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posted by misscrazel
Dominic  came running towards me. He crashed into me, blood ran from my nose and down the front of my shirt. Dominic buried his face in my シャツ and sobbed. Finally he quit and I saw a bright red hand mark on his face. 
" What happened?" I asked.
"He hit me!" he yelled. He started crying again. I knew that. His dad hit him. Duh. This reminded me of two years ago. Actually it also reminded me of about every 日 I remember. Seems like he would have learned to get used to it. So two years ago. Right. He had a girlfriend....
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posted by yours_forever
down in the workshop

all the elves were makin' toys

for the good gentile girls

and the good gentile boys

when the boss busted in

nearly scared 'em half to death

had a ライフル in his hands and

cheap whiskey on his breath

from his beard to his boots

he was covered with ammo

like a big fat drunk disgruntled yuletide rambo

and he smiled as he 発言しました with a twinkle in his eye

"merry クリスマス to all-

now you're all gonna die!"

the night santa went crazy

the night st.nick went insane

realized he'd been gettin a raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

well,the workshop is gone now

he decided to bomb it...
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Every 日 it’s getting worse
Do the same things and it hurts
I don’t know if I should cry
All I know is that I’m trying
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
But あなた make it so hard to do
What’s the point of making plans
You break all the ones we have
I don’t know where we went wrong
‘Cause we used to be so strong
I wanna believe in you
I wanna believe in you
So why can’t あなた be
Be good to me
I don’t ask for much, all I want is love
Someone to see, that’s all I need
Somebody to be, (Somebody to be) somebody to be
Good to me, good to me, can あなた be good to me
Good to me, please
I used...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
こんにちは it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)

1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!

2. Why did the chicken クロス the road?
To 表示する that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!

3. How do あなた make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!

4. What do あなた call a giant, clumsy, atomic 線, レイ breathing lizard?

5. Why did the Annoying オレンジ become so popular?
Because オレンジ is the new Black!

6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
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Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to 表示する the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...
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Something about your style got me freakin’ out
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
Gotta make あなた mine and there ain’t no doubt
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
You’re really laid back and あなた play it smooth
Hey boy, こんにちは boy
I see the way あなた 移動する from across the room and I know I’m tripping on you, oh
Boy I’m feeling something real and
I don’t know what to do
So excited, I can’t hide it
Got my eyes on you
You got me goin’ crazy
Want to be your baby
I don’t know what to do
I can’t take my eyes off you
You got me goin’ crazy
It’s just the way you’re moving
I really wish あなた knew, what あなた do
I can’t take my eyes off...
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posted by numnumyellow67
Chapter 1
The District

I quietly and quickly pick the katniss plant's roots. Have to hurry home, または at least the ruined building I call my home. Living a destroyed old district, あなた kind of get used to the idea of having to hurry back to ruined buildings, before the rats and bugs decide to settle into your so called home.I start on my way back, when I see a plump rabbit, just watching me desperately pick the roots, while coated in mud. This annoys me, and with one 迅速, スウィフト movement, I ナイフ the fat fool from afar. A direct hit. Perfect. I've been working on my ナイフ throwing skills, and got a lucky...
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posted by kowalskipperico
Éõrìã Màlîñìà (E-you-or-ee-a Mill-in-a) 
Mæræ Šîlętryę (Meer-ee Silly-tree-a)
Gõela Šçêlvælįçæ (Goo-Ella Skel-cleav-ee)
Ęrôlâ Ÿêmêrâńÿæń  (E-roll-a Yem- erany-ann)
Kätlÿã Klįñçé (Kate-leea Klince
Ærśhlèÿ Wèlśœń(Arsh-lee Well-so-en)
Æñæ Dœmêñ (An-ae Doe-men)
Cârâbęl (Cara-bell)
Ëlâšmâlgân Tœwn Pærk (Elis-mally-gan toe-ean pay-erk)
 Šêlvêš (Sell-ves)
Kàrlèèã (Care-lee-a)
Èòrìã Màlîñàì skipped down the cobblestone 通り, ストリート humming...
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posted by spookyfoster
"What the hell are we gonna do Ryan"? Ryan 発言しました nothing.
"Ryan I need an answer"!"What else can we do Chris?, there's nothing we can do".
Chris groaned,"don't say that"."what do あなた think we should do Chris, huh".
Chris opened his mouth but 発言しました nothing."I don't know". Ryan stood up in pain walking to the counter to get his keys,he couldn't take it anymore.
"Where do あなた think your going"? Chris looked up in curiosity. "I'm gonna get groceries".Chris thought he was joking he knew Ryan would never say that.
"What do あなた mean, あなた never would say that"?He turned back and said.
"I'm just going grocery...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
In ancient Rome, it was considered a sign of leadership to be born with a crooked nose.

The word "nerd" was first coined によって Dr. Seuss in "If I Ran the Zoo."

A 41-gun salute is the traditional salute to a royal birth in Great Britain.

The bagpipe was originally made from the whole skin of a dead sheep.

The roar that we hear when we place a seashell 次 to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear. Any cup-shaped object placed over the ear produces the same effect.

Revolvers cannot be silenced because of all the noisy gasses which escape the cylinder...
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