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posted by ilovetowrite
1-Accept that it's already happened to you. It's your life history now. あなた can never changed the past but あなた must accept it with new belief that future could be better and try to もっと見る be focused on the future. Leave the past behind so 移動する on. Remember, life always has ups and downs.

2-Cry as long as あなた want until あなた feel tired and bored. Do not hold up the tears. After あなた cry, あなた go to look yourself in front of a mirror and say this many times till あなた feel energized again. Don't forget to say it with your style, "I am a winner and passed, you're just a loser."

3-Watch some funny videos...
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posted by Tamar20
Have あなた ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this 記事 is right for you! Hahaha. あなた know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that あなた have to go to the bathroom, and that あなた think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are あなた doing okay in there?". To make it even もっと見る annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...
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posted by Bananaaddict
This 一覧 was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My お気に入り are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round 表, テーブル was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much あなた push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...
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1.    When a stranger helps me pick up something I accidentally dropped
2.    When the DJ plays a song I requested
3.    Reading my old diaries/journals
4.    Hearing good results from the dentist
5.    Coming ホーム after being away for a while
6.    The fresh feeling after I wash my face
7.    Getting in line before it gets long
8.    Being in the car while its going through an electric car wash
9.    Finding out your having...
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I was scrolling across deviantART, and came across this HIGHLY shocking news that everyone needs to know about right now!

We all know about copyright infringement and the numerous laws preventing us from using copyrighted material. Some sites and companies take these things very seriously if あなた do not have permission from 発言しました company. But there are sites and companies that's only ask that あなた give credit where credit is due. Thankfully like DA.

Now, over the past few days I have just been strolling thru the Internet, visiting some of my fav sites to chill on, and every site has been posting...
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posted by Thecharliejay
100 Ways to Annoy People
1.Get to know a フレンズ bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
2.Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
3.Call other people "Champ" または "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
4.Drum on every available surface.
5.Sing the バットマン theme incessantly.
6.Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
7.Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
8.Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
9.Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
10.Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
11.Insist on giving...
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posted by lloonny
1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear スーパーマン pajamas. スーパーマン wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a ハート, 心 attack. His ハート, 心 isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first あなた don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on 火災, 火 with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!

If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.

I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.

Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!

Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by WildTiger
GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So あなた have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! こんにちは girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did あなた know キス is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken スープ actually makes あなた feel better. 94% of boys would 愛 it if あなた sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your 上, ページのトップへ lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult あなた when they like you! 89% of guys want あなた to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. チョコレート will make あなた feel better! Most...
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posted by TruBerries
Reminder: Please don't misunderstand my tone when I write things. If I were being smart または yelling, I'd be killing the バッジ right now(lol) but I'm just being real. That's just who I am.

All right, it seems as though every 月 there's someone posting a picture of themselves in a 質問 asking 'am I pretty', 'rate me from 1-10', または whatever and I must admit, it's extremely annoying. ファンポップ is not the place to be posting pictures of yourselves on here knowing that everyone's プロフィール is vulnerable for the taking. I mean it's your decision if あなた want to do that, but I believe it's not safe...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
In life, there will always be people that あなた don't like, that don't like you. But that's one of the challenges in life, being the bigger person, not letting someone else destroy your life.

For instance, there's two students in a class. The first one is attractive, popular. They're a horrible person, yet they have the school wound round their little finger.
The 秒 student however, is the most beautiful person inside. They're intelligent, natural, yet they're unpopular, and don't have a lot of friends.
The teacher has a seating plan, and has put these two students 次 to eachother. The first...
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1. Go to www.google.com and look up funny things that most people would hate.
2. Draw on Justin Beibers face.(french guy, hearts, ect.)
3. sit and watch tv then call ur friend and tell her every detail of what u were watching. dont forget quotes.
4. Yell at a sibling then scream across the house to ur mom tht ur sibling yelled @ u bcuz u called her a midget.
5. Scream to ur friend that あなた had fun in Montanna and that uve nvr been there.
6. Run around thhe neighborhood until u get dizzy
7. Look up how to play a sport u have no interest in then tell ur parents all about the sport and say u dont like it. then change ur mind and ssay あなた 愛 it. then change it again and do that untill your parents get anoyed.
8. Tell ur sister または brother that she/he's a brat then give them a hug.
9.scream to the computer that u miss your dad. even if he's standing right there.
10. tell justin beiber's pic on the internet that he's a jerk, then apologize.
posted by happyfreak
A friend of mine has another friend that is addicted to meth. She found this and gave it to her friend. She then gave me a copy because she 発言しました it was sad and cared enough to let me know what meth is and does.

This poem was written によって a young Indiana girl who was in jail for drug charges, and was addicted to Meth. She wrote this while in jail. As あなた will soon read, she fully grasped the horrors of the drug, as she tells in this simple, yet profound poem. She was released from jail, but, true to her story, the drug owned her. They found her dead not long after, with the needle still in her...
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Below are 4 questions. Answer them instantly. あなた can't take your time. Answer them immediately. No pencil または paper! OK?

Let's find out just how smart and clever あなた really are.

Ready? ...


FIRST QUESTION: あなた are participating in a race. あなた overtake the 秒 person. What position are あなた in?

ANSWER: If あなた answer that あなた are first, then あなた are absolutely wrong! If あなた overtake the 秒 person and あなた take his place, あなた are second! Try not to screw up in the 次 question.

To answer the 秒 question, don't take as much
time as あなた took for the first question.

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posted by cute20k
Do あなた have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause あなた to spit and ask あなた not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. あなた fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?

A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. あなた blow me hard . What am I?

Chewing gum

5. All 日 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator

6. I...
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Here are the signs:

1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2. Someone at work tells あなた a joke and あなた say "LOL".

3. あなた watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

4. あなた have called out someone's screen name while making 愛 to your significant other.

5. あなた keep begging your フレンズ to get an account so "we can hang out".

6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.

8. あなた have to get a 2d phone line just so あなた can call ピザ Hut.

9. あなた go into labour and あなた stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're...
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posted by TDIlover4ever
1. If あなた have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, あなた have $1.19. あなた also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

2. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the リンカーン Memorial.

3. President Kennedy was the fastest ランダム speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

4. In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

5. Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

6. The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
found on different websites, but crazy baby names have been driving me nuts. Time to get the word out that parents need to stop and think before they let the doctor put pen to paper.

Al Bino (albino)
Amanda Lynn (a mandolin)
Anna Sassin (an assassin)
Annie Howe (any how)
Barb Dwyer (barbed wire)
Barry Cade (barricade)
Ben Dover (bend over)
Brighton Early (bright and early)
Brock Lee (broccoli)
Chris クロス (criss-cross)
Chris P. ベーコン (crispy bacon)
Constance Noring (constant snoring)
Crystal Ball
Crystal Claire Waters (crystal clear waters)
Dan Druff (dandruff)
Richard Burns (dick burns)
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when あなた want to get kicked out of the DMV. によって Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of あなた do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps あなた guys, GREAT! if anyone has any 質問 most likely i will be もっと見る than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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