Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))
F = Friend M = Me
F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?
Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.
F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.
M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.
The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.
Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin
Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.
I'll write もっと見る soon!!!