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When あなた see it, あなた will shit bricks!

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Do's and Don'ts If あなた Have Gotten ロスト

posted by Renesmee_XD

So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway あなた never take, または teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from ロスト to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see あなた crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person または kindly...

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Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me?

posted by smileyfaceddude

Like the タイトル says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My フレンズ発言しました that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Kitty pow wow:Character comparisons

posted by meow_girl

Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to アニメ and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley あなた remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex あなた remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did あなた get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have あなた know I invited my...

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The Horrible Truth part 3

posted by HaleyDewit

Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few 秒 later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating あなた this way and あなた know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...

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my longest chat with the clever - cleverbot

posted by orangeturnip

User: Wendigo または yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome または disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious または vile; an action that arouses disgust または abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with あなた at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak あなた soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...

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My Experiences with Racism

posted by sapherequeen

It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different 通り, ストリート in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made あなた feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of ホーム that it always gave me. I also made new フレンズ immediately; a little girl named...

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Five Ways To Die (or get severely injured) によって A バナナ

posted by amethyst44

Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a バナナ strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the 一覧あなた have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the バナナ peel. Bananas like to be wackos and 表示する themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if あなた are near a slippery...

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WOMAN'S TYPE~~~~~~~~its niccc..♥♥♥

posted by scarlet009

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the 表, テーブル with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the ミルク carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check または charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a テレビ set in her purse.
"So, do あなた always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did あなた get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been 与えられた your share !

HE: Will あなた come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make あなた very happy
SHE: Why? Are あなた leaving?

HE: What would あなた say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If 愛 is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should あなた believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that イヌ愛 to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at あなた if あなた blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a 木, ツリー falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the 五角形, 米国防総省 were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a キャセロール

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole アヒル, 鴨

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the 次 car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The もっと見る it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying あなた should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the コメント which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz あなた hate America."

3. When あなた go to the princible's office, and when he asks why あなた were sent, say, "I wrote that あなた sucked...

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33 Really Weird Exam 回答

posted by musicfanaticXD

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited によって mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah デザート and traveled によって Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an 林檎, アップル tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened パン which is パン made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...

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A Poem 4 An Awsome Friend

posted by Alexyss_Cullen

あなた came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one 日 embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I 愛 the special bond that we beutifully share,
I 愛 the way あなた表示する u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever 安全, 安全です within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...

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When people ask stupid questions..anoying but also funny!

posted by 7things

1)At the movies: When あなた meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are あなた doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't あなた try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When あなた ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer バター Masala" dish good?...

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31 Ways to Annoy Your Parents xD

posted by Mp4girl

xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as あなた can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when あなた laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...

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the flavors of HI-C ジュース boxes and THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

posted by itachifan1

* オレンジ Lavaburst
* 桃, ピーチ (no longer produced)
* Poppin' ピンク Lemonade
* イチゴ Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* キャンディー林檎, アップル cooler

[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* フルーツ Pow
* フルーツ Punch
* Orange
* オレンジ Supernova
* ピンク Lemonade
* ラズベリー Kiwi
* Strawberry
* イチゴ Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C サワー Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

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My 質問 of Love;; Fear of Loving あなた && Used Me

posted by lollipopszx3

Did あなた really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be もっと見る than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special 日
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that 日
there was lots to be 発言しました
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When あなた発言しました "I 愛 you"
I 発言しました "I 愛あなた too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be もっと見る
What if I did...

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上, ページのトップへ 10 ways to freak out your roomate

posted by chowjoyi

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) 移動する everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an 象 weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...