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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are あなた really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he 発言しました that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can あなた tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you,...
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posted by ThatDarnHippo
This a little something I wrote for my English class after we read The Modest Proposal. We had to write our own modest proposals on modern 日 issues, and mine is on gay rights. It's short and to the point, so I won't be wasting too much of your time.
WARNING: some of the content may be offensive. Please realize that this is a satire (though I really do mean to offend people). 愛 または hate me for it, I don't care. Enjoy.


A Modest Proposal
Discrimination has always been a problem in this country. Only 50 years 前 were blacks 与えられた the same rights as white people. Now, a big issue is discrimination...
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if あなた can try the harmomonica または the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes によって waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!"
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the "master of the pan flute".
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
8. Wear...
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posted by theprettiergirl
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite ネックレス on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me 魚 all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast あなた need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and あなた will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and あなた will get a tail but あなた do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also あなた will get powers when あなた do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on あなた but the spell the got put on あなた will end in the mornings.
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Okay so if あなた live on the eastcoast u are probably getting used to the snow..........so even if u aren't, everybody has the problem of having nothing to do when it snows but sled. So these are a few of the things that i enjoy to do.........hehe!

1. Fill balloons with water. Then leave them outside overnight.............yeah i'm this stupid. The 次 day, cut the balloons off and あなた got.........AN ICE BALL!! (i usually make like 15) Then use them to pay dodgeball. This is especially fun to do in deep snow, when あなた can barely 移動する as it is. Technically, u could use them to do various things,...
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posted by scarlet009
1. Men like to barbeque. Men will cook if danger is involved.


2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.


3. If あなた buy your husband または boyfriend a video camera, for the first few weeks he has it, lock the door when あなた go to the bathroom.


4. Most husbands’ または men’s early films end with a scream and a flush.


5. Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of “rich” usually cancels out the nice of “bald”


6. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are もっと見る women than men, it...
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posted by xneville_rocksx
1. Know how to make あなた smile when あなた are down

2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but あなた always notice.

3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence .

4. Give あなた the remote control during the game

5. Come up behind あなた and put his arms around あなた

6. Play with your hair .

7. His hands always find yours .

8. Be cute when he really wants something.

9. Offer あなた plenty of massages

10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork .

11. Never run out of 愛 .

12. Be funny , but know how to be serious

13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious

14. Be patient when あなた take...
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