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This ランダム アイコン contains 肖像画, ヘッドショット, クローズアップ, ポートレート, ヘッド ショット, and クローズ アップ. There might also be 魅力, 辛, 暑さ, 辛さ, ビスチェ, シュミーズ, シミー, シフト, スリップ, テディ, シューマッハー, テディー, and シミーズ.

posted by OmegaLeader
(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and あなた want to confuse them. No laughing または anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my フレンズ do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do あなた want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is あなた who is calling me. Ok, so what did あなた need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. あなた called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! あなた are the one who called me! Now i ask one もっと見る time who are あなた and why did あなた call my at this...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a ランダム word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a 食 they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy 次 to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as あなた can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the キッチン and come out with ketchup all over あなた and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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posted by BellaCullen96
"Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that あなた haven’t ロスト your shoes since あなた did this.
Agree to organize the company クリスマス party. Hold it at McDonald’s Playland. Charge everyone $15 each.
Arrive at a meeting late, say you’re sorry, but あなた didn’t have time for lunch, and you’re going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat entire raw potatoes.
Attach a sign that says "FAX" to the paper shredder. Sit and watch to see how many people fall for it.
Bring in dishes that あなた tried to cook but didn’t turn out quite right as special treats for your co-workers.
Build...
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Okay so if あなた live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 次 day, cut the balloons off and あなた got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when あなた can barely 移動する as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by someone_save_me
These are just some, もっと見る will probably be added later.

I hate:
-Animal abusers
-Child abusers
-Butthurt moralfags (If あなた get mad at me saying moralfags, well then, あなた must be new here. I'm not homophobic.)
-3/4 the mainstream crap on the radio
-Jersey Shore
-Homophobes
-People who don't thank あなた when あなた open a door for them
-Toddlers and Tiaras
-People who are always snooPING AS usual I see. /shot so fuckin' hard
-Fuckers who judge people によって their appearance
-When my computer breaks down
-Fangirls who get mad at if あなた aren't borderline insanely obsessed with the same thing they are (Go on the Michael...
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posted by soutarouful
Why does your cat lick your hair または face? The first thing a kitten knows is its mother licking. Grooming conveys 愛 and caring.

Why does a cat seek the visitor who doesn't like cats? Ignoring a cat is the opposite of aggressive behavior, so the cat sees this as "cat-friendly" and inviting.

Why does your cat head-butt you? The cat is 表示中 affection.

Why does your cat rub against you? ネコ have scent glands on their cheeks and are marking あなた as their territory. Same goes for rubbing on furniture.

Why does a cat sometimes clean its 毛皮 after being petted? Either the cat is getting...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go ホーム and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted によって aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late あなた are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me フォワード, 前進, 楽しみにして to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan あなた money, tell them あなた just filed for bankruptcy and あなた could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, または is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If あなた get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping または whatever. See how long that commission...
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Source: Google
posted by Joe1996
1. When あなた get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend あなた are deaf.

4. If he asks if あなた knew how fast あなた were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if あなた can see his gun.

6. When he says あなた aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why あなた were speeding, tell him あなた had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him によって his first name.

11. Pretend あなた are gay and ask...
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for 食
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason あなた have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents によって their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail あなた out of jail and tell あなた what あなた did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin 次 to あなた sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen あなた cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about...
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Okay, she's kinda getting もっと見る famous によって the minute. She has her own show, her own song, and she even performed at the Disneyland クリスマス 日 Parade. But honestly, in MY opinion, I don't like her one bit.

I'm sorry if あなた like her cuz I kinda don't. Just now I expressed my opinon about her on Tumblr and some 12-year-old went apesh*t on me. So don't hate me guys, but I REALLY don't like her. If あなた ask me, behind her fame is a lot of money. Think about it. Auditions, professional photos, 歌う lessons, etc... hundreds of dollars. And who paid for it? Certainly not her. Her parents. Tens of...
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