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 When あなた see it, bricks will be shat.
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Red circles...what's the big deal? There's nothing in the red ci-HOLY SHIT!
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scary
red circles
mindfuck
when あなた see it
shit bricks
omfg
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This ランダム 写真 contains 通り, 都市現場, 都市環境, ストリート, 都市, 都市設定, and 都市のシーン設定. There might also be 長屋, タウンハウス, 行家, 町の家, 褐色砂岩, 茶色の石, ブラウンス トーン, ダイナー, and 食堂.

によって a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much もっと見る successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why フレッド and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have あなた ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man 次 to me!
I puked on the last person who flew 次 to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would あなた look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....
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posted by akatsuki_otaku
Pick the 月 あなた were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran shirtless with
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed
8 (Aug) -I smoked with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - i hugged
11 (Nov) - I ran naked with
12 (Dec) - I banged

Pick the 日 (number) あなた were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -a hobo
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bag of weed
18 - the kool-aid...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister または brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your 音楽 really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a パン サンドイッチ

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat または dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started 書く it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if あなた don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest あなた don't read it. :)




[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your フレンズ and either forget all about us または tell a story about the hideous freak あなた met tonight. あなた don’t know me, if あなた did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have フレンズ - except my brother....
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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

If あなた can't drink and drive, why do あなた need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

Do あなた need a silencer if あなた are going to shoot a mime?

Have あなた ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11...
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posted by fanfly
 How do they do that?
How do they do that?
For teamsalvatore98 and anyone else who wants to make a ファンポップ banner but doesn't know where to start.


You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint ショップ Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.




Create your banner template

Open up your program and create a new file.
Size: 800x100
Background: black
File type: JPEG

The dimensions are very important. If the banner is too tall it will get cropped off when あなた add it. If it's not wide enough it will get stretched. Even 1 pixel's difference can affect the quality.
Save this basic file as your banner template to use 次 time.

 または あなた can just use this template! But make sure to click on it to get the full size.
Or あなた can...
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