-Cats: Will treat あなた like slaves.
-Dogs: Will always see the best in you.
-Cats: Do not bark.
-Dogs: Make it their life's mission to bark.
-Cats: Shred your furniture.
-Dogs: Shred your shoes.
-Cats: Insist on being fed.
-Dogs: Wait for あなた to feed them.
-Cats: Will sleep on your face without a thought.
-Dogs: When allowed, will sleep on your ベッド and take up all the space.
-Cats: Will barf on your clothes.
-Dogs: Will barf on the rug.
-Cats: Think they're royalty.
-Dogs: Think they own the house.
-Cats: Will sleep on the remote then have a hissy fit (pun intended) when あなた try to retrieve it.
-Dogs: Will...
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