Scary stuff! :O

--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never 発言しました あなた NEED a nose job. I just 発言しました it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could あなた excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have 与えられた someone like あなた a 秒 look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I 日付 just won't be as smart as I am.
lol

Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM

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1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's 音楽 teacher once 発言しました of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school バスケットボール, バスケット ボール team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt ディズニー because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a 月 and dropped out forever.

Life without 愛 is meaningless. 愛 was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though 愛 is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal 愛 is accomplished between a man and a woman. 愛 is one trait that never diminishes as long as あなた give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on 恋愛中 and immortal 名言・格言 on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, 愛 has never failed but only the 恋愛中 have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.