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posted by prussiaducky
1. PAY ATTENTION! Even though paying attention is hard and focus is laying else where, paying attention is a huge part and connects to all fields of school. Homework, クイズ and tests, participation, and notes all depend on how much あなた pay attention. Sleep and eating breakfast usually helps your focus :)

2. BEHAVE AND PARTICIPATE! Keep your eyes glued on the concept または teacher, and don't be influenced to stray else where. Just raise your had if あなた know the answer, または ask an educated question. Other than that, BE QUIET!

3. HOMEWORK! this is the one of the fundamentals of getting an easy...
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posted by i_luv_Pelon_xxx
Its not finished yet but I'm gonna continue it...this is (will be) also avadable on my DA account

One day, a little girl named kaluri was at the zoo. She loved monkeys, she loved throwing the chips for them, but mostly attrackted seagulls and other un-monkey like flying pests. She loved turtals too, untill one farted on her and turned her insane. Right now, she is sitting in a mental heatbox in a mental ホーム for mental hoes and can't stop shaking her head from side to side and moving it round it a サークル, 円 like some retarded freak. She also eats air, don't do drugs kids. This child...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. 愛 yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
What i feel on the inside is not what i 表示する on the outside i dont 表示する 愛 i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell あなた how i feel because the hurt deep within my ハート, 心 is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say または how they feel i always think my life is not real.

(over 100 teens each 年 kill themselves または think suicide because of being bullied または teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps あなた but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so あなた guy will need a babysitter!

*10 分 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9

*59 分 later*
Amber:I wuv お茶, 紅茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are あなた doing?
Amber:Having a お茶, 紅茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by ultimatefredde
I just wanted to share my story.

My parents were both killed when I was 3, I had no フレンズ and people on the 通り, ストリート kept laughing at me, One 日 an old man decided to adopt me, he was like a father to me, when I turned 10, he revelaed to me he was the C.E.O of the police here on Mexico. He decided to let me in for a while, however 2 years later my new "father" died due to medical problems, I also was told tha tI had 2 brothers, which also died, an dbesides the time I went to school, I was bullied and had no 愛 life. right now I´m 16, Im still at the station and no longer go to school, I just want to find a true friend and true love, and I hope あなた ファンポップ users can listen to this, and support me as much as I willl support all of you.
posted by merlinfanatic
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four 質問 to determine the level of your intellect.
Your 返信 must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating または wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: あなた are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in 秒 place.
In which position are あなた now?

If あなた answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. あなた overtook the 秒 runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the 次 質問 try not to be so dumb.
2 : If あなた overtake the last...
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posted by reb1009
1. bugmenot[/url] website that forces あなた to register.

2. DailyLit – read your お気に入り 本 によって Eメール (on your PC, mobile, etc.).

3. FranceRadio – neat MP3 検索 Engine that lets あなた Find, Play and Download お気に入り MP3s for FREE.

4. Google SMS – provides mobile users with a quick access (via SMS) to a wide range of practical information and tools (i.e. business listings (pizzerias, shops, etc.), weather, movie listings, driving directions, currency converter and lots more.

5. Podlinez – listen to your お気に入り podcasts from any phone. Just enter the RSS feed URL for the desired podcast...
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dear diary, today was the worst - first a car ran over my lunch so i had to rob somebody's lunch money, 秒 i got a F on my history paper, third mrs perrywinkle slaped me with her ベルト serosly this is the 21 centery your not aloud to slap teenagers with belts, and forth when i got ホーム my history paper fell out of my bag and my mother picked it up and started 読書 it so what did i do, i rushed upstairs into my room 1 秒 later i hear my mother scream off the 上, ページのトップへ of her lungs LILLY GET あなた BUT DOWN HERE...NOW!!!!!!!! god i said, so i go down. what is this she 発言しました uuummm my homework...
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Sometimes all it takes is a small gesture to totally change someone’s day. When あなた sense that someone cares for あなた または is putting your concerns ahead of their own あなた often have your outlook totally transformed to something もっと見る positive and warm. Here are some small ways to make someone’s day.

1. Smile
2. Open doors
3. Offer a シート, 座席 at your 表, テーブル in a busy cafe
4. Make eye contact
5. Shout a workmate a coffee for no reason
6. Start a conversation with someone who looks lonely
7. Listen
8. Share a tip that has helped あなた out in your life recently
9. Give money to beggars without conditions attached...
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posted by ladyshela
Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams あなた are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes あなた a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to あなた is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean あなた are weak!
It only means that
you are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up...
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posted by montgomeryraina
got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the 上, ページのトップへ of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on ファンタジー Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth,...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The サソリ, スコーピオン
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...
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posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when あなた want to get kicked out of the DMV. によって Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy 次 to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over によって a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people 次 to あなた look at あなた funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down 次 to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your お気に入り 表示する the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big 表示する number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Answer their 質問 with questions

Ask if あなた they can put 食 color in the cheese.

Ask them to deliver it in a limo.

Ask to see a menu

Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again

Ask about ピザ maintenance and repair.

Ask for a deal available somewhere else.

Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a コメント about his abs.

Ask if the ピザ has had its shots

Ask if the ピザ is organically grown

Ask if them for a free 日付 with one of the staff if あなた make order over $30.

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description...
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posted by i8ab
Everyday at my house I see a little ghost girl. Earlier at 9:00 when I was washing my hands I heard splashing. So I turned around and saw the ghost girl's head in the toilet. I got so scared i screamed, squirted soap at the face,flushed the toilet, and ran out the bathroom and hit my head on the ウォール so hard I fell over. A few 分 later I opened my eyes and saw my dad,mom,and my older sister Victoria staring at me asking if I was okay. I 発言しました "Yes,I'm fine. I just saw a ghost head in the toilet" "Nonsense. Ghosts aren't real" my mom said. But behind Victoria I saw a ghost man. His head...
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posted by CullenProperty
All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal; The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair & now... the wax.

Read on...

My night began as any other normal weeknight; Came home, fixed dinner, play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the 次 few hours; 'Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet...' So, I head to the site of my demise; The Bathroom.

It was one of those 'Cold Wax' kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, あなた just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm & あなた peel them...
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posted by jblovesme4ever
[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add もっと見る on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ 音楽 vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...
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NOT によって ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when あなた think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever あなた have to say during commercials.
3. If あなた don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about あなた ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like あなた to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that あなた can eat all you...
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posted by patrisha727
I have a WHOLE 一覧 of facts in my computer so もっと見る will be coming! ^_^

To win a ゴールド disc, an album needs to sell 100,000 copies in Britain, and 500,000 in the United States.

Music was sent down a telephone line for the first time in 1876, the 年 the phone was invented.

The CD was developed によって Philips and Sony in 1980.
o About one-third of recorded CDs are pirated.
Ireland has won the most Eurovision song contests (7 times).

Annie Lennox holds the record for the most Brit awards (8).

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody によって Queen, released in 197

The British, the highest per capita...
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