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yea mmhm i know these have been 投稿されました alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality または sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope あなた like!!! This was written によって me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time 読書 my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help あなた feel better. And who knows, over time あなた might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an 作者 :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If あなた love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids によって their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and ガー in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. ガー simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, もっと見る または less a link with the United States. If あなた look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses もっと見る firmly. 線, レイ Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup または sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ケシャ babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds あなた of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his バービー girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his ホーム adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he 回答 he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the 情報源 of much amusement.

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"If あなた are a burglar, then we're probably at ホーム cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's 安全, 安全です to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write または draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on または off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to 表示する the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of あなた just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your ブリーフケース または purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name タグ to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell あなた all these: What dates & Why あなた don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's 日
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday または the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, あなた know how if あなた see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why あなた ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would あなた want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 年 old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. あなた fall down the stairs.

2. A 木, ツリー falls down on you.

3. A ラマ spits in your face.

4. あなた eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. あなた are making out with a person and then あなた trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your 枕 gets a face and bites あなた head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate あなた and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, あなた get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that あなた are going to die, then あなた die.

11. When あなた are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying ランダム things until u cry laughing
5. continue 読書 this
6. Walk up to siblings and say ランダム things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on フェイスブック and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up カケス, ジェイ leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add ランダム people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are あなた addicted? Are あなた a super fan? Are あなた just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are あなた on ファンポップ too much?

1. あなた see something あなた like, and think Oh, I want to ファン that club!

2. あなた start shipping people あなた know または see.

3. あなた hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. あなた hear something awesome and immediately want to go on ファンポップ and change your motto.

5. あなた hear something and あなた want to コメント on it.

6. あなた have great ideas of something あなた should post on ファンポップ at completely ランダム times of day.

7. あなた get a new お気に入り and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will あなた marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no もっと見る 落花生, ピーナッツ butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and あなた have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely ランダム things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as あなた can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as あなた can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend あなた try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT または IT WON'T WORK AND あなた WILL WISH あなた HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK あなた OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT あなた ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise あなた WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. 次 to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS あなた WANT. ~ 3....
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The 上, ページのトップへ six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as あなた have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command または File Name" is about as informative as

"If あなた don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as あなた make a commitment to one, あなた find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around あなた has an attitude problem
2.your adding チョコレート chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything あなた say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive あなた crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and あなた just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to パンチ someone without a reason
12.if あなた start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if あなた were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give あなた 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so あなた know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a メリダとおそろしの森 who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This メリダとおそろしの森 had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that あなた just wanna パンチ in the face , then someohow , あなた end up in a relationship with them , あなた fall in 愛 , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing あなた want to burn either (:]) Well if あなた still have feelings for that person im gonna help あなた get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap あなた guys (: , ohk so あなた could first start off によって doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave あなた on 火災, 火 ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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