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This ランダム 壁紙 contains ブナ, ブナの木, 葛, クズ, クズバイン, and プエラリア・ロバータ. There might also be イボタノキヘッジ, 当事者ヘッジ, イボタの垣根, 河畔林, 森林, 渓畔林, ベイマツ, ダグラス・ファー, and ダグラスファー.

Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".

3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.

5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.

9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your 机, デスク is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask あなた to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a ランダム 年 and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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Dear Noah, We could've sworn あなた 発言しました the ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.

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Airlines have banned passengers from taking tweezers on board... Anybody who can hijack a plane using a set of tweezers deserves the freakin plane.

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The guy who puts down イヌ at animal shelters must not get alot of women. "And what do あなた do for a living?" "...I kill puppies."

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Do あなた know what happens to 100% of people who eat carrots? THEY DIE.

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The worst time to have a ハート, 心 attack is during a game of charades.

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You cannot bring sexy back without a receipt.

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"Want to play the rape game?"...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get
to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as あなた see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are あなた tired of always ordering ピザ the same way? Well, this lists will keep あなた entertained for over 90 ピザ orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If あなた don't straighten up, I'm going to knock あなた into the middle of 次 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I 発言しました so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me もっと見る LOGIC .


"If あなた fall out of that スイング and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought あなた had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see あなた get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, あなた look like the guy in the picture 次 to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet あなた I can grab that gun before あなた finish 書く my ticket.
So, あなた on the take, または what?
Aren't あなた the guy from the village people?
Do あなた know why あなた pulled me over? Okay, just...
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