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One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.

It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed によって the state.

Dogs must have a permit signed によって the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three または もっと見る on private property.

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.

It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.

Whaling is illegal.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm 動物 in your boots.

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posted by marksmen456
 Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
Pyramid Head Slashing SlenderMan.
The sound of a Large object on the floor,Being dragged in this,Foggy,Ominous place, What was this place? It was Silent Hill, That noise あなた hearing,Is none other than Pyramid Head, Dragging his sword around,Searching for James. He always does,For he is the Guilt,And the Excecutioner.

The Fog,That,Never ending Fog,It will always be there, But, Something Broke that mist, A tall figure, Wearing a Classical suit, With no face, Having these, Tendrils bursting out of his back. He stood there, In the mist,Alone.

Pyramid Head, Who saw something, Turned, Seeing this, Tall, Slender Man He looked at the...
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If あなた consider it a sport to gather your 食 によって drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all 日 hoping that the 食 will swim by, あなた might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each 年 because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, あなた might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy クイーン is closed from November through April, あなた might live in Michigan .

If あなた instinctively walk like a ペンギン for five months out of the year, あなた might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The もっと見る he gives to others, the もっと見る he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer または もっと見る flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a 情報源 of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever あなた ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of あなた bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of あなた bastards who are getting on, get your 尻, お尻 in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want あなた to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When あなた come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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1.Guys HATE sluts.(unless they are one themselves)

2."Hey are u busey?" または "Are あなた doing something later?" are two phrases to help prevent awkward silences.

3.Guys may be flirting around all 日 long but before they go to sleep they always think of the girls they truely care about.

4. Before guys call u they reherse what they are about to say so that way they dont sound like a total looser. (But 9 times out of 10 they get nervous when u pick up the phone and forget it all)

5. Guys go CRAZY over a girls smile.

6.Guys will do anything just to get attention from あなた girls.

7.Guys hate it when u talk...
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20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick 尻, お尻 in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My お気に入り Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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10. Blind People Dream

People who become blind after birth can see 画像 in their dreams. People who are born blind do not see any images, but have dreams equally vivid involving their other senses of sound, smell, touch and emotion. It is hard for a seeing person to imagine, but the body’s need for sleep is so strong that it is able to handle virtually all physical situations to make it happen.

9. あなた Forget 90% of your Dreams

Within 5 分 of waking, half of your dream if forgotten. Within 10, 90% is gone. The famous poet, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, woke one morning having had a fantastic...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?


If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes によって waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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-The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

-Our eyes never grow, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

-A sneeze can exceed the speed of 100 mph.

-The most common blood type in the world is type O.

-The rarest blood type in the world is type A-H, less than 12 people have it.

-Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

-You consume 1/10 of a calorie every time あなた lick a stamp.

-It takes もっと見る calories to eat a piece of セロリ than the セロリ provides あなた with.

-Many people think eating 魚 makes あなた もっと見る intelligent.(sorry - it doesn't)

-Some lions mate 50 times a day.

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posted by hetaliaitaly
1.at school when its lunch run around the school saying 'THE SKY IS FALLING RUN AWAY RUN WAY IT WILL CRUSH US ALL' in a dramatic voice.

2.in class stand at the front of the room and stare and everyone then shout 'WHAT ARE U LOSES STARING AT whatever it is it must be beautiful and handsom' do an amazing pose.

3.at a shopping mall ride up and down on the escalators and shout 'OMG THE GROUND IS MOVING ITS AN EARTHQUAKE RUN' and try running up the escalator thats going down.

4.in a shopping mall sit in the middle of an isle and sing a song.

5.at school go around hugging everyone of the same sex and...
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1.skip randomly
2.pretend あなた have a ランダム obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the 次 few days and buy all sorts of ラマ related stuff then one 日 dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several もっと見る times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of あなた so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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posted by zanesaaomgfan
1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom

2. Tell him あなた met a guy in school

3. Sing a song he hates

4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do あなた listen to that crap?"

5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"

6. Call him によって his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]

7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"

8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your お気に入り guy[If あなた hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson または some who あなた like ALLOT!]

9. Come ホーム saying あなた found your true...
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