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posted by taytrain97
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are あなた really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can あなた speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of あなた now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: あなた are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought あなた were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
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If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase によって 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual 水着 issue...
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posted by karpach_13
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The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. あなた have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets あなた a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If あなた want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if あなた are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by karpach_13
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101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten 分 intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people あなた can get
to 登録する in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department によって sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as あなた see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by thespikedturtle
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Ugh...

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one あなた may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, によって today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by jedigal1990
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hello my fellow awsome ランダム fanpopers,
i'm writting this 記事 to get some things off my chest because lately i have been stressed out and worried all becuase of this spt and i want to see if i'm worried for nothing.
ever since these picks came out with justin and then they were followed によって picks about posting twilight and justin stuff on here alot has been going through my mind and some of the コメント have got me worried i was 読書 through them and i was really worried that some people thought of me as a mean offensive person and though i usually don't care what people think i really...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule によって mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a マフィン at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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posted by milorox18
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REMEMBER WHEN ...

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing あなた could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy あなた were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all あなた wanted to do

WAS GROW UP?
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あなた want = あなた want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious によって now.

Do what あなた want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want あなた to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, あなた moron!

You're ... so manly = あなた need a shave and あなた sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all あなた ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This キッチン is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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