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Reverse thinspo

added by loonybug

Source: tumblr

i just wonder if あなた guys like this better, またはあなた don't like pictures of girls at all

写真

This ランダム写真 contains 裸の脚, パンスト, 体にぴったり合ったズボン, 体にぴったり合いました, 素足, スキンタイトパンツ, スキンタイト, skintight パンツ, skintight, 靴下, ホース, タイツ, and レオタード. There might also be ストッキング, 遊び着, 演劇, サポートホース, サポートストッキング, and サポートホースサポートストッキング.

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Bill Gates Goes to Hell

posted by x-menobsessed26

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up によって St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send あなた to Heaven または Hell. After all, あなた enormously helped society によって putting a computer in almost every ホーム in America, yet あなた also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let あなた decide where あなた want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let あなた visit both places briefly,...

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100 ways to annoy a ピザ man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press ランダム numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival ピザ place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their 質問 with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 ランダム ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried によって me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to ランダム people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw ポップコーン at ランダム people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were あなた following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, あなた run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do あなた follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do あなた have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man または YMCA
5. パンチ someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on 上, ページのトップへ of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and パンチ all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as ジーザスまたは Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Zodiac:Scorpio

posted by KitkatKaysa

Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The サソリ, スコーピオン
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...

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Things that will get on someone's nerves

posted by TDAPlayer158

1. Walk up to a ランダム person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a ランダム person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person あなた are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a ランダム person the same gender as あなた and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" または "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a ランダム man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."

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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him あなた saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house 歌う Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the 上, ページのトップへ of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it によって Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. 表示する him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad コメント please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime あなた read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If あなた are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

meebo
(meebo) :meebo: *meebo*
positive
(smile) :) :-) =) =-)
:D :-D x-D X-D (grin)
(angel) O:)
fun
(lol) x-D X-D :))
:P :-P
(wink) ;) ;-)
;P ;-P
:'D
:-> :>
(cool) B) B-) 8) 8-)
:-* :*
:pirate: (arr) (arrr) (pirate) P)
<:-p <:o) <:-P (party)
confused
:S :-S :s :-s :? :-?
(hmm)
: :-
oops
:x :X :-X :-x
negative
(mad) >>:( >:( >>:-( >:-(
(sad) :( :-(
(roll) (rolleyes)
:T :-T
:< :-<
(evil) (devil) >:) >>:) >>:-) >:-)
(angry) >:o
neutral
(neutral) :| :-| Meebo Emoticons
Guide によって cute20k 投稿されました 2 分前

meebo
(meebo)...

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things あなた don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can あなた make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, ピアノ , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , あなた know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping カート and switch the items with stuff from the person 次 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen あなた in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of あなた on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. 移動する "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...

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Useless ランダム Facts.

posted by nessienjake

All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy ヒイラギ, ホリー died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If あなた toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card 発言しました he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame 通り, ストリート were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....

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Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab

posted by BellaCullen96

Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your pocket and say, "Oops, I forgot."
Ask the person 次 to あなた if they know how to tap into top-secret 五角形, 米国防総省 files.
Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the 削除 key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever あなた hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
Attempt to eat your computer's mouse.
Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
Borrow someone else's keyboard によって reaching over, saying "Excuse...

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10 things that drive me nuts!!

posted by pollyloveshouse

Just plaln annoying!!

Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some もっと見る that I came up with too, hope あなた enjoy!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to 検索 the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...