Beauty and the Beast - Belle

"Joe!It wasn't any of the three girls!What now?"Josie asked."Whoa wait,Three?There was only two in her apartment!It Was Natalie and Penny!Natalie came in to see if Kate was okay!Then she called the cops!That means it was-"Joe said."Penny!!!What!!That's IT!"Josie 発言しました as she got her walkie talkie thing."Attention all units!This 92-J4!I need a couple cops to back me up at クルミ Evergreen 46 lane!And hurry!"Josie said.
"Thanks Joe!"7 分 later she and 4 other cops were at Penny's house."Okay,One,Two,Three!"Jenny said,As they busted down the door.They heard a gulp upstairs."Upstairs,Go go go."Josie...

As I stare listlessly into the mirror, the fuzzy image that gazes back at me is someone I barely recognize. But I do. They say prison causes profound changes in a man, and the most extraordinary stem from the most incredible circumstances. That man in the mirror has undergone an unimaginable plethora of alterations because he is the absolute worst thing one can be in prison: an innocent man.

I detect the bitterness in his hazel eyes, the constant worry that wrinkles his forehead, the anxiety that sets his jaw like cement and the frustration that has lightened his hair from brown to salty beige....

I found this on the internet is so funny read and enjoy and if あなた like it the credit is not for me so have fun!

Guest: “why does the dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can’t imagine, unless it’s because あなた have the plate he usually eats from.”

A guy phones up his boss , but gets the bosses’ wife instead:
“I am afraid he died last week” she explains.

The 次 日 the man calls again and asks for the boss.

“I told あなた “the wife replies, “He died last week”

The 次 日 again he calls again and once もっと見る asks to speak to his boss, によって this time the wife is getting...

All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she 発言しました
This is not enough

I'm in serious shit, I feel totally lost
If I'm asking for help it's only because
Being with あなた has opened my eyes
Could I ever believe such a perfect surprise?

I keep asking myself, wondering how
I keep closing my eyes but I can't block あなた out
Wanna fly to a place where it's just あなた and me
Nobody else so we can be free

All the things she said
All the...

I struggle to find my way back home,
Through the snow that clouds my vision.
Gasping for breath,
Watching the smoke wafting away,
I feel something strike me…
Something so strong, so light,
Just like the キッス あなた gave me,
On my dreariest days…

Very soon, pain strikes me at the same place,
Where your 愛 struck me once.
Reflexively, my brain retains them -
Those memories that make me live,
Those memories that make me die.
I see you, baby, although my vision is hazy,
I see your smile, and feel the warmth
That made me smile, and now, that makes me cry!

I was like a lonely lion,
Wandering with no aim, no...

    Staggering, running throught the pitch-dark forest I felt the cold wind rushing over my body. How fast was I going? I hadn't felt this fast in a good while. I must have been going faster than my normal 40 when this happens. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not very fast. Most of the others in my pack are faster than me. But I am the strongest female...of course there are only two. Roxy and I. But anyway, I am tough. Tougher than most in this pack. The alpha we refer to as Dominic is surprised at my deal of strength, being a female and all. I am often praised for my great mind....

Its stupid not to care.
But its useless
I'm not going anywhere.

Used to think sometimes it was ok to lie.
But now you've got me askin' why
Tell me, why'd あなた let me think that I can fly?

What you've done is wrong.
F-Y-I thats the point of this song.

I know im stupid to think it.
But it was wrong to believe it.
Shoulda waited til I could see it.

So now,
Im ロスト so howww
Did this happen?
And あなた sit back just laughin
My ハート, 心 left to fractions.

Ive learned my lesson.
Theres もっと見る to life than just a dream.
If あなた don't have a back up for your fantasy..
Its gonna hurt もっと見る than you'd think.

Are あなた buying my trust?...

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, 動画 and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i 愛 my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones あなた see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they 愛 their haters, and sometimes I think "if あなた 愛 your haters, then why do あなた hate back?" seriously....

#1: JAWS:
Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.

A series starting with the stupidest moment is the 鮫, サメ jumping on the boat.. mean WHAT!?
And ends with a 鮫, サメ roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down によって a 鮫, サメ and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the 発言しました revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that was the sole purpose of killing Michael....

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, 上, ページのトップへ Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines 上, ページのトップへ Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...

So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a 上, ページのトップへ ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the 上, ページのトップへ twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest 年 for gaming...

EPISODE 1:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweatpants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a ランダム magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I supposed to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's supposed to distract あなた as I steal your car.

Audience: (laughs and claps),

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) あなた just been T-Jacked, bitch!

Audience: (cheers at this)

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