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I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. あなた will never find anybody who can give あなた a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell あなた that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling あなた that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed によって the federal government is entertainment.
5. あなた should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests あなた think she's pregnant unless あなた can see an...

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan あなた money, tell them あなた just filed for bankruptcy and あなた could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, または is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If あなた get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping または whatever. See how long that commission...

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines 記事 sometime after this I'm going to make an 記事 of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique 一覧 with some underrated characters, especially at the 上, ページのトップへ of my list. Please leave a コメント about what あなた think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

Just like my heroines 記事 I started out my 記事 with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...