1) I can't reach my license unless あなた hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3) Aren't あなた the guy from the Village People?
4) Hey, あなた must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5) Are あなた Andy または Barney?
6) I thought あなた had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer
7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8) I pay your salary!
9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10) Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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