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posted by invadercalliope
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? あなた know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let あなた go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are あなた enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."

Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."

Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling あなた how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."

Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
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Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason あなた have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail あなた out of jail and tell あなた what あなた did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit 次 to あなた saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about あなた with direct 名言・格言 from you.

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1.skip randomly
2.pretend あなた have a ランダム obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the 次 few days and buy all sorts of ラマ related stuff then one 日 dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several もっと見る times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of あなた so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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These are my 上, ページのトップへ 15 LEAST お気に入り セレブ and just like with my 上, ページのトップへ 15 お気に入り セレブ 一覧 I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell あなた how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to 表示する that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a 一覧 like this pretty much just 発言しました they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my 一覧 and please keep in mind this is just my...
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posted by milorox18
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horoscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our フレンズ don't say "hi" によって punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating チョコレート once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... あなた know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister または brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 音楽 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a パン サンドイッチ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat または dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect. Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.

And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?


If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.

2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. あなた are going to fail the class completely no matter what あなた get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read 質問 aloud, ディベート your 回答 with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure あなた can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five 分 into it, loudly say to the...
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posted by bubble_babe
1) when meeting them for the frist time walk up to him/her and say "thanks あなた for having me, i will try not to bit あなた または the....others" like a evil sad little girl/boy

2) if ur teachers yell at you, または u get into a fight in front of him.her say "fine, i'll just go back to my bunny friends" then stand tall and look proud an say "i'm a bad bunny."

3) be frist in line all the time, and if someone is infront of あなた start a debat on who should be frist

4)ask the teacher to hold your hand while going down the stairs. re-peat this untill they say no then start crying and say "did ur father/mother do...
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I was born on a 落花生, ピーナッツ plantation 62 秒 before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", によって Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis ドレイク, ドレーク showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of チョコレート ファッジ cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, または eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the 日 I was born.
posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a ピザ

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would あなた please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation あなた are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...
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1.if they let あなた touch their ipodの, ipod computer または mp3 削除 every thing on it!

2.when they try to sleep flicker the lights off and on!

3.when they go with あなた to the store または something yell "WHY ARE あなた FOLLOWING ME I'M TRYING TO LIVE MY FREAKING LIFE!"

4.tell you're mom または dad they took crack and now are humping the bathtub!

5.cut their hair in there sleep

6.hide their pet and say あなた saw get run over

7.yell"this is a very nice box!!!" as loud as あなた can in their room

8.dump out their 7-up and take to the bathroom then pee in it

9.at the mall say "give me money i want this i want it it it it it it...
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