, and most
national parks...)
Q: Do あなた celebrate クリスマス in Australia? (France)
A: (Yes. At Christmas.)
Q: Can I drive to the Great Barrier Reef? (Germany)
A: (Sure, if your vehicle is amphibious.)
Q: Are there killer bees in Australia? (Germany)
A: (Not yet, but we'll see what we can do when あなた get here.)
Q: Can あなた give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA)
A: (What's this guy smoking, and where do I get some?)
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is ミルク available all 年 round?
(Germany)
A: (A blonde?)
Q: Which direction is North in Australia? (USA)
A: (Face North and あなた should be about right)
Q: I have a 質問 about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its
name. It's a kind of くま, クマ and lives in trees. (USA)
A: (Another blonde?)
Q: Are there places in Australia where あなた can make 愛 outdoors? Italy)
A: (Yes. Outdoors.)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for the ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
maybe あなた ストール, 盗んだ it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in 検索 of you
Looking for he ハート, 心 now
Have あなた heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find あなた soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of あなた know it as the only song i know によって ハート, 心 from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge クモ, スパイダー i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!