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posted by Surfer_Girl_16
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._. または (._.) indecisive
:-) または =] または :) または =) または :] または :^) または :D または :^D Smile または happy
:-L または =L または o¬o Drool または Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( または =( または D: または D= Frown または Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP または XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD または XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S または :s または =S または =s confused
:Þ または :þ または =b または =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ または : または =/ または = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, または a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...
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posted by Irk_Invader_Eve
AGONY
I am here. I am everywhere
Every place you've been I have waited
Every face you've seen I have worn
I have not one name but thousands
I come on the wings of an epidemic
Of a massacre
A lone scream in the night
Announced によって the distant thunder of a war
or the bleat of the slaughtered calf
I visit the dying in their burning skin
Devour the bodies of the sick
I crush the hearts of the hopeful as I dance on the backs of the weak
Your greatest fears are my delight
With your cries あなた invite me in
I am the betrayal あなた could not have seen
The killer あなた thought あなた knew
One 日 I will be your mother または your...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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1. Why don't あなた go hump a teddy または something.

2. Stuff it up ya jumper.

3. go eat a dog shit

4. go suck ya mum

5. die block head

6. stick ya head in a feed bag

7. yo dawg go eat ya chum

8. yah smell like a fart

9. i may be dumb but im not stupid

(ok i know some of these are mean and some i would never use and i can add some もっと見る if u wan't me to I CAN ADD A MILLION もっと見る MUWAHAHAAAAAAAAA ............................................................................................................HAVE A NICE DAY)
posted by IloveMyLord
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In jealousy there is もっと見る of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
unknown
Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most 苦い of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only によって this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My フレンズ are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for あなた when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent によって Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the フード #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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What Color Of Socks Are あなた Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
ピンク = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are あなた Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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posted by Usui--takumi
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Why was Tigger looking in the bowl??
He was trying to find pooh.
There were three men on an airplane, one of them decides to bring a baby.There is a crash and only three parachutes so they leave the baby behind. When they get to the bottom they hear screaming. They find the baby on the ground. The dad of the baby says, '' How did あなた get down here? ''. The baby replies, '' Me not dumb, me not silly, me hold on to daddy's willy!''
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
A ペンギン rolling down a hill.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps her own boobs slap her.
Yo momma so dumb AND fat,...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
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Yup. タイトル says it all. Let's start, shall we?

The ロスト Hero...in my pants.
The Sum of all Fears...in my pants.
Green Eggs and Ham...in my pants.
Fairy School Dropout...in my pants.
Washington's Crossing...in my pants.
Diary of a Wimpy Kid...in my pants.
Lock and Key...in my pants.
Merciless...in my pants.
Citizen Soldiers...in my pants.
Joy of Cooking...in my pants.
Emotional Intellegence...in my pants.
Good to Great...in my pants.
Twenty Wishes...in my pants.
Finally...in my pants.
Cross My ハート, 心 and Hope to Spy...in my pants.
I'd Tell あなた I 愛 You, but then I'd Have to Kill You...in my pants.
Hannibal...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
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1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) 日本 is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a ランダム song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are もっと見る people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even 発言しました shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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posted by evangelinetom
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101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that あなた are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the ベッド holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say あなた know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors によって your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as あなた can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...
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posted by iluvsmj
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"I'm hungry." = I'm hungry.

"I'm sleepy." = I'm sleepy.

"I'm tired." = I'm tired.

"Do あなた want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Can I take あなた out to dinner?" = Same as Above

"Can I call あなた sometime?" = Same as Above

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give あなた a massage." = I want to feel your bare skin

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why あなた are making such a big deal out of this.

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are あなた going through now?

"I 愛 you, too." = Okay, I 発言しました it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I...
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posted by shelb18
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1. howl at the moon
2. eat applesauce
3. go out to the sidewalk and scream at your imaginary cat
4. Make your friend pee によって soaking their hand in warm water
5. peel bannanas then rub on your フレンズ face.
6. eat a leafy plant
7. go outside and act like donkey kong
8. play Dr. Phil with your friend
9. scream at the clock everytime it changes numbers and say あなた have a ghost clock until あなた get tired または pass out.
10. make ランダム コメント to your friend everytrime theres an awkward silence.
11. run around screaming Happy Birthday!
12. draw pictures of ランダム fruits
13. tell your friend she looks like Justin Bieber!
14. play house
15. watch Harry Potter #7 part 1.
16.Eat popcorn
17.play wii
18. go to wal mart at 1 in the morning and say あなた want breakfast.
19. eat チョコレート cake until あなた go crazy.
20.tell your friend shes a phsyco.
21. play kitchen
22. fool around on an IPod and scream the screen is changing and it's scaring me!
posted by ilovetech29
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1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 木, ツリー and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by invadercalliope
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These 名言・格言 are 名言・格言 with differnt meanings of フェレット または just the animal.
“If a フェレット bites あなた it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the 閲覧数 are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, あなた can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to フェレット it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and フェレット it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
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I if あなた want this to be funny, あなた might want to read または watch the harry potter 映画 and books. If あなた already have the just read.


1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told あなた あなた had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up によって 歌う ビーチ Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say あなた taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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INTRO-
She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

PRE-
She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

CHORUS1-
I said,
Why do あなた always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd あなた treat your life like a dream?

VS1-
She skipped over to the 4th pew
in...
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posted by taytrain97
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User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are あなた really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can あなた speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of あなた now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: あなた are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought あなた were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
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If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase によって 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual 水着 issue...
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