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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. How do あなた sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.

Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".

Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.

Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.

Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.

Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. あなた keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Q .. How to あなた keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Q .. What do あなた do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
posted by miniabby33
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime あなた see someon say a compleatly ランダム word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a お茶, 紅茶 party like あなた did when あなた were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes によって except old people


コメント and I will make more
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...
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posted by whatsupbugs
I owe a lot of thanks to the wonderful people of this website. I've learned a lot from all of あなた and have changed a lot as a person.

I used to not value friendship that much. I was born with autism so I tried to avoid having friends. I was cool with being によって my own, but a former ファンポップ member, named Harleenquinzel5 (Lola), became my first true friend on here. Her kindness and supportive nature made me care about friendship.

Since then, I've met several もっと見る wonderful people who have become close フレンズ of mine.

Thank あなた my friends. Your messages, comments, props, images, etc. give me tons of sunshine and make me appreciate my life even more.

Thank あなた for giving me the magic of friendship. You're amazing フレンズ that make ファンポップ a great place!
posted by legend_of_roxas
    In the article, Color Blindness: Psychological Effects, Jessika Bailey describes what color blindness is and how it affects the psychology of a person who is afflicted によって this disability. Color blindness is when one, two, または all retinal photoreceptors, または cones, in someone’s eyes are damaged または not working in some way. Bailey explains that this is usually caused によって a mutated X chromosome. Men that have one of this mutated chromosome get color blindness, and women must have two of this chromosome to get the disability as well. There are three types of cones in someone’s...
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posted by flippy_fan210
 Derpy
Derpy
yes, this is ripping off cupcakes. do not read of あなた don't like blood and gore. for those who don't know the characters, cadence and shining armor are at the bottom.

chapter 1: Cadence

Cadence was walking to Derpy's new bakery with Shining armor. Derpy 発言しました she had something extra special planned for the three of them. “where is the bakery anyways?” Cadence asked. “i think it's the one with the huge マフィン on top.” Shining armor replied. “yeah, that's gotta be it.” Cadence said, walking towards it. Shining armor followed her. They walked into the bakery, at first it looked as if...
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1.We are men we like sex.......it is like a constant dog barking at the gate, we leash this dog in a relationship and give あなた the key.....if あなた dont feed, water, and give the dog a ホーム he might break out....with this basic knowledge あなた can begin understanding men
2.Those cooments that あなた gossip and say we are soo cruel and misunderstanding.......we have a very weird sensor most things あなた are offended によって we think we are complimenting you....
3.We dont mind going shopping with you, but there are rules.
A.dont drag us around like イヌ holding your bags and not give us a reward.....atleast contemplate...
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posted by 16falloutboy
Patrick Stump: Dani?
Dani Benson: Yes?
Patrick Stump: あなた and me are gonna have a good time together tonight ;)
Dani Benson: Billie help me! Oh wait I don’t trust あなた to help me, Gerard help me!
Billie Joe Armstrong: Wha….you don’t trust me to do anything
Dani Benson: Yeah and I’d like to keep it that way
Billie Joe Armstrong: ………………
Dani Benson: XP
Patrick Stump: -rolls eyes-
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Dani Benson: Billie, get in your corner!
Billie Joe Armstrong: No!
Dani Benson: Get in your corner and think about what you’ve done!
Billie Joe Armstrong: I...
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posted by amdow98
Yes yes. The タイトル makes this seem urgent. Well I'm here to tell あなた about my life. Yea I'm growing up in a small town (well 2) and I'm pretty friendly. I had a bully in prschool. Yes a bully who thought she was the boss of everyone. Well I go to a Catholic School in my hometown. I 愛 it there. I have so many friends. And they like me for who I am. I currently do dance. My parents are divorced. I have 4 cats. I had a guinea pig, but she died. Thank あなた for your time :) God Bless Y'all <3333333

Things to annoy your sis:
Say something over and over again
Nugde her repetatively
Play Taylor 迅速, スウィフト 音楽 if she doesn't really like her(My sis isn't such a fan)
Do everything she does


That's pretty much it.
<3amdow98
I don't know why I'm bothering, nobody's gonna read it probably.. But after watching the famishly bad Nostalgia Critic review, and just how much Doug was missing the point, I wanted to make my own opinions on it.. I would call it a review, but this isn't rating the film as much as giving my personal opinions about it.. I'm not the first, there are many analyze 動画 on YouTube, it's been studied to death like The Shining.. So mine is a lot もっと見る simplified..

So I'll admit I wasn't always a huge ピンク Floyd ファン before this album. Obviously I do 愛 them now.. The ウォール really made a ピンク Floyd...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hi everybody. We're just gonna cut through the crossover parody today.
Audience: WHAT?!
Tom: Relax, I'm just joking.
Audience: Oh, *Laughing*
Master Sword: What is today's crossover parody Tom?
Tom: Storm Of The Century. It combines the fanfic, The Storm with the MLP episode, Swarm Of The Century. Let us begin.

Storm Of The Century

Starring everyone as theirselves

Fluttershy: *Sees a snowflake on the ground*...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well jeez, it's been one whole 年 since the COVID pandemic has come into the United States and もっと見る for the world. And while we progress closer to the vaccine, and hopefully a brighter, we have to ask ourselves questions. A lot of our world leaders seemed to have not made the best choices または had our best interests in mind. From the U.S. to China to Russia to the U.K. And so on and so forth. So with this pandemic being a 年 long, can we say that our world leaders have learned from this experience?




















Alright, that's all the time we have. Go back home, wash your hands, and tell your grandparents あなた 愛 them.
I found this link. This will last あなた days. XD


Between 1942 and 1944, Academy Awards were made of plaster.

John Madden is an accomplished ballroom dancer.


One out of three employees who received a promotion use a coffee mug with the company logo on it.


About a third of all Americans flush the toilet while they're still sitting on it.

According to Genesis 1:20-22 the chicken came before the egg.

Soldiers from every country salute with their right hand.

The microwave オーブン was invented によって mistake when an engineer testing a magnetron tube noticed that the radiation from it melted the チョコレート bar he...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a ランダム strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T あなた SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do あなた guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...
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1.I like pie

2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.

3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.

4.Dog 食 is a beautiful thing to watch when あなた are eating!

5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!

6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.

7.Heeeeeeeloo!

8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.

9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

10. Fartblossom!

11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)

12. Your face is disorted when あなた sleeeeeep.

13. Bye 発言しました Santa while eating Blitzen.
 Miku and Kaito
Miku and Kaito
20. Miku Hatsune and Kaito from "VOCALOID" I know it's kinda cheating because there voice synthesizers but there still animated in some of there 音楽 videos! There so cute together I had to put them on here.

19. Gakupo and Rin from "VOCALOID" I know I just did it again. But I 愛 them もっと見る then Kaito and Miku so they have to be on this too and besides the only other guy is her twin brother and I don't like incest.
 Gakupo and Rin
Gakupo and Rin

18. Ion and Esther from "Trinity Blood" Oh god I 愛 these two they start out hating each other then become close フレンズ または maybe more...I'd like to think so....
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not によって me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot または putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast 食 restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It should not be that difficult, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example.The name Coco-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-Kou-Ke-La. Unfortunately, the コーラ company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "Bite The Wax Tadpole" または "Female Horse Stuffed With Wax," depending on the dialect. コーラ then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "Ko-Kou-Ko-Le," which can be...
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posted by batgirl910
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.?

I have alot of guy フレンズ so i must be fucking every single one of them.?

I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.?

I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.?

My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.?

I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?

I’m フレンズ with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.?

I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.?

I’m black, so I must be ghetto.?

I’m black, so I must be stupid.?

I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.?

I’m bisexual, so I must get around.?

I’m straight...
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Not immediatly begin bf/gf. I wanna go back to the generation when a guy had to get permission from the girl’s parents to ask her out. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would physically call her and talk to her, not text. I wanna go back to the generation where your first キッス would be with someone you’ve been da
ting for months, not hookup with a guy あなた meet in a club. I wanna go back to the generation where a guy would give あなた his varsity jacket. I wanna go back to the generation where a girl can get any guy just によって wearing a t-shirt, jeans, and a pair of sneakers. I wanna...
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