A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then あなた can say it fowards.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the ビール gets drunk.
20. プリン Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the アニメ she's hyper, active and has the best 愛 interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, ロスト the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured によって the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the ディズニー princess naive,...
1: Post an artical like this! 2: Go to the community pool. 3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute. 4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you. 5: Look up your least お気に入り teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard 6: Get together with your フレンズ and go to the mall または something that guys do 7: Go nightswimming 8: Grab your ipodの, ipod and lay on your ベッド listening to every song on it. 9: Look up ランダム people in your yearbook and if あなた know them call them. 10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD
-are あなた from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see -did it hurt when あなた fell from heaven -excuse me, I've seem to have ロスト my number, can I have yours -if あなた were a booger I'd pick あなた first -help the homeless...take me ホーム with you -oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth -there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you -hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest -do あなた have a map? Because I keep getting ロスト in your eyes -hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart -hi, I'm new...
1. Smile 2. Laugh 3. Run your fingers through your hair 4. Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder 5. Give them a hug 6. Tease them 7. Complement their clothes 8. Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you" 9. Whisper 10. Offer them a blanket または コート if it's cold 11. Offer to buy them a drink 12. Lean...
Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This 記事 is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be もっと見る than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've 発言しました here isn't understandable.