Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO あなた WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
あなた CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY あなた HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY 日 (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
雌犬 WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT 尻, お尻 CUZ あなた CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first 日 after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do あなた want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do あなた 愛 me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do あなた think that one 日 あなた may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can あなた キッス me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do あなた think that あなた may パンチ me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the 上, ページのトップへ in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first 日 after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do あなた want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do あなた 愛 me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do あなた think that one 日 あなた may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can あなた キッス me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do あなた think that あなた may パンチ me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the 上, ページのトップへ in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best フレンズ and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 次 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the 次 morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.